Funny thing about Trump… the more outrageous his statements, the more his supporters love him. The more offensive his language, the more his poll numbers rise. The more mainstream Republicans and the media criticize him, the more popular he gets.
For anyone else, calling Mexican immigrants “criminals, drug dealers and rapists” would be the end of a political career. For your average politician to say John McCain is “ not a war hero… because he was captured,” would cause a major backlash. For any other public figure to suggest Megyn Kelly of Fox News is a “bimbo,” would have women taking to the streets.
What is it about Trump? Do the laws of politics/nature not apply to him?
Finally, a team of forensic scientists has uncovered Trump’s secret weapon … his head of golden flax! Scientists have determined the “thing” on top of Trump’s head is actually a “Teflon shield,” repelling any criticism leveled his way. “He’s a modern day Samson, if you will,” observed Dr. Vincent Boombatz, “ his strength, and protection, comes from the hair.”
Now that scientists have uncovered Trump’s defense mechanism, it seems so clear in hindsight. Think about it …has Trump’s coif been seen anywhere else in the natural world? Some experts speculate it is some type of “bionic weave.”
John Gotti, an infamous New York gangster who worked his way up the criminal ladder to become head of the Gambino crime family, was euphemistically known as the “Teflon Don.” No matter how many charges were brought against him by law enforcement, nothing stuck.
The American public may today be looking at the “Teflon Don-ald.”
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