Imagine, if you will, Donald and Melania Trump in the White House. It’s 2017. A new day has dawned in American Politics. Welcome to your worst nightmare. Welcome to the Twilight Zone.
Donald – “Are you almost ready, Baby?”
Melania – “No. Still undressing.”
The scene is unfolding in the Lincoln bedroom where Melania is preparing for a photo shoot. She will be gracing the front cover of Trump’s new magazine, P.T. Trump (as in ”Perfectly Tremendous.”)
Donald – “I spoke with Henri, this spread will be very tasteful. Nothing to be nervous about. He is using a special lens to capture all your beauty.”
Melania – “Oh, Donald, really. This is not the first time I do this. Remember that great shoot on your yacht by GQ?”
Donald – “Of course Baby. But we’re going to make this a little more classy. After all, you are the new First Lady. I don’t want perverts to drool too much over that luscious body of yours.”
Melania – “Donald I think your Evangelical people might not like this so much, no?”
Donald – “Don’t worry Baby, I got the job. Nobody can fire me. I fire them.”
Melania – “As you say, you are always right. Can you hand me that flower? I think I stick it in my hair.”
Donald – “Baby don’t get me going with that stick it in the hair stuff. I’m thinking if this works out we can put some of these nice, but tasteful photos, into a presidential calendar. Will sell like hotcakes. You like that, Baby?”
Melania – “Yes. But maybe not so presidential, no?”
Donald – “Presidential my ass. I got elected because I do stuff like this. My people love me and expect it.”
With that, celebrated Penthouse photographer, Henri LaTour, positions Melania across the king size bed of the Lincoln bedroom.
Donald – “Hey Melania, just think this is the same bed Bill rented out to his donors when he was here.”
Melania – “Knowing Bill, I’m sure he used bed a few times himself, no?”
The shoot goes off without a hitch. Donald and Melania now get dressed to host their first White House state dinner with none other than the Vicar of Christ, Pope Francis.
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