Think what you will about Donald Trump, the man has brought levity to an area usually bereft of laughter… presidential politics.
Below is a list of the top ten Donald Trump jokes:
Q: If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives?
Q: How’s Donald Trump going to get rid of all the Mexicans?
A: Juan by Juan
Q: Is Donald Trump as intelligent as he claims?
A: Yes. He’s a smart man with a deep understanding of what stupid people want.
Q: What happens when Donald Trump takes Viagra?
A: He grows taller.
Q: Why does Trump want to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese?
A: He wants to make America grate again.
Q: Why does Donald Trump secretly want to lose the election?
A: Because if he wins, he’ll have to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood.
Q: Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?
A: Because E.T. eventually went home.
Q: What’s the difference between God and Donald Trump?
A: God doesn’t think he’s Donald Trump.
Q: Is America going to suffer if Donald Trump becomes president?
A: Yes. You could say we’re going toupée for it.
Q: What’s is Trump’s biggest fear?
A: A strike at the orange spray can factory.
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