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“The Great Trumpini” Dodges Another Bullet!

May 7, 2021 By John DeProspo 7 Comments

Just when you think he can’t possibly get out of this one … he does! He’s the world’s greatest escape artist, “The Great Trumpini!” You can wrap him in chains, stuff him in a trunk and throw it into the deepest lake and, voila, the master performs his death-defying escape act once again.

Today we learned the Federal Election Commission (FEC) has dropped its inquiry into Donald Trump’s hush-money payment to porn star, Stormy Daniels, made just days before the 2020 presidential election.

The bipartisan commission was evenly split with the two Democrats voting to continue the investigation into Trump’s payment to Daniels made through his personal lawyer, Michael Cohen, while the two Republicans voted to drop the case.

Cohen can’t understand why he paid the price for being the bagman in the obvious illegal scheme, having served jail time, while his boss escapes without any consequences.

“The hush money payment was done at the direction of and for the benefit of Donald J. Trump,” Cohen said in a statement after the decision. “Like me, Trump should have been found guilty. How the FEC committee could rule any other way is confounding.”

Michael, we’re talking about “The Great Trumpini.” After escaping two impeachment trials, where he was guilty as sin, did you think he would not get out of the FEC jam?

Won’t it be fun and exciting to see how your old boss gets out of all the other legal troubles he’s still enmeshed in?

Photo | politico.com

Related story, Donald Trump Is The Real “Teflon Don”

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Comments

  1. Charles Sloane says

    May 7, 2021 at 1:07 pm

    There has to be a piper to pay for this POS. Whether its SD-NY, AG-NY, DA-NY or AG-GA, something has got to give. This POS can’t skate forever, can he? He has taken over the GOP and made them the Trump Party. What else is needed to show intelligent people everywhere that this carnival barker, grifter, narcissist, con-man is just that. A cartoon character living in a house of cards that’s about to collapse on itself.

    Reply
    • John DeProspo says

      May 7, 2021 at 1:49 pm

      I’m waiting for something to stick … anything! I know he can’t skate forever, but he’s doing a good job so far!

      Reply
  2. robert hoover says

    May 7, 2021 at 2:38 pm

    How I would love to see him in real handcuffs!

    Reply
    • John DeProspo says

      May 7, 2021 at 2:40 pm

      You, me and the rest of the world!

      Reply
  3. Alden Loveshade says

    May 7, 2021 at 7:27 pm

    I very, very strongly dislike seeing “trials” such as impeachment and related actions decided along party lines. To me it’s UnAmerican. I don’t care who the groups are, I find it completely wrong.

    What if we did something like this for non-political court cases?

    “Let’s see, the defendant has brown eyes, and so do I. There’s 10 brown-eyed people in this jury, and only two with blue eyes. It’s a cinch he’ll be found not guilty!”

    Reply
  4. longtail says

    May 11, 2021 at 5:08 am

    I can understand why Cohen would be miffed that he had to take the fall for Trump but most folks who do business for Trump end up under a bus somewhere.

    Reply
    • John DeProspo says

      May 11, 2021 at 8:25 pm

      No doubt about that!

      Reply

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