With Alabama’s special election for the U.S. Senate less than 10 days away, it appears Republican Roy Moore is poised for victory. Despite allegations he may be a sexual predator, voters in the Yellowhammer State are rallying around the twice-fired State Supreme Court justice.
In an effort to learn more about why Alabamians are supporting a candidate accused of pedophilia and of disobeying the United States Constitution, the Daily Nooze interviewed retired Tuscaloosa schoolteacher, Sally Sue Scruggs.
DN: “Mrs. Scruggs, you have stated that despite all the allegations against Roy Moore you will still vote for him in the upcoming election. Could you please tell us why?
Scruggs: “As you yourself just said, these are allegations. I don’t believe them. I don’t believe all the women who have come out against Judge Moore. And even if what they say is true, I forgive him. That’s the Christian thing to do.”
DN: “ So there is nothing that would stop you from voting for Mr. Moore?”
Scruggs: “No. My daddy taught me a long time ago that voting is easy. It doesn’t require much thinking. You just have to vote for the candidate with the “R” next to his name.”
DN: “So you would vote for Mr. Moore even if he were, say, a tax cheat or a convicted murderer?”
Scruggs: “I have faith that Judge Moore is not a tax cheat and he is not a convicted murderer.”
DN: “ What if Mr. Moore engaged in necrophilia?”
Scruggs: “The Bible says nothing about that … whatever it is.”
DN: “What if Mr. Moore raped your daughter in the middle of the town square?”
Scruggs: “Which daughter … my 12 year old or my 18 year old?”
With that answer, the interview came to an end.
The latest polls show Roy Moore ahead of Democrat Doug Jones just days before the Dec. 12 election. Even as the controversy around Moore continues, his numbers appear to be climbing.
As Donald Trump bluntly put it, “We don’t need a liberal person in there, a Democrat, Jones. I’ve looked at his record. It’s terrible on crime. It’s terrible on the border. It’s terrible on the military.”
And Roy Moore has an “R” after his name.
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