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Jeb Who?

June 14, 2015 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

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A day before making his surprise announcement he will be running for the Republican presidential nomination, Jeb Bush unveiled his 2016 campaign logo.

After much soul searching, and, by his own account, having raised more money than any other Republican candidate in a span of 100 days … ever, Mr. Bush is prepared to throw his sombrero into the ring.

“Quiero ser su próximo presidente!( I want to be your next president!)” Bush was overheard saying to a group of Hispanics earlier today. Mr. Bush is well aware of how important the Hispanic vote will be to his presidential bid.

After being asked why the exclamation mark after Jeb and not his last name, Mr. Bush replied, “If Cher can be Cher; Madonna can be Madonna and Hillary can be Hillary, why can’t I just be Jeb?

Mr. Bush went on to say, “I want to get people excited about my candidacy. The last thing I want to do is remind them I’m another Bush!”

It has been said American voters have short memories, but Mr. Bush may be asking for a little too much on this one.

 

 

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  1. Steven58 says

    June 14, 2015 at 9:48 pm

    And what was wrong with “The better Bush?”

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    • John Deprospo says

      June 14, 2015 at 9:50 pm

      Steve, you missed the point. The idea is for Jeb to keep his Bush hidden!

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