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Keep Those Cards And Letters Coming, Folks!

August 19, 2015 By John DeProspo Leave a Comment

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Moronmajority.com occasionally receives emails from readers. Below is an email received from Aaron Freiser, a loyal follower of this blog. I’ve decided to reprint it in toto.

The moron majority’s worst nightmare. A gay man getting married, stomping on the confederate flag while avoiding housing discrimination in Texas and getting his marital blood test covered by Obamacare. Holy moly, all the states that seceded way back then are forced to allow all these black men and women, who so desire, to take out same sex marriage licenses.

Just think what is going on in the strategic planning centers of right wing groups. What to do!!!

How do they keep fighting the SCOTUS decision without looking like the reactionary jerks that they are?

Huckabee is on the cusp of calling for armed insurrection in the name of God and don’t forget that, as the hurricane season approaches, she (God) will take out her wrath on the USA.

An abortion is refused to a ten-year-old rape victim and Huckabee says “praise the lord” and “two wrongs do not make a right.”

Carson is screaming about abortion after doing research on fetal tissue and comparing Obamacare to Nazism.

Walker says “rescind the 14th amendment, cut funding to higher education, and of course, build a new NBA arena using public funds.

Bush blames Obama and Clinton for the rise of ISIS when the current chaos in the area is, in reality, a Bush family production. People actually buy this junk? The idea that Bush uses the same brains that W did explains it all and here we go again.  Let’s plan for a Xmas 2016 invasion and make Netanyahu happy,

I get the impression that Paul just wants to get high and would rather be the Guru than the President.

I get the feeling that Cruz would rather be on Saturday Night Live and is always performing.

The Donald needs a volume to himself although, at times, he is the most logical of them all. He would support the Iran deal although he would go back to the table and renegotiate, eliminate unlimited contributions in politics and would increase money for Women’s health care (except Meghan Kelly).

It is amazing that he can insult everyone, spout platitudes about himself, make everything into a real estate deal and the world into a reality show. He has tapped into the anti- Obama anger although his views on immigration will have a negative impact on the overall voting population.

Now to the Iran deal;   “all these schmucks that think that we can walk away and influence something better … how did you get elected in the first place”? In that regard Donald is correct?

All the rest of the GOP candidates are boring and will not be around very long, including Carly, who would probably lay off all federal workers, (remember HP)

Why is it that a religion that leans so heavily on love and acceptance can be hijacked by buffoon like characters whom all happen to be in leadership positions. In fact, some are current or former state governors who are running for president. This does not say much for the people who voted for them or who allow them their positions.

As an aside, I have begun to think that all these red states that have been hit the hardest by recent destructive storms better rethink there current politics. As my hero, Pat Robertson said, 9/11 and Katrina was caused by gay tolerance. It appears the Great Spirit has changed her mind and is indicating her desire for tolerance.

While I applaud the SCOTUS decisions, it is so easy to criticize the individual justices, “ Roberts uses logic to support Obamacare but is illogical when denouncing the same sex marriage decision”. Mummified justice Thomas states that slavery,   in itself, does not diminish your dignity and Scalia compares the decision to a Nazi takeover (putsch). Sometimes you have to wonder if these should be lifetime positions.

In summary, if Washington doesn’t work with Obama, imagine what it would be like with Donald, Bush, Carson, Cruz, etc. I miss Bachman!! Let’s not forget; there is something strange in the air and we could see some surprises. Hmmmmmm! President Dole, Biden?

I cannot wait for Halloween!!

If you have anything you’d like to share (rant, diatribe, etc.), by all means, do so! Of course all submissions are subject to our strict editorial standards, in other words … none!

 

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Fidel Endorses Hillary For President

August 17, 2015 By John DeProspo 3 Comments

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Adding excitement to the thaw in US-Cuban relations after more than a half century of Cold War estrangement, former Cuban dictator, Fidel Castro, has endorsed Hillary Clinton for president. The stunning announcement was made at Castro’s oceanfront retirement home, Casa de Manana. Political observers in both countries are baffled by the 89 year old’s intervention into the 2016 presidential contest.

“I think he’s a little loco,” offered his younger brother (84) and current Cuban dictator, Raul. “He hasn’t been right for a long time. He still thinks the CIA is out to assassinate him. Just last week he asked when Nikita Khrushchev is sending those damn nuclear missiles to the island.”

Many Cuban journalists are reporting that this odd turn of events just confirms what many islanders already think, “que ha perdido la cabeza!” which translates to, “the man has lost his mind!”

But a few old time contemporaries of the frail dictator have proposed a cogent rationale for Castro’s endorsement.

“Chico,” as Castro is known to his closest friends,” always liked the Clintons. He is especially fond of Bubba. He once told me that because of Bill Clinton, our cigar sales jumped 33% in 1998. While we’re communists, that kind of sales increase is still something to be proud of,” said Manny Rubio, who, by the way, insisted there is no family relationship with Republican presidential candidate, Marco Rubio.

“You know Chico,” continued Rubio, “had a good time with all that Clinton imbroglio, you know, impeachment.  El Presidente has a great sense of humor. He kept referring to Bubba’s creative use of a cigar as ‘la segunda crisis de los misiles en Cuba’ which, in your language translates to, ‘the second Cuban missile crisis!”

Bernie Sanders did not take Castro’s endorsement of Clinton well. “If he was going to endorse anyone, it should have been me. I’m the closest thing to a communist in the race!.”

 

 

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GOP Gives Planned Parenthood The Old Wedgie

August 15, 2015 By John DeProspo 6 Comments

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In a way, you have to feel sorry for the Republican Party these days. The party of wedge issues is, well, running out of wedges (see “Are Republican ‘Wedge Issues’ Being Whittled Down?) With gay rights no longer being one of their top two hot button issues this election cycle (thanks to the Supremes) what’s left is the tried and true abortion wedge.

The GOP’s current love affair with defunding Planned Parenthood is just a cynical way to put the abortion wedge front and center. In a TV ad running this week in Iowa, Texas Sen. Ted Cruz not only promises to defund Planned Parenthood, but to also prosecute the health care provider!

Now, it is likely you have heard there exists a law banning the use of federal money for abortions. What you might not know is that federal dollars are not used to pay for abortions at Planned Parenthood! Instead, the organization uses money from other sources — private donors, foundations and fees — to fund its abortion services.

You might also be interested in knowing abortions represent only 3% of the total services provided by Planned Parenthood. That is a fact.  But in today’s crazy conservative world, facts don’t matter (see “What Happened To The Belief In Facts?)

Sadly, the truth will not stop right-wing media from promoting the myth that federal money is being used for abortions at Planned Parenthood. They will trumpet this lie in order to prop up Republicans’ attempt to defund the women’s health organization, despite the fact that it’s been unlawful for federal money to pay for abortions for nearly 40 years.

The only Republican presidential candidate to talk about all the other valuable services Planned Parenthood provides women is Donald Trump. Judging from the way nothing he says or does seems to adversely affect his poll numbers, it is actually a smart strategy on Trump’s part to separate himself from all the other defund wacko birds (thanks Sen. McCain.)

The attempt to make the defunding of Planned Parenthood a wedge issue shows the desperation of the GOP. Just like the conservatives were on the wrong side of the gay marriage issue, they are on the wrong side of this fake “defunding of abortion” controversy.

Over fifty percent of voters are women. Many get “non-abortion” services through Planned Parenthood (cancer screenings, contraceptives, HIV testing, etc.). A good number of those women are swing voters. Except for an ever-shrinking Evangelical, conservative base, many (both men and women) will see this stunt for want it is and rightfully abandon this sinking ship that is today’s GOP (unless the “sane” Trump becomes the Republican nominee!)

In a July 29 Washington Post op-ed, Cecile Richards, the president of Planned Parenthood Federation of America, noted that “one in five women has relied on Planned Parenthood for health care in her lifetime.”

Republicans just aren’t that good at numbers.

Update (August, 19, 2015) Republicans may need to give some serious thought to making the defunding of Planned Parenthood a 2016 wedge issue. Most Americans support federal funding for the women’s healthcare provider. Click here.

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What Happened To The Belief In Facts?

August 14, 2015 By John DeProspo

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I have lived long enough to remember when we, as a country, believed in facts. Things were either provably true or false. A determination was made and we moved on. A fact was synonymous with reality; with truth. But for a large segment of Americans these days, belief in facts is viewed in the same light as collision coverage on an auto policy … optional.

The late New York Senator Daniel Patrick Moynihan famously observed, “You are entitled to your opinion. But you are not entitled to your own facts.” Boy, what would he think of the sorry state of affairs these days!

With the proliferation of social media, anyone can be a journalist, an expert, or a news source. But who is doing the fact checking? Where is the editorial oversight? It is just too easy to spread falsehoods or spin conspiracy theories these days. Some have even claimed there is an entire cable news network dedicated to the propagation of disinformation and misinformation.

The “fact” is that we each have our own worldview and we tend to gravitate towards those news outlets that conform with, and confirm, our predilections and biases.

The “truth” is that facts do not change the minds of those whose minds are made up.

Take the example of “birtherism.” A large segment of conservatives questioned whether Barak Obama was born an American. The conspiracy theorists had our president being born in Kenyan. They demanded to see his birth certificate, and not just any proof of birth, but his long form birth certificate. The president at first resisted, calling the request silly.

When the growing controversy over our president’s birthplace was fanned by none other than Donald Trump, with a big assist from Fox News, President Obama relented and produced the requested certificate that showed, proved, verified, documented, and validated his birth in Hawaii.

Did production of the proof “birthers” demanded change anyone’s mind? No, not really. In a recent FDU poll, nearly one in five Americans do not believe our President is a citizen. As for Republican respondents, the number who do not think Obama was born in Hawaii is a whooping 34%!

That a major news channel, Fox News, spent so much time on the “birther story,” even though not endorsing the nonsense, legitimized the issue to their viewers. “Helen, they wouldn’t be spending so much time covering this stuff if there wasn’t anything to it!”

A word of advice,. You can never win an argument with someone who does not believe in the existence, or primacy, of facts.

The “fact” is that many low information Americans have come to believe facts, logic and science are just part of a big liberal conspiracy. Heaven help us!

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Trump – “I Might Be A Lot Of Things But I’m Not A Politician”

August 13, 2015 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

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In the most recent polling of likely Iowa caucus-goers, Donald Trump had the most support at 22%; this in spite of a shaky debate performance, a very public feud with Fox News and host Megyn Kelly and being barred from speaking at the conservative RedState Gathering.

Coming in a healthy second with 14% support, Dr. Ben Carson. Not one other Republican presidential candidate hit double digits.

What do the top two Republican candidates have in common? You are probably thinking not much. One is a bombastic billionaire real estate developer and the other a renowned, but reticent, neurosurgeon. But they do share one important thing … they are not mainstream politicians. Heck they are not, nor have ever been, politicians … period.

What an angry conservative electorate is telling the Republican establishment is they are sick and tired of career politicians … period.

It may be too early to celebrate but what I think we are now witnessing is the death of the Republican Party as we have come to know it. The village folk are angry and in no mood for business as usual. They have their pitchforks out and going after anything that smells of mainstream politics. Even many loyal Fox News followers are turning against the hand that’s been feeding them excrement for so many years.

Today, the wimpy plagiarizer Rand Paul came out with the first Trump attack ad. What a waste of money! He, and the rest of the mainstream field, should know that Trump’s supporters will stick by their man no matter what and for one reason and one reason only; he is not a politician, as are the rest of the sorry lot (Fiorina excluded.)

Rumor has it the Trump’s camp is preparing a counter attack ad. It consists of an unflattering photo of Rand Paul with Trump doing the voice-over, “I am not a career politician like this weasel. I am Donald Trump and I approve this message.”

To the utter dismay of the Republican establishment (Fox News), Trump has hit on a simple, but effective message.

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Breaking Good – “Bernie-Mentum” Is Real

August 12, 2015 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

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In a stunning turn of events, New Hampshire Democratic voters are “feeling the Bern.” In the latest Franklin Pierce University/Boston Herald poll, Bernie Sanders has now done what took Barack Obama longer to do eight years ago — surpass Hillary Clinton in a key primary state.

Sanders leads Clinton 44-37 percent among likely Democratic primary voters, the first time the heavily favored Clinton has trailed in the 2016 primary campaign, according to the poll of 442 New Hampshirites.

In a FPU/BH poll taken five months ago, Hillary had a 37-point lead over Sanders, 44/7. That’s a 44-point swing in just five months, putting a severe dent in Hillary’s aura of invincibility. What should be particularly troubling to the Clinton camp is that these results come after Hillary has tried to beef up her progressive bone fides by tracking further to the left.

Can the presidential nomination be snatched again from the heir apparent by a present day, geriatric Obama? Will the Bern just burn out? After all, he is 73 years old.

The dramatic news coming out of New Hampshire should give heart to the other Democratic presidential contenders, especially former Maryland Gov. Martin O’Malley. It may even give Joe Biden the impetus (excuse) to enter the race.

As the election (I use the term loosely) of George W. Bush proved, in politics, anything is possible. Stay tuned.

 

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Carly On The Rise

August 12, 2015 By John DeProspo 1 Comment

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Of all Republican presidential candidates relegated to last week’s pre-debate debate (otherwise known as the “kid’s table” or “happy hour”) Carly Fiorina impressed the adults in the Party the most. In a recent Suffolk University poll of Iowa Republicans, more than 82 percent of poll respondents said that of the seven second-tier debate participants, Fiorina impressed them the most; nearly 93 percent of the Iowans polled by Suffolk said that Fiorina should be invited in the future to debate at the “adult table” against top-tier Republicans.

There are two ways of looking at Fiorina’s success. One, she was working against a weak field (Jim Gilmore, Bobby Jindal, really?) Two, she really was impressive and looked presidential… at least as presidential as the underwhelming other ten candidates that made it to the prime-time debate.

I’m going with number one, with a slight twist. Most Republican voters simply don’t know much about her. They believe she was a successful female executive at a large tech company and that’s it.

As more ink is devoted to the Carly Fiorina story, more voters will come to know her the way many Californians already do; as the lousy CEO of one of Silicon Valley’s marquee corporations, Hewlett-Packard, and as the losing candidate against Sen. Barbara Boxer in 2010.

Fiorina’s calling card is her business experience. She touts her rise to the top from a lowly secretary at a small real estate company to the leadership of one of the most beloved corporations.

But after a rocket-like ascent, she was fired from HP in early 2005 amid tumult with her board of directors. All in all, under her leadership, HP’s stock price fell a whooping 54 percent, making it one of the worst performing high-tech firms during that time. She did leave with a severance package estimated at $40 million, which speaks well for her negotiating skills, or those of her lawyers!

Carly Fiorina recently spoke out against government-mandated paid maternity leave. That should ingratiate her to all those secretaries who haven’t quite yet made it to the top like her.

When you peel away the Fiorina layers, you will find just another package of conventional Republican orthodoxy, wrapped around a questionable presidential resume.

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Trump Tries Making Nice With Kelly

August 11, 2015 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

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In an effort to minimize the damage from his confrontation with Megyn Kelly during the first Republican presidential debate, Donald Trump has agreed to an exclusive interview with the Fox News host. According to reliable sources, Trump wanted to layout his plan for stimulating the economy and creating new jobs.

While the interview was recorded and has not yet aired, a secret transcript of the interview has surfaced (see below.)

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Kelly; “Thank you for giving me this exclusive interview. I know you and many of your supporters thought I was attacking you by asking that war against women question.”

Trump: “Oh, the one where you asked whether someone who calls women ‘fat pigs, dogs, slobs and disgusting animals” has the temperament to be elected president? That one?”

Kelly: ”Yes. But everyone at Fox, including Roger, thought it was a fair question.”

Trump: “Well tell that fat slob of a boss of yours I didn’t appreciate the stupid question.”

Kelly: “OK. Do you at least want to apologize to me for saying that I had, and I quote, ‘blood coming out of her eyes, blood coming out of her wherever?’

Trump: “Darling, you don’t really know me, do you? I always speak the truth so I don’t apologize, I clarify. What I meant was that I thought you had a subconjunctival hemorrhage, you know, a broken blood vessel in your eye.”

Kelly: “Yeah, and what about that ‘blood coming out of her wherever’ part? You implied I was menstruating.”

Trump; “Well, were you on the rag or not? You still haven’t proved me wrong. You know what, before we continue with this important and groundbreaking exclusive, I think you should apologize to me.”

Kelly: “Apologize to you? You’ve got some nerve! Yes, I was trying to bring out the fact that you have a long history of misogyny. You have a mouth not even fit for the gutter. You’re a user and abuser of women!”

Trump: “OK, Calm down, babe. It was fun. But I’m outta here. Looks like you still have blood coming out of your wherever. Maybe another time.”

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Ten Memorable Quotes From GOP Presidential Debate

August 10, 2015 By John DeProspo Leave a Comment

With approximately 24 million viewers, Fox’s first prime-time Republican presidential debate became the most-watched cable news program ever. In fact, it is now the highest non-sports cable program of all time! While many thought Donald Trump was the winner of the debate, the real winner was Fox News.

Below is a list of ten memorable quotes culled from both the prime-time, and kid’s table, debates.

Huckabee: “It’s time that we … protect children instead of rip up their body parts and sell them like they’re parts of a Buick.”

Trump: “If I’m the nominee, I will pledge I will not run as an independent.”

Graham: “If we don’t stop them over there, they are coming here, as sure as I stand here in front of you.”

Walker: “It’s only by the blood of Jesus Christ that I’ve been redeemed from my sins.”

Christie: “If you think it’s bad now, you should have seen it when I got there.”

Rubio: “If this election is a resume competition, then Hillary is going to be the next president.”

Jindal: “Give Bernie Sanders credit. At least he’s honest enough to call himself a socialist.”

Bush: “They called me Veto Corleone … because I vetoed 2500 separate line-items in the budget.”

Cruz: “Chris I believe the American people are looking for a nominee to speak the truth.”

Carson: “I’m the only one to separate Siamese twins.”

The next Republican presidential debate will air on September 16, hosted by CNN. Will Donald Trump still be leading the pack? Will he even be a candidate by then? If Trump is still in it, should be another night of entertainment.

 

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The Curtain Has Been Pulled On Fox News

August 9, 2015 By John DeProspo 6 Comments

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I’ve often wondered, is there such a thing as a national Republican Party? If so, who is its leader? Certainly it is not that milquetoast Reince Priebus, head of the Republican National Committee (RNC), nor is it the dullard Mitch McConnell, Republican leader of the Senate, nor “the Tan Man,” John Boehner, speaker of the House.

For years I’ve been convinced Fox News was just the propaganda instrument of the Republican Party; a mouthpiece for disinformation and the promotion of Republican candidates and causes. After this week’s Republican presidential debate, it is clear to me Fox News is the Republican Party. And its leader is Fox News chairman, Roger Ailes. He is the Republican heavyweight. He is the man who calls the shots.

It was Ailes’ decision to limit the Republican presidential debate to the top ten candidates, of the seventeen running, as determined by an average of the top five national polls. When a stink was made about how this would adversely affect the excluded seven candidates, Fox News (Ailes) reluctantly decided to hold a pre-debate debate. A non prime-time kid’s table, if you will, for the unfortunate losers.

The problem was, except for the few candidates at the top of the polls, the poll numbers for the candidates at the lower end of the spectrum were all within the polls’ statistical margin of error! The pollsters all told Fox their polls were being improperly used: that there was no statistical difference between #10 Kaisch (2.8%) and #11 Perry (2.0%). The weakling Chairman Priebus, knowing the field of seventeen candidates needed whittling down, didn’t intercede and left it to Ailes to do the dirty work.

Despite what its name implies, Fox News is not, nor it has ever been, a legitimate news network. Ailes, himself, has admitted his beloved Fox News is really an entertainment medium. He sees his competition as TNT, USA and ESPN, not other news outlets.

Of course, gullible Fox News viewers think they are getting real news … you know, news that’s fair and balanced.

I guess after 17 years, a project begun by right-wing propagandist Rupert Murdoch, with the assistance of Republican media strategist Roger Ailes, it would only be natural for the enterprise to assume its earned status as Republican kingmaker.

 

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