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House Hearing On Planned Parenthood Is Anything But

September 30, 2015 By John DeProspo 4 Comments

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In the clearest display of how little the truth matters to rabid House Republicans, Cecile Richards, Planned Parenthood president, was raked over the coals yesterday during a marathon Congressional “hearing.” Led by Jason Chaffetz,, chairman of the House’s Committee of Oversight and Government Reform, the farce devolved into an inquisition as Chaffetz continually interrupted and cut off Richards as she tried answering his questions.

On what many observers have labeled one of the more “shameful days” for House Republicans ( and that is saying a lot), the five hour interrogation was filled with more lies than you might find at a Pathological Liars’ convention.

If Congressional hearings are meant to get at the truth of whatever is being investigated, this was not one of them. The topic of defunding the women’s health service provider is turning into this season’s Benghazi.

As the feisty and unshakable Richards observed, “ “I think the whole purpose of this hearing was to convince themselves that it is OK to deny women the ability to go to the health care provider of their choice, because 2.7 million women and men choose Planned Parenthood, and they were trying to say they wanted to take that choice away from them.”

The highlight of the “hearing” came when Rep. Chaffetz surprised Richards with a graph proving how, over the years, Planned Parenthood has provided more abortions than cancer screenings and preventative services.

When Richards said she’d never seen the graph before, Chaffetz replied: “It comes straight from your annual reports.”

After being briefed by her lawyer, Richards shot back, “My lawyers just informed me that the source of this information is Americans United for Life, an anti-abortion group. I would check your source.” A red-faced Chaffetz ended his questioning at that point.

More shameful than the source of the graph, however, is its complete lack of meaning. The graph is the type of representation that would earn a high school student an “F” in any math class. The problem is that it does not contain a “y” axis. This allowed its creators to simply plot the results wherever they chose in order to create a compelling, but false, visual effect.

The irony of all this is that, while this spectacle will play well with their base, the Washington witch hunt will only hurt the GOP in the upcoming election since 69% of Americans believe the federal government shouldn’t be shut down over Planned Parenthood’s funding.

What’s that you say, Bobby, your party needs to stop being the “stupid party?”

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Trump And Fox News Make Up … Again

September 29, 2015 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

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The on-again, off-again war between Donald Trump and Fox News is off again. Just five days after Trump told Fox he “won’t be doing any more Fox shows for the foreseeable future, ” the billionaire presidential candidate is slated to appear on today’s broadcast of “The O’Reilly Factor.”

It appears Trump sees time in Biblical terms. You know, how the Bible states that with God a day is as a thousand years and a thousand years as a day.

Call me a conspiracy theorist but this ongoing feud seems too convenient for the two combatants. I believe it is a well-orchestrated way to generate interest for both protagonists. Look for this pattern to continue to play out … for the foreseeable future.

Trump has turned his run for the Republican presidential nomination into a new reality show. With Fox as an important cast member, the two will milk this stroke of good fortune for all it’s worth.

Let’s just think of this as the “Trump and Ailes” show. A ratings bonanza! Both sides win in this fake war. Ailes laughs all the way to the bank, and the Donald is showered with media attention.

Photo | deadline.com

 

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Pope To Redskins, “Name Must Go”

September 28, 2015 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

In this photo taken Aug. 7, 2014, the Washington Redskins logo is seen on the field before an NFL football preseason game against the New England Patriots in Landover, Md. Lawyers for the Washington Redskins are telling a judge that the team's free-speech rights are being infringed by a federal panel's decision to cancel the team's trademarks for being disparaging to Native Americans. (AP Photo/Alex Brandon)

In his speech to a joint meeting of Congress, Pope Francis waded into some turbulent political waters: climate change, immigration, and income inequality. But he avoided perhaps the most controversial issue of the day … the Washington Redskins; more particularly, the football team’s offensive name.

In his private meeting with House Speaker John Boehner, however, the Holy Father asked, “How can a football team have a name that offends so many people, especially native Americans? The name must go.” Boehner replied diplomatically, “I’m not a big football fan so I don’t get involved in issues like that, Your Excellency.”

When word of the Pope’s comment to Boehner was made public, all hell broke loose.

Republican presidential candidates immediately tackled the issue, looking to score points on the pontiff’s gaffe. Jeb Bush offered, “ The Pope needs to stick with what he knows best, religious issues. He’s not qualified to weigh in on American football.” This critique is very similar to Bush’s scolding of the pontiff for delving into the topic of climate change. “He’s not a scientist,” said Bush.

Ted Cruz was quoted as saying, “Are we to get rid of all names that refer to American Indians, such as Braves, Chiefs, Warriors? These names honor the American Indian not insult him.”

Perhaps the sharpest criticism came from the Republican presidential frontrunner, Donald Trump. “With all due respect, the Pope is out of his league here. What does he know about American sports anyway? Sure the name is a slur against Native Americans, but so what? This political correctness has got to stop. People need to grow a pair.”

“What’s next?” asked Trump. “Are we going to have the Kansas City Puppies playing the Dallas Kittens in a non- contact flag football Super Bowl with Kenny G as halftime entertainment? Let’s get real. We’re a society of wimps.”

Pope Francis’ director of the Holy See Press Office, Father Federico Lombardi, weighed in on the controversy. “The team already calls itself ‘hogs” and fans come dressed up as pigs. Why not call them the Washington Hogs?”

Upon hearing Lombardi’s suggestion, Trump, in true Trumpian form, sarcastically replied, “Well, a lot of fat women might be offended!”

(AP Photo/Alex Brandon)

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Hip Hip Hurrah! The Liberal Boehner Is Gone!

September 27, 2015 By John DeProspo 4 Comments

 

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During his address at the Value Voters Summit on Friday, Marco Rubio cut into his prepared speech to break the news of House Speaker John Boehner’s resignation. Immediately upon hearing the word, the crowd erupted into wild applause! Many of the religious conservatives cheered the Speaker’s sudden exit, taking credit for the downfall of a man reviled by the radical right as too liberal to lead.

The conference attendees couldn’t have been more lighthearted and gay … as in happier, that is. Their beloved party would be moving further to the right. Said one Republican, “This just proves that the whole problem with us Republicans is that we’re not conservative enough. Now we may have a chance to get something done!”

Sen. Ted Cruz, another Republican presidential candidate at the conference, hinted that the Senate needs a shake-up as well. “With all due respect to Majority Leader McConnell, he’s a wuss. He needs to grow a pair.” Cruz stopped short of an outright plea to fellow Senate Republicans to ditch Mitch.

The prospect of a more conservative House was too much for some Republicans to handle. “Wow,” rejoiced a conference member, “this is truly a great day! The new leadership’s first order of business should be the repeal of Obamacare.” When reminded that the Boehner-led House passed 56 bills to repeal Obamacare; that every House Republican voted for every single bill; that such a bill could not pass the Senate or survive a presidential veto,  the Republican was asked what more could Boehner have done? “He could have passed a new repeal Obamacare bill ever week,” he said, “56 repeal bills in four years isn’t a heck of a lot!”

Whoever the House Republicans pick as their new leader, you can be sure he will not be conservative enough for a cadre of rabid Republican reps. Their immediate goal seems to be a government shutdown over the funding of Planned Parenthood, something Boehner was opposed to. But the long term goal seems to be no less than to limit the power of the Federal government to just one function … funding the military.

As Saint Reagan famously said, “Government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem!” Oh, the law of unintended consequences! Ronnie must be rolling over.

Post Script: Yesterday, Sen. Ted Cruz won the Values Voter Summit straw poll for the third year in a row . With a whopping 35% in the poll of summit-goers, he finished ahead of runner-up Ben Carson’s 18%. Donald Trump finished a disappointing fifth with 5% support.

Photo | AP/Huffingtonpost.com

 

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A Snake Is Always A Snake

September 26, 2015 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

cobra-viper-snake-100217278The Tea Party emerged as a political force after the election of Barack Obama in 2008. Rich donors, such as the Koch brothers, mainly funded the fake grassroots movement made up of Obama-haters and hard-core conservatives dissatisfied with the Republican Party establishment. In an effort to remain politically viable, the party of Lincoln welcomed the vipers into its fold.

The fabulist Aesop told the tale of the farmer who found a frozen snake in his field. Fearful it might die, the farmer opened his jacket and pressed the snake against his warm skin. Unfortunately, once the snake revived, it gave the kind farmer a fatal bite. “I saved you,” said the farmer. The snake hissed, “But you knew I was a snake when you embraced me.” This fable is an apt characterization of the relationship between the Republican Party and its radical Tea-Party wing.

The snake has now claimed its first victim, House Speaker John Boehner. Because the conservative Republican was not conservative enough for the Tea Party extremists in his caucus, he was forced to not only resign his leadership position but his seat in the People’s House.

Now, the fully revived and strengthened viper is set on it’s second “kind farmer,” Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell. Unfortunately for the snake, McConnell still has strong support among his caucus members.

“As someone who’s in constant contact with our members, it’s clear Leader McConnell has overwhelming support within the conference,” said the second-ranking Senate Republican, John Cornyn.

While McConnell may be safe from the snake’s bite for now, he will need to keep looking over his shoulder as he is certainly in the snake’s cross hairs.

All this, of course, is good news for the country. The radical Tea Party Republicans may be winning the war, but they will surely lose the battle as more and more mainstream Republicans see them for what they are … anarchists bent on bringing down our government if their agenda is not completely followed. We may be witnessing the death of the Republican Party as it is currently constituted.

Politics is the art of compromise. It will always, by necessity, remain the art of compromise.

Image courtesy of digitalart at FreeDigitalPhotos.net

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Murdoch Sees Fellow Billionaire Bloomberg As Presidential Material … How Rich!

September 26, 2015 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

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In an under-reported news story, billionaire Rupert Murdoch has encouraged fellow billionaire Michael Bloomberg to challenge current billionaire and Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump for the 2016 nomination. Got it?

Murdoch, whose companies own Fox News and the New York Post, tweeted:

With Trump becoming very serious candidate, it’s time for next billionaire candidate, Mike Bloomberg to step into ring. Greatest mayor.

Rupert Murdoch @rupertmurdoch 6:17 PM – 23 Aug 2015

The man whose cable network helped create the menace known as “The Donald” is looking for a dragon slayer to save the day for the Republican establishment. Apparently Murdoch tweeted while on vacation. Maybe the media mogul had sipped one too many martinis as a few hours later he followed up with:

“I did not say I would vote for him! Just a friend I admire.”

Even with a personal fortune of over 37 billion, the odds of Michael Bloomberg ever seeing the inside of the White House, other than as a guest, are as good a Bobby Jindal converting to Judaism.

The independent Bloomberg supports same sex marriage, gun control and regulating the size of your “Big Gulp.” He is not only Jewish but “New York Jewish.” Surely the man small in stature but big in the wallet is flattered by the support of his fellow 1 percenter. But he is way smarter than Trump to throw those hard earned millions down a sink hole.

Photo | telegraph.co.uk

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Francis, The Pope Of Hope

September 25, 2015 By John DeProspo 6 Comments

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Today, Pope Francis, the Bishop of Rome and leader of the worldwide Catholic Church, made history by becoming the first pontiff to address a joint meeting of the U.S. Congress. The Pope delivered a message of hope, renewal and inclusion; not one steeped in religious dogma. As a prime example, when he spoke of the sanctity of life, he did not go on to discuss the rights of the unborn but those of the living. The Pope strongly spoke of his opposition to the death penalty.

The Pope praised politics as a noble calling but challenged the lawmakers to find their “better selves” and work together for the good of all. “You are called to defend and preserve the dignity of your fellow citizens in the tireless and demanding pursuit of the common good, for this is the chief aim of all politics,” said the Pope.

Speaking not only of a divided Congress but a divided world, the pontiff said, “Our response must be one of hope and healing, of peace and justice. We are asked to summon the courage and the intelligence to resolve today’s many geopolitical and economic crises.”

In his strongest exhortation, the Pope stressed,” We must move forward together, as one, in a renewed spirit of fraternity and solidarity, cooperating generously for the common good. The challenges facing us today call for a renewal of that spirit of cooperation, which has accomplished so much good throughout the history of the United Sates.” The Pope said this could be accomplished while at the same time respecting “our differences and our convictions of conscience.”

When the Pope spoke of his own experience as an immigrant, it seemed to bring a tear to the eye of Sen. Marco Rubio, Republican presidential candidate and son of Cuban immigrants. “In recent years,” said the Pope, “millions of people came to this land to pursue their dream of building a future in freedom. We, the people of this continent, are not fearful of foreigners, because most of us were once foreigners.”

One of the more recurring themes throughout the Pope’s address was the need to work towards the “common good.” He warned that this cannot be accomplished if the world is seen through Bushonian lenses of black or white, “as only good or evil; or, the righteous and sinners.”

Will the Pope’s message of hope, renewal and the moral imperative of working towards the common good sway a divided Congress? Will the Congress of nope heed the Pope of hope? Only time will tell, as our country seems headed towards another government shutdown over the funding of a health service for the poor and marginalized among us.

Photo | Zach Gibson/The New York Times

 

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Pope Speaks … While Boehner Weeps

September 24, 2015 By John DeProspo 7 Comments

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Today Pope Francis gave his much anticipated speech to a joint meeting of Congress.

Pity poor John Boehner. Because of his speakership position, he, along with Vice President Joe Biden, is required to sit behind the speaker’s podium. With his face on constant display,  there was no place for the man known for his blubbering to hide.

Watching Boehner give frequent use to his white hanky, you could just sense the two thoughts going through the devout Catholic’s head -“What the hell was I thinking inviting this liberal Pope to speak” and, “I am surely going to hell.”

What I can only describe as an amazing repudiation of the Republican credo, the Pope presented a well thought-out, well-reasoned version of the American progressive manifesto: the belief in social and economic justice; the dignity of all humans; the caring for the less fortunate, the belief in compromise, the rejection of greed. The Pope, as anticipated, did speak of the sanctity of all life, but he carried that thought through to his opposition of the death penalty.

While the Pope’s speech touched on specific hot bottom items such as immigration, income inequality, climate change and the horrors of war, his sermon was mostly inspirational. The Pope’s loudest applause came when he reminded the audience of the Christian “Golden Rule”: Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

Will the Popes speech change the hearts of Republican conservatives? Unlikely. Will our nation’s political discourse become less shrill? Probably not. But the Pope’s speech undoubtedly put the fear of God into many a conservative, fundamentalist heart … “I’m a hypocrite and I’m going to hell!”

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The Summer Of Trump And The Fall Of The GOP

September 24, 2015 By John DeProspo Leave a Comment

bomb-10043829During the final death throes of his hapless candidacy to become the Republican presidential nominee, Rick Perry took what many likened to, “a hail Mary pass.” He systematically and viciously attacked the Republican front-runner, Donald Trump. He slammed the reality TV star’s presidential bid as dangerous and claimed, if left unchecked, it could bring about the demise of the Republican Party.

“He offers a barking carnival act that can be best described as Trumpism: a toxic mix of demagoguery, mean-spiritedness and nonsense that will lead the Republican Party to perdition if pursued,” warned Perry during an address at the Willard Hotel in downtown Washington. “Let no one be mistaken: Donald Trump’s candidacy is a cancer on conservatism, and it must be clearly diagnosed, excised and discarded.”

The attacks on Trump, however, didn’t work. On what could not have been a more somber day, September 11th, the former Texas Governor was forced to suspend his latest bid for the presidency.

Of course, Perry was spot on.

A Trump nomination as Republican presidential standard-bearer could be the end of the Republican Party as we now know it. But even if Trump does not become the nominee or this is all a hoax by the man, the damage he has inflicted on the Republican brand may be irreparable. By being forced to play Trump’s game of hate and division, Republicans have alienated just about everyone; gays, blacks, women, Hispanics, Asians, the poor, immigrants, and anyone who believes in science, education, justice, fairness and equality.

Anyway you slice it, the numbers do not work for the Republicans. While they may do well in state elections by sticking to their well-honed playbook, they have very little, to no, chance in a national election, regardless of whom the Democrats pick as their nominee.

No matter what happens, the damage has been done … but Trump will be a winner. For a great analysis of this point, read, Donald Trump Has Already Won by William H. Harwood, instructor of Philosophy, The University of Texas-Pan American.

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Pope Is Greeted By Kenyan Muslim Obama, Well …

September 22, 2015 By John DeProspo 4 Comments

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The much-anticipated moment finally arrived today. Pope Francis landed to a red-carpet welcome at Andrews Air Force Base, greeted by a throng of supporters and well-wishers. In a rare move for a U.S. president, Barack Obama greeted His Holiness on the tarmac. The two shared a brief conversation as the Pope headed to the small Fiat 500 awaiting him.

“So glad to have you here, Papa,” said Obama. “What a reception. You’re like a rock star!”

“Doesn’t quite match the reception the Beatles got in 1964 when they arrived at JFK,” quipped the Pontiff. “It was only a few days ago I was greeted by the Communist leader of Cuba and now the Muslim leader of the free world.”

“No, your Excellency,” replied Obama. “I’m actually a member of your flock. That Muslim stuff is just some nonsense my political opponents have concocted to energize their followers.”

“You know I will be the first Pope to address a joint session of Congress,” said Francis. “But before I leave for Rome, I would like to talk with you about the evils of your faith’s Sharia law.”

“Excuse me, your Holiness,” pressed Obama, “but I do not believe you heard what I said. I’m Christian.”

“But I spoke to my host, Speaker John Boehner,” said a puzzled Pontiff, “he assured me I would be meeting a Muslim … you.”

“No, Mr. Boehner is only calling me a Muslim so he can keep his Speakership job,” replied Obama. “He knows I’m not a Muslim.”

“So my host is a liar?” snapped the Holy Father, “I will advise him to confess to me. Sounds like a case of two “Our Fathers” and five “Hail Marys.”

The Pope, who makes a point of rejecting symbols of wealth, got into the backseat of the tiny black Fiat and was rushed away to his lodgings, Motel 6 Washington.

Photo | Andrew Harnik-AP

 

 

 

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