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The Party Of Stupid Just Can’t Help Itself

September 22, 2015 By John DeProspo 6 Comments

One of the smartest things ever uttered by Bobby Jindal came right after the Republican Party lost the 2012 presidential race and saw Democrats gain seats in both chambers of Congress. Jindal famously scolded Republicans attending their annual RNC winter meeting, saying, Republicans “must stop being the stupid party.”

Fast forward to September 2015, it does not appear the GOP has been able to shake off its simpleton past. Not only is a modern-day P.T. Barnum leading the field of 2016 Republican presidential candidates, but the other two leading prospects, Ben Carson and Carly Fiorina, are political neophytes with the same amount of governing experience as Trump: zero. Could there be a more unmistakable repudiation of the Party’s establishment candidates as this? Why can’t the Party learn its lesson?

At that 2013 meeting, which doesn’t seen so long ago, Jindal rightly observed his party needed a complete recalibration. He suggested Republicans, “stop insulting the intelligence of the voters.” Jindal accused his party of “looking backwards” and having an obsession with “identity politics.”

A populist-sounding Jindal went on to warn his audience, “We must not be the party that simply protects the well-off so they can keep their toys. We have to be a party that shows all Americans how they can thrive.”

What ever happened to that guy? The 2015 version of the sage Rhodes scholar and Republican governor is nowhere to be found. The 2016 Republican presidential candidate is sounding just as stupid as the rest of the field of wedge-issue addicts.

I believe that Jindal, as do all Republican politicians, does not suffer from a short memory. The truth is that if any Republican presidential candidate wants to become the party’s presidential nominee in 2016, he or she must cater and pander to the Party’s base of low-information, intolerant, religious fundamentalist voters.

If it seems Republicans are on the same suicide mission as before – blocking immigration reform, trying to curtail a woman’s right to choose, defending religious intolerance – you would be right. But it’s the bed they made long ago; they simply can’t help themselves.

While the old Republican playbook may still work well on the state level, as for national elections, you can quote the leading Republican presidential candidate, “fuggedaboutit!”

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  1. Charles Sloane says

    September 22, 2015 at 5:28 am

    You are so right. Jindal must not have heard himself, because, he has taken stupid one step further to the right than such “moderates” as Kasich, Bush, Paul and Christie. And I wouldn’t vote for any of these moderates, because even they are right wing social issue guys.

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    • John DeProspo says

      September 22, 2015 at 7:16 am

      I think Jindal realized the Republican base demands “stupid.” Look who’s leading the pack.

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  2. The Nil Admirari says

    September 22, 2015 at 3:14 pm

    Jindal sure changed his tune. He is allowing the people of Louisiana to get too many facts, it seems. His approval rating is lower than Obama’s – in Louisiana. That’s something. And that “something” is voodoo economics.

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    • John DeProspo says

      September 22, 2015 at 4:21 pm

      I guess the Rhodes Scholar was speaking hypothetically … or is that “hypocritically?”

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  3. William Gaskill says

    September 23, 2015 at 8:30 am

    “We have to be a party that shows all Americans how they can thrive” – Jindal said it right – the best way to show Americans how they can thrive is to show them that Republican candidates are idiots, so voters can pick one of the Democratic candidates.

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    • John DeProspo says

      September 23, 2015 at 9:00 am

      So true, William!

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