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Cruz – I Start Each Day On My Knees

November 9, 2015 By John DeProspo 4 Comments

UNITED STATES - SEPTEMBER 27: Sens. Ted Cruz, R-Texas, speaks to the media after the Senate voted to pass the continuing resolution. (Photo By Tom Williams/CQ Roll Call)

Speaking at the National Religious Liberties Conference in Iowa last week, Republican presidential candidate, Sen.Ted Cruz, was quoted as saying, “ Any president who doesn’t begin every day on his knees isn’t fit to be the commander-in-chief of this country.”

The statement was made after right-wing pastor, Kevin Swanson, introduced Cruz to the stage and asked him how important it was for candidates to submit to Jesus Christ as “the king of the President of the United States.”

Wow! Exactly how, and when, did the Republican Party become the Party of God? When did Jesus become a Republican presidential candidate? The MSM completely missed that one!

Of course, Christian fundamentalism is a big part of Cruz’s appeal. Since being elected to the Senate in 2012, he has railed against “radicals and liberals” trying to strip religion out of the public sphere.

The problem for Cruz, Carson and some of the other “holy” panderers is that there just aren’t enough “religionists’ to ever elect one of them president. Thank God!

What I pray for everyday, Sen. Cruz, is for the day when someone like you is not seen as a viable candidate for the White House but one for the psych ward; when a candidate espousing views like yours is deemed mentally ill and automatically disqualified to hold public office.

I know that day is in the distant future, but a man can dream cant he? I’m guessing that day of the “New Enlightenment” is 100+ years away.

Like Martin Luther King Jr., I dream of the day when politicians will not be judged by their professed belief in a mythical sky creature but by the extent of their rational faculties.

Photo | Tom Williams/CQ Roll Call)

 

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  1. Gregg says

    November 9, 2015 at 3:15 pm

    You know, I never thought he went that way! Typical Republican hypocrite.

    Reply
    • John DeProspo says

      November 9, 2015 at 3:31 pm

      Now cut that out. He gets down on his knees to pray! I think?

      Reply
  2. William Gaskill says

    November 11, 2015 at 9:34 am

    Yes, we all know Cruz is on his knees every morning, he probably alternates between kissing a Koch ass and blowing him.

    Reply
    • John DeProspo says

      November 11, 2015 at 10:30 am

      Or getting it up the wazoo!

      Reply

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