On the heels of the controversial approval received from David Duke, the former Ku Klux Klan Grand Wizard, Donald Trump has just secured the endorsement of Seinfeld’s Soup Nazi.
“I like Trump,” said Soup Nazi. “He is a man who is not afraid to tell people where to go, especially when they get out of line.”
The decision to back Trump was an easy one for Soup Nazi.
“Like me, Trump is a perfectionist,” said the man whose passion for quality soups is unparalleled. “He shows class in everything he does, from the skyscrapers he builds to the women he marries. Have you seen anyone with a more perfect body than Melania?”
To show how much of a supporter he is, Soup Nazi has created a new soup in honor of Trump.
“I thought very hard about what kind of soup to make,” said Soup Nazi. “I decided to go with a variation of Chinese bird’s nest soup. You know, to honor what’s on his head. I will call it ‘Trump nest soup.”
Asked to comment on his latest endorsement, Trump said he was not familiar with Soup Nazi or his award-winning soups.
“Frankly, I’m not much of a soup guy,” said Trump.
When questioned whether it is wise to accept the endorsement of someone who goes by the offensive name of Soup Nazi, especially in light of the uproar created when he did not immediately reject the support of the white supremacist, David Duke, Trump replied, “ Sure, why wouldn’t I? Some of my best friends are great chefs.”
Not missing a beat, Trump’s main opponent in the race, Ted Cruz, has already prepared a misleading ad that will run in the upcoming primary states. The commercial boldly proclaims, “Trump endorsed by Nazi!” The Cruz camp believes the ad will be particularly effective in Florida, which holds its primary March 15th.
Informed of the false negative ad about to be unleashed against Trump, Soup Nazi became enraged.
Said Soup Nazi, “You can tell that lying, Cuban-Canadian Senor Cruz, no soup for you!’
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You’ve become fairly desperate when you have to stoop to writing this kind of low-level trash just because you’re terrified that you’ll soon be calling Donald Trump, Mr. President! I can understand your desperation, and on behalf of Donald Trump, we accept your surrender.
This is as cuntsy and pathetic as are the crying jag, girly-puppets Cruz and Rubio, along with the slave-controlling establishment whores who rent-to-own them. Disgusting!
“Mr. Marco Rubio, ladies and gentlemen. Eating it HARD in a city near you!” – Jon B.
“Ted Cruz, ladies and gentlemen. An establishment liar we can all count on!” – Jon B.
“Twit Romney, you’re not running-
For POTUS this time, dummy!
Your speeches make you look a loon-
Freebase daily or just each full moon?
Stop hijacking the American people-
Who are sick of the establishment sheeple
Telling them what and who to vote for-
We’re through with establishment whores!
Now, we know you’re fraught with crying jags-
Screaming and yelling like a sour hag!
Jealous and threatened by Mr. Trump-
Who threatens all your entitlements!
Be off with you, troll! No more to linger-
God bless you with this MIDDLE FINGER!” – Jon B.
“Mr. Cruz-
A dude can kiss another guy-
A bird can kiss a butterfly
The sun grows high the sassafras-
But you, my friend, can kiss my ass!” – Jon B.
Peace & Light-
Jon B.
TRUMP IN 2016!
HITLERY CLINTON SHALL GO TO PRISON!
Lighten up. Where is your sense of humor? I hope that Trump (or Cruz for that matter) is the Republican nominee.
The man “suffers for his soup” -Kramer
Now if the Soup Nazi hadn’t given away his armoire!
We all know Newman must support Trump, too!
Yep, a Repug for sure!