Think what you will about Donald Trump, the man has brought levity to an area usually bereft of laughter… presidential politics.
Below is a list of the top ten Donald Trump jokes:
Q: If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives?
A: America
Q: How’s Donald Trump going to get rid of all the Mexicans?
A: Juan by Juan
Q: Is Donald Trump as intelligent as he claims?
A: Yes. He’s a smart man with a deep understanding of what stupid people want.
Q: What happens when Donald Trump takes Viagra?
A: He grows taller.
Q: Why does Trump want to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese?
A: He wants to make America grate again.
Q: Why does Donald Trump secretly want to lose the election?
A: Because if he wins, he’ll have to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood.
Q: Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?
A: Because E.T. eventually went home.
Q: What’s the difference between God and Donald Trump?
A: God doesn’t think he’s Donald Trump.
Q: Is America going to suffer if Donald Trump becomes president?
A: Yes. You could say we’re going toupée for it.
Q: What’s is Trump’s biggest fear?
A: A strike at the orange spray can factory.
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“Critics are like eunuchs in a harem. They see how it’s done, and watch it being done all around them, but they cannot do it themselves.” – Jon B.
Enough said.
TRUMP IN 2016!
“If you’re voting for Hitlery Clinton for POTUS, raise your right hand. Now use it to slap the living shit out of yourself with it! You’re an idiot!?” – Jon B.
“Nearly 70 percent of Americans said a Trump presidency would make them ‘anxious.’ And 30 percent said a Trump presidency would make them ‘Canadian.'” –Conan O’Brien
What does Melania see in Donald Trump? “Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!”
“Donald has attacked every person of color – except John Boehner.”–Joe Biden
Donald Trump as president is the best joke!
Bingo!