Not to be outdone by other Republican-controlled legislatures, a small town in Alabama has actually made it a crime to use the wrong bathroom.
Oxford, Alabama unanimously passed an ordinance this week criminalizing the use of any public restroom that doesn’t correspond with a person’s gender listed on his or her birth certificate.
Anyone found violating the ordinance could face a $500 fine or up to six months in jail.
Perhaps southern states might better serve their citizens if lawmakers regulated “trans fats” rather than “trans genders.” Sure might help with that obesity problem, y’all.
“Never ceases to amaze me how much of the time, the very ones to oppose human fairness, tolerance and decency, should also be the very ones who often look like total rejects and fat round caricatures straight out of Mama’s Family. Assholes.” – Jon B.
Now Jon, why would anyone be for human fairness, tolerance and decency! This is the U.S.of A. we’re talking about!
Kinda makes you wish we let them all secede 150 years ago.
For sure. Southern states live in a different universe. Oh that damned Republican Lincoln saving the Union!
How’s this for a caption… “She ain’t heavy she’s my mother?”
Good one, David!