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Clinton’s Description Of Trump Supporters Is Not A Mistake… It’s Spot On

September 11, 2016 By John DeProspo 4 Comments

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The party whose candidate has dished out some cutting insults against almost every group of Americans, except for perhaps white males, is offended by Hillary Clinton labeling half of their presidential nominee’s  supporters a “basket of deplorables.”

After Clinton’s remarks at a fundraiser this Friday, the aggrieved Trump team soon mobilized into full attack mode. Predictively, their fake indignation did not even come close to representing what Clinton actually said.

Vice presidential candidate, Mike Pence, said, “Hillary Clinton said last night at a big fundraiser in New York City that the American people, the millions of Americans who are supporting my running mate…[they] were described in the most deplorable of terms.”

Pence went on to say, “She referred to those people as irredeemable… [Someone who has] such a low opinion of people who support this campaign should be denounced in the strongest possible terms.”

Of course Clinton did not accuse “the American people” of being deplorable nor did she refer to them as “irredeemable.” But facts have never stood in the way of some good talking points for Republicans.

What Clinton said was that “you could put half of Trump’s supporters into what I call the basket of deplorables. Right? The racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamaphobic — you name it. And unfortunately there are people like that. And he has lifted them up.”

About the only thing in her statement you could quibble about is the percentage that occupies that basket of deplorables. Is it less or more? One thing that can’t be argued is that a significant number of Trump supporters gleefully revel in their hatred of fellow Americans not like them.

In this basket of deplorables you will find those supporters Trump boasted would still love him even if  he shot someone in the middle of Fifth Avenue. They are what some might call a solid base or others, a lost cause.

But Clinton also talked about the other half of Trump supporters who actually might be redeemable.

“But the other basket … of people,” said Clinton, “ are people who feel that the government has let them down, the economy has let them down, nobody cares about them, nobody worries about what happens to their lives and their futures, and they’re just desperate for change. It doesn’t really even matter where it comes from. They don’t buy everything he says, but he seems to hold out some hope that their lives will be different … Those are people we have to understand and empathize with as well.”

While Clinton was right to recognize this group of desperate Trump supporters, it is unlikely many will abandon their revered savior. Trump, like all good snake oil salesmen, is offering up his secret elixir called “Hope” and that shiny bottle has them all mesmerized.

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Trump’s Greatest Con? … “Man Of The People”

September 10, 2016 By John DeProspo 6 Comments

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From the moment he entered the presidential race, Trump has bragged about his great wealth. “I’m really rich,” said the real estate mogul and reality TV star the day he announced his presidential bid in the lobby of his swank Fifth Avenue Trump Tower.

While few financial experts believe Trump is as rich as he claims to be ($10 billion), there is no doubt he enjoys an opulent and glamorous lifestyle. He owns his own plane, helicopter, multiple homes, golf courses and his gilded Trump Tower penthouse – estimated worth $100 million – is rumored to have a gold crapper.

A look a Trump’s support base shows mostly white blue-collar Americans occupying the opposite end of the wealth chart. Back in December, a Washington Post analysis found that Trump’s support skews male, white, and poor. The male-female gap was 19 percentage points (47 percent support among men vs. 28 percent among women). He won a whopping 50 percent of voters making less than $50,000.

How did a very rich businessman, who may or may not do his business on a gold toilet, attract such strong support among low-income voters? What makes them think Trump is a “man of the people?” What causes them to believe a billionaire can not only relate to them, but also be their voice?

Ah, but therein lies the genius of the con man.

Playing mostly on people’s social fears and economic anxieties, Trump is offering the one commodity all great con men traffic in … hope. In this case it is not the hope that a secret elixir will cure your illness, but the hope of defeating what Trump calls a “rigged system.” It is the hope only a wealthy political outsider like Trump can offer.

Corporate greed has given us globalization that has taken away our jobs, says Trump. Illegal immigrants are scooping up work that should rightfully go to Americans, he tells his marks. Only an independently wealthy, successful businessman like himself, declares Trump, can reverse these trends thereby making America, and his supporters’ lives, great again.

Trump’s faux populism extends to “powerful corporations, media elites, and powerful dynasties,” who, as he said a few months ago in Pennsylvania while channeling his best Bernie Sanders, have “rigged the system for their benefit, will do anything and say anything to keep things exactly as they are.“

It doesn’t matter that Trump is himself an outsourcer of jobs. Most of the suits, ties and cuff links he peddles are made in China; his luxury line of furniture comes from Turkey; the crystal for his Trump Home line is produced in Slovenia. It also doesn’t matter that as a wealthy businessman he has personally benefited, and continues to benefit, from the very “rigged system” he rails against. His followers believe because they want to believe. They are blinded by the shiny bottle of magical potion Trump holds before them.

The con man Trump offers his elixir (hope) for a better tomorrow through a simple three-part narrative: America is losing; Donald Trump is a winner; and if Trump becomes president, America will become a winner, also.

George W. Bush, a man like Trump born into great wealth, also sold himself as a man who cared about the common folk. He was the kind of guy you wanted to have a beer with. But unlike Trump, at least Bush looked the part of an average Joe when he was clearing brush on his ranch in Crawford, Texas.

Trump is more the kind of guy you might want to have champagne and finger sandwiches with. But, attesting to his great skills, the man who stiffs his workers as a matter of course has convinced a great many desperate Americans he is a “man of the people” who actually cares about their plight.

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North Korean Dictator Kim Jong-Un Praises Donald Trump as “Most Excellent Leader”

September 8, 2016 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

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At last night’s Commander-in-Chief forum in New York City, Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump went out of his way to heap praise on Russia’s strongman, Vladimir Putin.

Speaking of the former KGB spy, Trump said, “Certainly … he’s been a leader, far more than our president has been a leader.” Trump continued his reverence for Putin by noting, among other things, the Russian president’s “82 percent approval rating.”

Trump told forum moderator, Matt Lauer, he appreciated some of the kind words Putin has had for him. “Well, I think when he calls me brilliant, I think I’ll take the compliment, okay?”

And just now, we are getting breaking news out of North Korea that its enigmatic leader, Kim Jong-Un, has joined the Trump fan club.

“To great man, Mr. Donald J. Trump, I wish to offer much praise and support in journey to win election. You would be most excellent leader,” said Jong-Un. “You are wise man and understand how weak and corrupt your country leaders. You understand all nations having right to defend selves. All nations be armed with nuclear weapons you say so righteously.”

Political analysts are scrambling to understand the young dictator. Why has he decided to get involved in American politics?

A source close to the North Korean leader, who would only speak on condition of anonymity, shed some light on the mystery.

“Our Dear Leader very proud jealous man. He not feel he get enough world respect like Putin. Putin get 82% love of his people; Kim Jong-Un loved by 110%.”

The source went on to say Jong-Un’s decision to praise Trump might have been influenced by the backward country’s fifth nuclear test the other day which went mostly unnoticed by the world.

“Our Dear Leader know Trump media savvy,” said the anonymous source. “Everything he say do get big coverage. Maybe Jong-Un doing for publicity.”

Undoubtedly Jong-Un picked up on a line from last night’s forum. Speaking of Putin, Trump said, “If he says great things about me, I’m going to say great things about him.”

By praising Trump, the shrewd North Korean dictator is betting on a reciprocal embrace and some much needed media buzz.

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Commander-in-Chief Forum’s Biggest Loser … Trump or Lauer?

September 8, 2016 By John DeProspo 4 Comments

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What had been billed as a forum on foreign, military and veteran’s affairs, the first ever Commander-in-Chief forum instead turned into an embarrassment for two of the three forum participants. Both NBC moderator Matt Lauer and Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump proved they were clearly out of their league.

That NBC would pick Matt Lauer, the host of the network’s Today Show, to moderate the first onstage meeting of the two main presidential candidates was also a major embarrassment for the network itself. Trying to pawn off a TV personality more adept at interviewing the Kardashians as a serious journalist makes one wonder whether the network looked at the forum as a political event or simply a one-hour entertainment special.

In a limited time format, where each candidate had roughly 25 minutes to answer questions, Lauer spent nearly half of his time with Clinton on an issue that the FBI has put to rest … the Clinton “email scandal.” Even as she tried to give detailed answers to Lauer’s questions, Clinton was continually cut off by the moderator.

When it came time to question Trump, Lauer lobbed one softball after another at the former reality TV star and purported billionaire. Lauer did not fact-check Trump and never once called him out for his outrageous falsehoods during the town hall event. Specifically, Trump insisted that he never supported the war in Iraq and pointed to an Esquire interview from 2004 to prove that he was against it from the beginning.

The Iraq War began in 2003. Trump is on record as having been in favor of what turned out to be one of the biggest foreign policy blunders in U.S. history.

Trump was given free reign by Lauer to trash our President, our generals and our armed forces while singing the praises of Russia strongman, Putin. Instead of calling Trump out on such shockingly traitorous remarks, Lauer teed-up the next softball question.

A moderator, as a ref, has every right to be tough on his people. But a good ref knows to be fair to both sides of the contest. Lauer never asked “email” level questions of Trump. Lauer should have asked Trump to explain his attacks on a Gold-Star family, or the five deferments that kept Trump from serving his country.

Matt Lauer was not a good ref. He may be a good interviewer of celebrities but last night’s forum had only one television celebrity … the other participant was a qualified candidate seriously looking to be our next commander- in-chief.

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Commander-in-Chief Forum … Good Idea But Needs Some Work

September 7, 2016 By John DeProspo 4 Comments

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The first ever Commander-in-Chief forum between the two presidential candidates was held this evening at the Intrepid Sea, Air & Space Museum in New York City. The Iraq and Afghanistan Veterans of America sponsored the one-hour event.

The format called for each candidate to separately answer questions by a moderator for a measly 25 minutes. And therein lies the problem with what is otherwise a great idea.

The short questioning period did not allow for any in-depth answers on the many important topics covered. The format clearly favored the less prepared and less knowledgeable candidate. And it showed.

Matt Lauer, the moderator, was forced to cut off many of Hillary Clinton’s detailed answers, undoubtedly due to time constraints. Lauer found no need to ever interrupt Trump’s pointless ramblings.

Trump was allowed to bob and weave by Lauer. The Republican presidential candidate spoke but his words didn’t amount to anything resembling answers.

Asked what experience has prepared him to be commander-in-chief, Trump said, “Well, I built a great company, I’ve been all over the world.” When asked what kind of preparations he was doing to brush up on policy, Trump answered he had been studying. But Lauer let Trump get away with “I’m campaigning, I’m running a business, I’ve got a lot of hats right now.”

Besides improving the forum by lengthening the question and answer period, asking each candidate the same questions would also improve the format. The public could then compare the two candidates’ answers.

Hopefully this forum becomes an annual tradition. But it needs some tweaking if it is going to be more than a cursory, superficial one hour news special.

The 25-minute Q&A was like a nice appetizer. It still left you hungry for the main course… in this case, one that never came.

Oh, but we do have the debates coming up, don’t we!

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We Can’t Allow Trump To Lose… He Needs To Be Trounced

September 6, 2016 By John DeProspo 3 Comments

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While some national polls show a close race between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump, the more important Electoral College map shows a decided edge to the former secretary of state. Barring some act of God, Hillary Clinton will be our nation’s 45th commander in chief and first Madam President.

But a Clinton blowout in the Electoral College, coupled with a narrow win in the popular vote, would nevertheless be a bad thing. Donald J. Trump, for both the good of our country and that of the world, needs to lose in the biggest popular vote landslide in modern presidential history.

A humiliating loss is the only way for our country to heel from the cancer Trump has spread throughout our great nation over the past 15 months. A crushing defeat is the best way for all the peoples of the world to be reassured Americans have not gone completely loco. It needs to be made abundantly clear that Trump’s appeal to racists, sexists, misogynists and xenophobes was limited to a narrow group of intolerant Americans.

Republicans, over the years, but especially during the Obama presidency, have been hell-bent on fear mongering and political gridlock. This strategy has caused the public to grow frustrated and lose confidence in the institutions of government.

Today, the very fabric of our society seems to have been pulled apart. Many people have come to believe the government no longer works for them. This has forced the public to lash out in unexpected ways … with devastating consequences. This is what has led to the rise of a horrible political candidate, and human being, … Donald Trump.

For the good of all things decent, Trump not only needs to loss the election but he also needs to be humiliated at the polls. The Trump brand needs to become synonymous with losing on an epic scale, as in “that candidate got Trumped!” The name that was once associated with style and glamour needs to be permanently attached to gutter politics at the lowest level.

If the unimaginable were to happen (Trump wins in November), it would send shock waves throughout the world. It would pose the single greatest security threat to our nation and to an increasingly fragile planet. But even a narrow lose would powerfully proclaim that all those underhanded political tactics of creating gridlock and sowing the seeds of frustration and division are still successful strategies.

The GOP would not, once and for all, learn its lesson.

We need a decisive Trump repudiation in order to return our political system to balance and restore public trust in our government. An annihilating defeat of one of our nation’s greatest con artists would not only dispatch a dangerous demagogue, but it would also go a long way toward restoring the proper functioning of our democracy.

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Now Hiring … Trump Campaign Surrogates

September 4, 2016 By John DeProspo 3 Comments

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Due to a recent spat of departures, Donald Trump is looking to hire a sizable number of new campaign surrogates.

The following ad appears on Trump’s website:

Are you looking for a fun and exciting job in TV? One that “promises” to pay well? One that will surely have people talking about you? Then you may be what we are looking for … a Trump campaign surrogate!

Don’t be discouraged from applying just because your educational background may not be up to snuff. No college? No problem. Our team of crackerjack creative writers will whip up your resume into such shape even you won’t recognize it!

What we are most looking for are individuals with certain abilities. Among them are:

  1. The ability to recite talking points no matter what is actually being asked.
  2. The ability to stay on message.
  3. The ability to remain unflustered.
  4. The ability to defend the indefensible.
  5. The ability to insert the works “Benghazi” and “emails” into all answers.
  6. The ability to not embarrass easily.
  7. The ability to remain non-apologetic.
  8. The ability to lie with a straight face.

Special consideration will be given to you ladies who have been described as a “10.”

If you’ve ever been referred to as: bombastic, clueless, juvenile, arrogant, tone-deaf or uninformed, you may just be the person we are looking for!

Salary and benefits will be discussed after you’ve been hired. But the media exposure you will receive as a Trump campaign surrogate could change your life forever! Many of our past surrogates have gone on to rewarding careers as political analysts.

Come join our team to make Donald J. Trump our next president. You’ll find that once you’ve been associated with the Trump brand, your life will never be the same again!

The need we have is immediate. So if you think you have what it takes, we want to hear from you … NOW!

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Trump, “King of the Birthers,” Reaching Out To Black Voters … Or Is He?

September 3, 2016 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

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Today in Detroit, Donald Trump addressed a congregation of African-Americans as part of his latest “outreach effort” to the black community. The subdued Republican presidential candidate told the congregants, “I am here to listen to you.”

Granted, American voters tend to have short memories. As Will Rogers said, “The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.” But very few African-Americans will ever forget, or forgive, Trump’s bigoted attack on the first black president of the United States.

In 2011, Trump took the racist “birtherism” conspiracy—the belief that Obama is foreign-born and thus an illegitimate president—and turned it into a full-fledged movement. Trump famously told a Fox News audience that he had sent an army of investigators to Hawaii to determine if Obama was really born there. Trump even went so far as to say researchers “cannot believe what they are finding.”

Of course the President got the better of Trump by releasing his long form birth certificate and going on to relentlessly mock the self-described billionaire at the White House Correspondents’ Association dinner that year.

The fact of the matter is African-Americans have excellent memories. According to a recent NBC/Wall Street Journal poll, only 1 percent of black voters nationally support the Republican nominee.

With numbers like that, makes one wonder what this whole African-American outreach is all about.

It is not about appealing to blacks, that’s for sure. Trump knows he doesn’t stand a chance in hell of convincing more than a handful of black people to vote for him.

Trump’s real target with his latest effort to make nice-nice with blacks, and all non-white sectors of the electorate, is actually whites … specifically, white suburban women. Trump needs to prove to this all-important voting group that he really is not a racist. He actually loves all … blacks, Hispanics, Muslims, Asians, etc. He wants to give these women an excuse to vote for him without any of that guilty conscience stuff.

It is beyond ironic that now, after years of publicly belittling women and spouting some of the most hyper-misogynistic rhetoric ever heard in a modern-day election, Trump needs women (center-right, married white) to come to his aid.

While Trump’s multi-city pander-fest may make him more palatable to some white women, he does run the risk of losing some of his otherwise reliable white blue-collar, anti-“Black Lives Matter” base.

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When It Comes To Knowing Foreign Affairs, Could Trump Do Worse Than GWB?

September 2, 2016 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

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The start of the presidential debates is fast approaching. It has just been announced that Lester Holt, anchor of the NBC Nightly News, will moderate the first debate scheduled for September 26.

But did you know the first presidential forum will be held on September 7?

Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton and Republican nominee Donald Trump will appear at a Commander-in-Chief forum to discuss national security, military affairs and veterans’ issues in a primetime event sponsored by the Iraq and Afghanistan Veterans of America.

The presidential candidates will appear back-to-back in the one-hour event hosted by Matt Lauer and aired by NBC and MSNBC. The two candidates will answer questions from NBC News and an audience that includes military veterans and active service members.

The Trump camp is worried about this major challenge for their candidate. After all, who knows more about national security and foreign affairs than former secretary of state Clinton?

But Trump supporters are taking heart in the fact that George W. Bush was not the sharpest foreign-policy wonk as a candidate but that didn’t stop him from making it to the White House.

In a 1999 interview with WHDH-TV in Boston, an NBC affiliate, Bush was given a surprise quiz on foreign affairs. He was asked to name the leaders of four world hot spots: Chechnya, Taiwan, India and Pakistan.

Bush scored a failing grade of 25%, giving only the right answer for Taiwan.

But the most embarrassing response to a foreign policy question came when Bush was asked to comment on the turmoil in the Middle East. When asked to give his opinion on Beirut, Bush replied, “I know he was a great all-around player, but I always thought Joltin’ Joe DeMaggio was the better the Yankee.”

With the bar set so low by George W., could Trump do any worse?

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Did They Or Didn’t They? The Great Wall Mystery

September 1, 2016 By John DeProspo 4 Comments

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Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump met yesterday with Mexican president Enrique Peña Nieto, on that we are certain. What the two men discussed during their private meeting is still unclear.

Many Trump supporters believe the hastily arranged trip was set up so Trump could extract a check from Peña Nieto, or at least a solemn promise, to pay for the big wall Trump has promised to build between the two countries.(Señor … The Check, Por Favor)

But during the news conference following their meeting, Trump said he and Peña Nieto talked about the wall, but did not discuss who was going to pay for it.

“Who pays for the wall? We didn’t discuss,” Trump said. “We did discuss the wall. We didn’t discuss payment of the wall. That’ll be for a later date.”

Funny, because shortly after Trump’s statement, Peña Nieto tweeted, “At the beginning of the conversation with Donald Trump I made it clear that Mexico will not pay for the wall.”

Someone is playing fast and loose with the truth.

Of course Trump supporters believe if he is elected president, the wall will be built and paid for by Mexico.

At his rally in Phoenix later in the day, Trump did not disappoint his followers.

“We will build a great wall along the Southern border,” Trump said, pausing for emphasis before continuing: “and Mexico will pay for the wall. One hundred percent. They don’t know it yet but they’re going to pay for it.”

The interesting part about this whole controversy is that no one but ardent Trump supporters believes the wall between the two nations will ever be built, due to both logistics and price.

Trump has estimated that the cost of a wall along the 2000-mile border between the two countries could run as high as $12 billion. Most experts have estimated the cost to be at least twice that total.

Talk about wall-building seems to be just that … talk; nothing more than a rallying cry for Trump’s supporters.

But who is lying about what was discussed yesterday concerning the great wall is a serious question.

A betting person would not go with Trump. Fact checkers have shown that only 9% of what comes out of Trump’s mouth is true or mostly true. (If Prevaricating Were An Olympic Sport, Trump Wins Gold, Hands Down)

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