Sarah Palin, former half-governor of Alaska and John McCain’s VP pick in 2008, was invited to the White House yesterday by President Donald Trump. Palin brought with her two of her close friends, rockers Ted Nugent and Kid Rock.
In a post on her website, Palin said she invited the musicians “because Jesus was booked.”
Trump’s invitation to the woman also known as “Mama Grizzly” and the “Queen of the Word Salad” was not just social as the two were said to have discussed some important issues.
One of the topics discussed was Trump’s campaign promise to build a wall along the Mexican border. The President was eager to get Palin’s take on the financing for such a huge undertaking now that Mexico has flat out refused to pay for the structure.
“Mr. President,” said Palin, “you are a master builder, businessman and negotiator. Why not do what you are so good at? Hire workers to build the wall and then just refuse to pay them?”
On a more immediate and serious note, the North Korean crisis was also discussed.
Palin was asked by the commander in chief how he should deal with the North Korean madman Kim Jong-un.
“Once again, Mr. President,” offered Palin,” you need to do what has always worked for you in the past. Invite him to Mar-a-Lago for a weekend of golf. You’ve said yourself some of your best deals have been made on the golf course. I’m sure you can smooze the dictator into giving up his nuclear weapons. And, anyway, I bet Mar-a-Lago’s “beautiful” chocolate layer cake will be a hit with Kim.”
Word is now spreading around the White House that Trump is considering replacing his top adviser, Steven Bannon, with Palin.
Following her visit, the president praised Palin for her “common sense solutions” to otherwise thorny issues.
“Sarah can cut through some serious problems like nobody else,” said Trump. “She’s a natural at problem solving. And she isn’t so bad to look at. OK, maybe no longer a 10 but a solid 8, believe me.”
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With Melania stuck in NY, I’m sure he grabbed her by the pussy when saying goodbye.
Yes, even an 8 can appeal to the pussy-grabber in chief!
Nugent and Kid Rock look like they’re dressed for a rodeo!
And they’re both wearing their Sunday best!