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If Jesus Were A Republican …

May 7, 2017 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

Republican Jesus is believed to have been the inspiration for Ronald Reagan’s “Trust but verify.”

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  1. Harriet Schwab says

    May 7, 2017 at 2:15 pm

    Let’s not forget what Republican Jesus called the mega-rich … job creators!

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    • John DeProspo says

      May 7, 2017 at 2:17 pm

      I think he is also credited with calling estate taxes “death taxes.”

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