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Poll: Most Americans Weary Of Trump Scandals

May 12, 2017 By John DeProspo 6 Comments

In a recently released survey by the well-respected Faber Technical College (FTC), the vast majority of Americans say they have grown tired of the many Trump scandals.

According to the FTC poll, more than 85% of Americans say there are too many Trump scandals for their liking. Depending on how broadly the word “scandal” is defined, the number of Trump imbroglios range anywhere from 7 to 43 … after just a little more than three months in office.

When asked what is the appropriate or acceptable number of presidential scandals they would be comfortable with during a term, nearly 78% answered 2-3.

FTC‘s report contained some actual comments made by survey participants.

“I was just beginning to understand the Manafort and Flynn firings and them I’m hit with Sally Yates, Preet Bharara and James Comey!” said Joe Fusco, a seventh year senior at Faber Technical College. “ Wham, wham, wham! Just too much for me to process, dude.”

Sally Parker, lunch monitor at Grand Lakes University in Kalamazoo, Michigan, said, “I’m still having a hard time understanding the “Emoluments Clause” that Trump is supposedly violating. I believe that was scandal number 4. And now we’re up to 40 or something? Way too many and too fast.”

During the presidential campaign, Donald Trump promised Americans they would win so much they would be tired of winning. Ironically, it’s the many Trump scandals Americans are sick of.

“I don’t know,” said Paul Martinez, manager of the new Los Pollos Hermanos restaurant in downtown Los Angeles. ” At this rate, what will the total number of scandals be by the end of Mr. Trump’s term in 2020 … 700? 800? Don’t get me wrong, I like a scandal here and there but geez … so many?”

Despite the exhaustion most Americans feel over the sheer number of controversies, “Trump Scandal Fatigue,” as it is being called, has not hit the president’s most ardent boosters. According to the FTC poll, an amazing 92% of Trump supporters said they still backed their president and will vote for him again in 2020.

Unfortunately, for those loyal devotees, the odds of Trump running for reelection in 2020, or even making it to the end of his first term, are 50-50 according the Ugandan gambling site, YourOddsAre.com.

For the group of Americans who were not bothered or bored by Trump’s numerous scandals … a sizable 13%, their mantra seemed to be: “bring ‘em on!”

Caution – this article may be fake news!

Photo | Yuri Gripas / Reuters

 

 

 

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Comments

  1. Harriet Schwab says

    May 12, 2017 at 1:18 pm

    John, you know a good chunk of readers will believe this no matter your “disclaimer.”

    Reply
    • John DeProspo says

      May 12, 2017 at 1:20 pm

      Yes, I am aware.

      Reply
  2. Charles Sloane says

    May 12, 2017 at 1:29 pm

    No interview with the late, great Gus Fraihn?

    Reply
    • John DeProspo says

      May 12, 2017 at 1:34 pm

      Ha! BTW it’s Fring.

      Reply
      • Charles Sloane says

        May 13, 2017 at 9:37 am

        That’s how you spell it?

        Reply
        • John DeProspo says

          May 13, 2017 at 3:44 pm

          Yep.

          Reply

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