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Hateful White Men Apparently Also Detest Mosquitoes

August 12, 2017 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

After a run on Tiki torches at the local Home Depot, a large group of white nationalists marched through the streets of Charlottesville, Va. to demonstrate their hatred and fear of non-whites … and mosquitoes.

Reports indicate not one single supremacist was bitten by the dreaded insect but a few were beaten up by counter-protesters.

Home Depot anticipates having more torches in stock within a few days.

Photo | randyrainbow/facebook

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  1. Brian Ferry says

    August 12, 2017 at 11:39 am

    Hey, you gots to protect yourself. Those bites can be nasty!

    Reply
    • John DeProspo says

      August 12, 2017 at 11:43 am

      You can say that again. I once got a nasty bite through a very thick white sock!

      Reply

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