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Trump Keeps Laying Groundwork For Insanity Defense

August 31, 2018 By John DeProspo 1 Comment

Reprint from moronmajority.com

While Donald Trump has said some crazy stuff since taking office, his latest accusation against a major news network provides proof positive he intends to use the “insanity defense” in any criminal prosecution against him.

Trump is now making the absurd, and baseless, claim that NBC News somehow doctored an interview with Lester Holt in which he cites the Russia investigation as a factor behind firing FBI director James Comey.

“What’s going on at @CNN is happening, to different degrees, at other networks – with @NBCNews being the worst,” Trump tweeted. “The good news is that Andy Lack(y) is about to be fired(?) for incompetence, and much worse. When Lester Holt got caught fudging my tape on Russia, they were hurt badly!”

The “insanity defense,” also known as the mental disorder defense, is a defense by excuse in a criminal case, arguing that the defendant is not responsible for his or her actions due to an episodic or persistent psychiatric disease at the time of the criminal act.

It is possible Trump just might pull this off if he keeps going on this way.

What’s next … the Earth is flat? The moon landing was fake? Big Foot is an alien? Dinosaurs helped build the pyramids? Elvis is still alive? The National Enquirer is real news? Don Jr. and Ivanka are not really my kids?

As Rachel might say, “Watch this space.”

Photo | nytimes/leaonhardt

 

Filed Under: featured, satire Tagged With: doctored tape, Donald Trump, fake, fake news, fudging, insanity defense, Lester Holt, NBC News, satire

Trump Mocks McCain In Life … “The Maverick” Disses Trump In Death

August 26, 2018 By John DeProspo 5 Comments

Oh sweet justice!

If you recall, at an event in Iowa, then candidate Donald Trump belittled John McCain’s Vietnam war record by questioning his heroism.

“He’s not a war hero,” said Trump. “He’s a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren’t captured.”

Both Democrats and Republicans roundly criticized Trump for his comment. Though it was suggested Trump apologize to McCain, he never retracted the statement.

And now that the U.S. Senator, often called “The Maverick,” has passed away at the age of 81, it is McCain who gets the last dig.

While almost anyone who’s anyone will be attending McCain’s funeral, there will be one very noticeable absentee … Donald Trump.

It was McCain’s wish that Trump be barred from his funeral.

To make matters worse, McCain left specific instructions that a former president, Barack Obama, eulogize him!

That’s got to hurt the man-child currently occupying the Oval Office whose main goal is to erase Obama’s legislative accomplishments.

As one observer, Bruce Lindner, has noted, “Other than Obama’s roast of Trump at the White House Correspondent’s Dinner seven years ago, I don’t think anything anyone has ever done to Trump will infuriate him as much as this.”

How humiliating! How perfect!

Thank you, Sen. McCain, for your years of service to our country. However, I do not think I will ever forgive you for unleashing Sarah Palin on an defenseless nation!

Now all we need is for some more justice to be shown to our incompetent, narcissistic, illegitimate president by another true American patriot … one Robert S. Mueller.

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Filed Under: featured, politics Tagged With: Barack Obama, death, Donald Trump, funeral, John McCain, justice, last laugh, not invited, war hero

Don’t Expect A Divorce Anytime Soon

August 23, 2018 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

Even with testimony, under oath, by Trump’s former personal lawyer, that Donald Trump directed him to engage in a crime, Congressional Republicans are standing by their man. Like the proverbial good Christian spouse who takes the marriage vow seriously, there is no scenario, no malfeasance, which will cause the breakup of the family.

For Mitch and his coterie, they made their bed and they will sleep in it. Like good sailors, they are prepared to go down with the ship.

In a way, you have to admire such unflinching loyalty.

Photo | latimes.com

Filed Under: featured, Opinion Tagged With: better or worse, Donald Trump, marriage, marriage vow, Mitch McConnell, Republicans, sickness and treason

Sorry, Rudy, There Is One Place Where Truth IS Still Truth

August 22, 2018 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

Donald Trump’s TV lawyer, Rudy Giuliani, told NBC’s Chuck Todd something quite extraordinary a few days ago. On Meet the Press this Sunday, Giuliani said to a stunned Todd, “Truth isn’t truth.”

Upping the ante on Kellyanne Conway’s infamous “alternative facts” comment, Giuliani doubled down on his Orwellian pronouncement the following day by tweeting: “My statement was not meant as a pontification on moral theology but one referring to the situation where two people make precisely contradictory statements, the classic ‘he said, she said’ puzzle.”

As crazy as it sounds, Giuliani’s statement does have some merit when it comes to political speech or when referring to some news outlets. The truth can be malleable.

As we found out yesteray, however, the truth is still the truth in a court of law. The bulwark of our democracy, our legal system, works.

A jury in Virginia convicted Trump’s former campaign chairman, Paul Manafort, on eight felony counts of bank fraud and tax evasion. At about the same time, in a New York court, Trump’s legal fixer, Michael Cohen, pleaded guilty to eight counts of campaign finance violations, tax and bank fraud.

It didn’t matter what lies or fakery Manafort and Cohen engaged in prior to their day in court, once they stood in front of the man in the black robe, all the BS, the spin, the mangling of facts, ended.

It is said that justice is based on truth. Truth, in the law, means objective, reliable facts that can be admitted as evidence in a trial.

With what Cohen admitted to yesterday under oath, namely that Donald Trump directed him to violate campaign finance laws, it won’t be long before all of Trump’s claims of innocence, of “witch hunt”, of “no collusion”, will be put to the test … hopefully at an upcoming trial in the United States Senate after the House approves articles of impeachment.

Hey Rudy, when two people make contradictory statements, you know, the old he, said she said … one is telling the truth, one is lying.

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Filed Under: featured, politics Tagged With: "truth isn't truth", court, Donald Trump, facts, justice, Michael Cohen, Paul Manafort, Rudy Giuliani, rule of law, trial, truth

With A Lawyer Like Ghouliani, How Can You Go Wrong?

August 19, 2018 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

No one will ever accuse Donald J. Trump of skimping on top-notch legal representation!

Photo | politico.com

Filed Under: featured, satire Tagged With: "collusion is not a crime", "truth isn't truth", Donald Trump, Ghouliani, legal representation, Rudy Giuliani

Maybe The Idea Will Sound Better Next Year?

August 17, 2018 By John DeProspo 4 Comments

Trump’s very big, beautiful military parade, scheduled for this November, has been cancelled, with the hope of holding it next year.

Yesterday, it was reported that the cost estimate for the parade had skyrocketed to $92 million — about $80 million over the original estimated budget.

The question everyone is asking is not whether the parade will somehow be cheaper next year but if Trump will still be president in 2019.

Photo | foxnews.com

Filed Under: featured, politics Tagged With: cancelled, Donald Trump, dumb idea, military parade, next year, pet rock, too expensive

Trump Attacks Former Protege

August 15, 2018 By John DeProspo 1 Comment

Omarosa picked up so much from her mentor she is now beating him at his own game.

Photo | peoplespunditdaily.com

Filed Under: featured, politics Tagged With: attacks, Donald Trump, lying lowlife, mentor, Omarosa, Omarosa Manigault Newman, protege

Giuliani’s Latest Version Of Trump-Comey Conversation … “Never Happened”

August 14, 2018 By John DeProspo Leave a Comment

On July 8, 2017, former FBI Director, James Comey, testified before the Senate Intelligence Committee, saying Donald Trump asked him to go lightly on former National Security advisor, Michael Flynn.

At a private meeting at the White House, Comey told the senators that Trump praised Flynn as a “good guy.” Comey, testifying under oath, said Trump repeated that Flynn hadn’t done anything wrong on his calls with the Russians, but had misled the Vice President. According to Comey, Trump then said, “I hope you can see your way clear to letting this go, to letting Flynn go. He is a good guy. I hope you can let this go.”

Of course, if Trump asked Comey to quash the ongoing investigation into Flynn, that would most likely constitute obstruction of justice.

In an interview on CNN this Sunday, Trump’s mouthpiece, Rudy Giuliani, said, “There was no conversation about Michael Flynn.”

It appears Giuliani has gone full Trump.

Giuliani told ABC News on July 8 about the Trump-Comey conversation, saying, “What he said was, ‘Can you, can you give him a break?’” On July 30, Giuliani was even more explicit about that version of events during an interview with Fox News, saying, “He didn’t tell him, ‘Don’t investigate him, don’t prosecute him.’ He asked him to exercise his prosecutorial discretion because he was a good man with a great war record.”

If you thought Donald Trump was the only one who could change his own narrative in the face of video evidence to the contrary, you’d be wrong.

It’s safe to say Giuliani’s main objective as Trump’s TV attorney is to obfuscate and confuse … to muddy the waters, if you will.

Gene Robinson of the Washington Post has written, “There is madness in Rudolph W. Giuliani’s incoherence on behalf of President Trump, but there is also method. He’s following the Trump playbook: Confuse, distract, provoke and flood the zone with factoids and truthiness until nobody can be sure what’s real and what’s not.”

While the Giuliani strategy seems to be working, especially with Trump supporters, it will have no impact on Robert Mueller’s Trump-Russia investigation.

But Trump and Giuliani are betting they can sway public opinion enough to get 45 off the hook.

Giuliani gave the game away when he told CNN on May 27, “To a large extent…what we’re doing here, it is the public opinion, because eventually the decision here is going to be impeach or not impeach.”

It is obvious Giuliani doesn’t care about his reputation or looking like a legal hack.  As it stands, the former federal prosecutor has turned out to be one of the few effective Trump picks.

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Filed Under: featured, politics Tagged With: Comey, conversation, Donald Trump, lie, Michael Flynn, Mueller, Rudolph Giuliani, Rudy, Trump-Russia

What If You Held A Hate Rally And Only A Few Nazis Show Up?

August 13, 2018 By John DeProspo Leave a Comment

Reprint from moronmajority.com

This year’s “Unite The Right” rally in D.C was a bust.

As reported in the Washington Post, “White supremacists held a rally in Washington on Sunday, and almost no one but their opponents and the police showed up.”

“Jason Kessler, one of the organizers of last year’s violent and deadly ‘Unite the Right’ rally in Charlottesville,” wrote the Post, “wanted to hold an anniversary demonstration there, but the city wouldn’t let him. So he brought his show to Washington, where he hoped 400 supporters would join him for a rally at Lafayette Square, across from the White House. Fewer than 40 turned out.”

In an exclusive interview with MM, Kessler blamed the piddling attendance on Donald Trump.

“Would it have hurt Trump to put out a tweet or two promoting our event?” asked Kessler. “The man tweets about everything, why not about our great rally?”

After last year’s violent rally in Charlottesville, Donald Trump gave aid and comfort to the white nationalists by saying “there is blame on both sides” for the deadly violence, equating the actions of white nationalist groups and those protesting them.

It was suggested to Kessler that maybe hate has lost its appeal, its panache. The peddler of animus was having none of it. “Hate is as American as apple pie. It will never go out of style. No, I blame this all on Trump.”

Donald Trump has yet to chime in on this year’s flop of a hate rally.

Photo | Joshua Roberts/Reuters

 

Filed Under: featured, satire Tagged With: Donald Trump, hate, Jason Kessler, nazis, rally, satire, supremacists, Unite the Right, Washington D.C., white nationalists

If Only Old Tom Could See How Low His Beloved Nation Has Sunk

August 12, 2018 By John DeProspo 1 Comment

Thomas Jefferson, a Founding Father who was the principal author of the Declaration of Independence and later served as the third president of the United States, was a strong believer in a democracy’s need for a free press.

Here are some quotes, from famguardian.org, attributed to Jefferson regarding the Fourth Estate:

“The functionaries of every government have propensities to command at will the liberty and property of their constituents. There is no safe deposit for these but with the people themselves, nor can they be safe with them without information. Where the press is free, and every man able to read, all is safe.”

“The most effectual engines for [pacifying a nation] are the public papers… [A despotic] government always [keeps] a kind of standing army of newswriters who, without any regard to truth or to what should be like truth, [invent] and put into the papers whatever might serve the ministers. This suffices with the mass of the people who have no means of distinguishing the false from the true paragraphs of a newspaper.”

“Our liberty cannot be guarded but by the freedom of the press, nor that be limited without danger of losing it.”

“I am… for freedom of the press, and against all violations of the Constitution to silence by force and not by reason the complaints or criticisms, just or unjust, of our citizens against the conduct of their agents.”

“The art of printing secures us against the retrogradation of reason and information.”

It seems as if what Jefferson feared most has come to pass with the elevation of a self-serving, arrogant, incompetent, egotistical, narcissistic, pathological liar to the White House … paired with a compliant Congress.

As has been said, “The press is only an enemy to those who fear the truth.”

Photos | theimaginativeconservative.org, theatlantic.com

 

Filed Under: featured, politics Tagged With: Donald Trump. Thomas Jefferson, fourth estate, free press, truth

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