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Why Trump’s 19 Months Seem Like … Forever

August 9, 2018 By John DeProspo Leave a Comment

It’s hard to believe, but Donald Trump has been in office for a relatively short time. To be exact, as of this writing, he has occupied the White House for 1 year, 201 days, one hour and 28 minutes.

Just as during the presidential campaign, it’s been Donald Trump 24/7.  All that anyone seems to talk about, whether it be common folk or the media, is the man with the orange tan.

And why not? It’s been one scandal, one controversy, after another. If it’s not the Mueller investigation into Trump-Russia collusion, it’s one horrendous policy decision after another. If it’s not the sex scandal de-jour, it’s the buffoonery and sheer incompetence exhibited on the world stage. If it’s not an outrageous tweet, it’s another cabinet member resigning or being forced out.

We have been on sensory overload!  Our brains simply can’t process all this Trump stuff coming at us so fast.

It’s easy to forget we had an articulate, competent and compassionate president less than two years ago; that we were blessed with an intelligent, well-respected man who brought honor, not shame, to the presidency.

While it is only natural to get down as we wade through the latest embarrassing moment of his presidency, just remember Trump’s reign of incompetence will one day end. It may be through impeachment, resignation or end of term, but the “end time” to our collective nightmare will surely come.

A very wise man, my former father-in-law, had a saying that got him through some tough times in his life… “This too shall pass.”

His was a variation of Frank Costanza’s “serenity now.”

With any luck, a Democrat will soon occupy the Oval Office and clean up the mess created by another Republican. This seems to be a pattern, don’t you think?

A great start to righting our ship of state is for a Blue Wave to sweep through the coming mid-term elections. If not the Senate, Democrats must flip the House so that a brake came be put on the Trump/Republican agenda.

Cheer up, folks. We will survive this. “Serenity now … serenity now!”

Photo | rebalance-ira.com

 

 

 

 

 

Filed Under: featured, Opinion Tagged With: 19 months, Donald Trump, end, incompetence, presidency, scandals, serenity now, this too shall pass

Two Men of Means Inspired By The Noble Cause of Education

August 4, 2018 By John DeProspo 1 Comment

While finding time in his hectic schedule to dunk in the face of basketball great, LeBron James, founder of a top-notch public high school for low-income kids, Donald Trump gets ready to celebrate the 15threunion of Trump University’s first graduating class.

Photos | madmagazine.com, IMDb.com

Filed Under: featured, satire Tagged With: criticize James, Donald Trump, education, LeBron James, satire

Donald Trump Claims He Hardly Knows Donald Trump Junior

August 2, 2018 By John DeProspo Leave a Comment

Reprint from moronmajority.com

In an effort to distance himself from the infamous Trump Tower meeting attended by Donald Trump Jr., Paul Manafort, Jared Kushner and a group of Russian operatives, Donald Trump claims he hardly knows his son.

“The last time I had a serious conversation with Junior was many, many years ago, believe me.  It could have been his wedding,” said the President. “As I’ve said many times, I knew nothing about the meeting, before or after. We just don’t talk about things.”

Though Trump’s claim sounds preposterous on its face, a recent Quinnipiac poll found that 87% of Trump supporters believe he doesn’t know his own son.

“Just because they have the same name doesn’t mean they are close,” said Melvin Scruggs, president of Alabama’s Talladega County Republican Committee. “I mean the kid was just doing his own thing, you know, freelancing.”

“If the president was really close to Junior he would have brought him into the White House like Ivanka and Jared,” added Scruggs. “Trying to claim Junior doesn’t do anything without his father’s permission is just more fake news.”

Trump’s latest attempt to downplay his personal relationship with his son follows the same pattern he used to minimize his close association to indicted or convicted former campaign members, namely: Paul Manafort, campaign manager, George Papadopoulos, policy advisor, Rick Gates, campaign aide and Michael Flynn, campaign advisor and former National Security Advisor.

While Trump’s attempted disassociation from his own son is selling well in Trumpland, one very important member of the FBI’s probe into possible collusion between the Trump campaign and Russia isn’t buying the story … Special Counsel Robert Mueller.

Photo | politico.com

 

 

 

 

 

 

Filed Under: featured, satire Tagged With: disassociation, Donald Trump, Donald Trump Junior, FBI probe, hardly knows him, Robert Mueller, Russia collusion, satire

Great Moments In Republican Presidential Directives

August 1, 2018 By John DeProspo 6 Comments

Got to hand it to Trump, he engages in obstruction of justice in plain sight!

Photos | daily signal, in these times

Filed Under: featured, politics Tagged With: berlin wall, Donald Trump, Gorbachev, Jeff Sessions, presidential directives, Ronald Reagan, Russia probe, witch hunt

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