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The Only Bench Kavanaugh Deserves To Sit On Is The One In The Park

September 29, 2018 By John DeProspo 4 Comments

Something unusual happened this Thursday during Brett Kavanaugh’s Senate confirmation hearing. The man who would sit on the nation’s highest court took off his mask.

Supreme Court nominees normally look to portray themselves as cool, fair-minded, neutral arbiters of the law. As John Roberts said during his confirmation hearing, “Judges are not politicians who can promise to do certain things in exchange for votes.” A judge’s job, said Roberts, “is to call balls and strikes and not to pitch or bat.”

Starting with his opening statement, Brett Kavanaugh, currently a D.C. Circuit Judge, came out with a bat in his hand. He attacked the Democrats on the committee saying, “This confirmation process has become a national disgrace. The Constitution gives the Senate an important role in the confirmation process, but you have replaced advice and consent with search and destroy.

Calling the confirmation hearing “a circus,” Kavanaugh even went “Fox News” by bringing in the Clintons.

“This whole two-week effort has been a calculated and orchestrated political hit, fueled with apparent pent-up anger about President Trump and the 2016 election, fear that has been unfairly stoked about my judicial record,” Kavanaugh said. “Revenge on behalf of the Clintons and millions of dollars in money from outside left-wing opposition groups.”

Kavanaugh’s rant on Thursday revealed him to be the right wing, conspiracy-theory- loving, political hack that he is.

He clearly showed he does not have the judicial temperament to sit on the Supreme Court, or any other court for that matter.

By denying provable facts about his past, he showed himself to be a liar in the mold of the man who nominated him to the position.

What is truly amazing is that all the Republican members on the committee voted to send his nomination to the full senate for a vote!

Now that one Republican senator, Jeff Flake, has done the honorable thing by calling for an FBI investigation into the serious, and credible, sexual assault allegations levied against him by a number of women, accepting Trump’s offer for a seat on the Supreme Court could be one of the worst decisions in his life.

Almost as bad as the decision he made 36 years ago when he attacked a 15-year-old girl at a house party.

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Filed Under: featured, Opinion Tagged With: Brett Kavanaugh, committee Democrats, judicial temperament, political hack, rant, senate confirmation hearing

Kavanaugh Channels His Inner Thomas

September 20, 2018 By John DeProspo Leave a Comment

Reprint from moronmajority.com

Looking to counter the accusation he attempted to rape a girl in high school, Brett Kavanaugh takes a page from the successfully disingenuous “socio-economic” outrage employed by Clarence Thomas at his own Senate confirmation hearing.

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Filed Under: featured, satire Tagged With: Brett Kavanaugh, Clarence Thomas, confirmation, hearing, high-tech lynching, outrage, rape, satire, Supreme Court

Game Changer … Manafort Agrees To Cooperate With Mueller!

September 14, 2018 By John DeProspo Leave a Comment

Of course, Michael, there is always the insanity defense.

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Filed Under: featured, politics Tagged With: adult. game changer, Donald Trump, guilty plea, insanity, Michael Moore, Paul Manafort, Robert Mueller, trial

Trump May Not Need Sessions To Find Author Of Anonymous NY Times Op-Ed

September 9, 2018 By John DeProspo Leave a Comment

White House sources say Trump is hot on the trail of unmasking the anonymous senior staff member who wrote a blistering critique of his administration in a New York Times op-ed this week.

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Filed Under: featured, satire Tagged With: Donald Trump, investigation, Jeff Sessions, NY Times, op-ed, opinion piece, satire, senior staff member

Gloves Off, Obama Criticizes Trump, By Name, For First Time

September 7, 2018 By John DeProspo Leave a Comment

During a speech at the University of Illinois today, Barack Obama, for the first time since leaving office, attacked Donald Trump by name.

Speaking of the current corrosive and corrupt political climate, Obama said, “It did not start with Donald Trump. He is a symptom, not the cause. He’s just capitalizing on resentments that politicians have been fanning for years.”

This is a departure from the deliberate way Obama has avoided direct criticism of his successor. During his much-celebrated speech at the Nelson Mandela Annual Lecture in Johannesburg earlier this year, Obama attacked the “politics of fear and resentment,” but never named Trump directly.

With only 60 days until the midterm elections, Obama appears to have made the calculation that this is no time to be timid.

“You need to vote because our democracy depends on it. … This moment really is different,” Obama told his audience. “The consequences of any of us sitting on the sidelines are more dire.”

Pointing out to his audience that only one in five young people voted in the 2014 midterm elections, Obama cautioned the students there is only one way to save our democracy … “Vote, vote, vote.”

Obama’s impassioned speech to the young audience reminded many of his breakthrough keynote address at the 2004 Democratic National Convention that thrust him into the national spotlight.

It is only a matter of time before Donald Trump attacks Obama for what he will undoubtedly see as a challenge and breach in “presidential” etiquette.

From all indications, the new, energized Obama is not only ready for the fight but relishes the opportunity to be back in the political arena.

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Filed Under: featured, politics Tagged With: Barack Obama, by name, criticizes, Donald Trump, first time, gloves off, midterm elections, speech, University of Illinois

Trump-Cruz … And The Political 180

September 2, 2018 By John DeProspo Leave a Comment

They say politics makes for strange bedfellows. You can’t get weirder than this odd couple!

“The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.” – Will Rogers

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Filed Under: featured, politics Tagged With: absolutely nothing, Donald Trump, endorsement, hypocrisy, lyin' Ted, odd couple, short memories, Ted Cruz, will rogers

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