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Democrats’ Big Win Reveals Stark Reality … We Are As Divided As Ever

November 8, 2018 By John DeProspo 4 Comments

Democrats won big on election night. They achieved their primary goal of retaking the House. Finally America might have a check on Donald Trump’s total disregard for norms, customs and the rule of law itself.

The much-anticipated “blue wave” did materialize. Democrats flipped over 30 House seats, took seven gubernatorial races (and counting), and made significant gains in down ballot races—winning over 260 state legislative seats with more to come.

But many Democrats are not celebrating their big night. Perhaps it’s because the “blue wave” came with a harsh red undertow.

Three red-state senators lost their races, giving Republicans greater control of the Senate. Two charismatic Democratic candidates – Beta O’Rourke in Texas and Andrew Gillum in Florida, lost their election bids, though narrowly.

What the midterms clearly revealed is that we are a divided nation mostly separated along urban-rural lines.

Defeated Claire MaCaskill of Missouri perhaps said it best: “The further you get from metropolitan areas, the more powerful Donald Trump is and the more allegiance there is to whatever he says or does.”

As Robert L. Borosage of The Nation writes, “Republicans are increasingly the party of rural, white, non-college-educated males, and aging and evangelical voters.” This so-called “Trump base” was susceptible to “Trump’s manic, unhinged, dishonest, and scurrilous campaigning…No doubt his blend of hate and fear helped build Republican turnout.”

But change may be in the air. Democrats made dramatic advances in formerly Republican suburbs, and in the Midwest, while continuing to gain in the Southwest.

Many Progressive ballot initiatives across the country fared well.  The new Democratic House is expected to include 100 women.

Trump incredibly tweeted Tuesday’s election results were a “Big Victory” for him!

The truth is Donald Trump is a con man and more Americans are not falling for the sting.

As Borosage aptly put it, “The 2018 election exposed once more how divided the country is—but it also showed the tide is running against Trump’s hateful brand of politics and the party that he continues to deform.”

Photo | politico.com

 

Filed Under: featured, politics Tagged With: blue wave, Democrats, Donald Trump, elections, House, mid-term, red undertow, rural, Trump base, urban

Ready For Some November Fireworks?

November 1, 2018 By John DeProspo 3 Comments

With all the excitement, and nervousness, surrounding the upcoming midterm elections, it’s easy to forget about Bobby Three Sticks. The consummate professional, Robert Mueller III has gone radio silent over the past few months.

Unlike former FBI Director James Comey, who weighed in on the Hillary Clinton email investigation days before the 2016 election, Mueller has honored the longstanding Justice Department policy that prosecutors should not take actions that might affect pending elections.

Rest assured, however, Mueller has not been idly passing time sipping a tropical drink under a shady palm tree somewhere in the Bahamas. The man has simply been quietly and methodically going about his business investigating possible Trump-Russia collusion during the 2016 presidential election and subsequent obstruction of justice by Trump.

Just last week Mueller interviewed the former White House Chief Strategist, Steve Bannon … for the third time. It is being reported by Politico that the Special Counsel’s office may have already issued a subpoena for Trump to testify in front of a grand jury.

No matter what happens after next Tuesday’s election, expect some fireworks  (indictments, reports?) out of the reserved and staid former Eagle Scout in the very near future.

If the Democrats, as predicted, take back control of the House, expect our “So-Called” President to become even more unhinged and erratic.

The final episodes of the best reality show on TV may finally be upon us.

Photo | saracarter.com

 

Filed Under: featured, politics Tagged With: Bobby Three Sticks, Donald Trump, FBI investigation, fireworks, midterm elections, November, obstruction, Robert Mueller, Trump-Russia collusion

Trump Advised By Rick Perry To Start Wearing Glasses

October 27, 2018 By John DeProspo Leave a Comment

From moronmajority.com

Secretary of Energy, Rick Perry,  has offered up some sound advice to his boss … “An eye exam and glasses may be in order, Sir.”

Or Donald Trump could just cut out the obvious, blatant lies, Rick?

Photo | businessinsider.com

Filed Under: featured, satire Tagged With: bombs, Cesar Sayoc, Donald Trump, face, glasses, MAGA Bomber, satire, spoof, van

Party Chairman, Tom Perez, May Have Hit On The Right Message For Democrats

October 19, 2018 By John DeProspo Leave a Comment

Much has been said, and written, about how the Democrats’ lack of fighting spirit has hurt them in the past when dealing with the ruthlessness of Republicans. Michelle Obama’s, “When they go low, we go high” mantra has recently been criticized by some Democrats as being exactly the wrong approach to take when trying to defeat a merciless foe.

Former Attorney General, Eric Holder, at a rally for Georgia Democratic gubernatorial candidate, Stacey Abrams, was criticized last week by Republicans, and some Democrats, when he amended Michelle Obama’s mantra with one of his own. “When they go low, we kick them,” said Holder.

Of course, Republicans pounced on his statement as a “call to violence” by Democrats. It didn’t matter that Holder was speaking metaphorically.

It didn’t take long for our “so-called” President to denounce Holder.

“He better be careful what he’s wishing for,” Trump responded the following day on Fox & Friends. “That’s a disgusting statement for him to make. For him to make a statement like that is a very dangerous statement. You know, they talk about us; we are exactly opposite (…) my rallies are extremely calm and well-run.”

Once again, the party that controls all levers of government playing the victim!

Today on Morning Joe, DNC Chairman, Tom Perez was asked if this new combative approach expressed by Holder is something Democrats should adopt as their game plan.

Without answering the question directly, Perez said, “When they go low, we vote.”

Case closed. Now there’s a midterm message all Democrats can agree on!

Photo | gawker media

 

Filed Under: featured, politics Tagged With: "when they go low we vote", DNC chairman, Eric Holder, mantra, Michelle Obama, Republican ruthlessness, Tom Perez, vote, when they go low

Millions Of Americans Happily Reliving Their High School Days

October 17, 2018 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

Donald Trump ends up with the short end of the stick in his latest “insult volley” with adult film star, Stormy Daniels. The two are reminding many older Americans of those fun, frivolous, and foolhardy days as teenagers. For that, Mr. “So-Called” President, they thank you!

“Oh boy, this is great!” – Kent Dorfman

Photo |  People.com

Filed Under: featured, satire Tagged With: Donald Trump, high school days, horseface, immature, insult volley, snark, Stormy Daniels, taunts, tiny

There’s No Difference Between Republicans and Democrats, Right?

October 15, 2018 By John DeProspo Leave a Comment

All politicians are the same? No difference? Only to those not paying attention!

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Filed Under: featured, politics Tagged With: all politicians the same, Democrats, differences, lie, mid-term elections, myth, not paying attention, Republicans

In The Age Of Trump, “Political Spin” Is So Passé!

October 12, 2018 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

Paul Krugman, NY Times opinion columnist, writes today about the demise of political spin in a piece entitled, “Goodbye, Political Spin, Hello Blatant Lies.”

Following is a reprint:

Do you remember political spin? Politicians used to deceive voters by describing their policies in misleading ways. For example, the Bush administration was prone to things like claiming that tax breaks for the wealthy were really all about helping seniors — because extremely rich Americans tend to be quite old.

But Republicans no longer bother with deceptive presentations of facts. Instead, they just flat-out lie.

What do they lie about? Lots of things, from crowd sizes to immigrant crime, from steel plants to the Supreme Court. But right now the most intense, coordinated effort at deception involves health care — an issue where Republicans are lying nonstop about both their own position and that of Democrats.

The true Republican position on health care has been clear and consistent for decades: The party hates, just hates, the idea of government action to make essential health care available to all citizens, regardless of income or medical history.

This hatred very much includes hatred of Medicare. Way back in 1961, Ronald Reagan warned that enacting Medicare would destroy American freedom. Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t think that happened. Newt Gingrich shut down the government in an attempt to force Bill Clinton to slash Medicare funding. Paul Ryan proposed ending Medicare as we know it and replacing it with inadequate vouchers to be applied to the purchase of private insurance.

And the hatred obviously extends to the Affordable Care Act. Republicans don’t just hate the subsidies that help people buy insurance; they also hate the regulations that prevent insurers from discriminating against people with pre-existing conditions. Indeed, 20 Republican state attorneys general filed a lawsuit trying to eliminate protection for pre-existing conditions, and the Trump administration has declined to oppose the suit, in effect endorsing it.

So if you’re a voter who cares about health care, it shouldn’t be hard to figure out where the parties stand. If you believe that Medicare is a bad thing and the government shouldn’t protect people with pre-existing conditions, vote Republican. If you want to defend Medicare and ensure coverage even for those who have health problems, vote Democrat.

But Republicans have a problem here: The policies they hate, and Democrats love, are extremely popular. Medicare has overwhelming support. So does protection for pre-existing conditions, which is even supported by a large majority of Republicans.

Now, you might imagine that Republicans would respond to the manifest unpopularity of their health care position by, you know, actually changing their position. But that would be hopelessly old-fashioned. As I said, what they’ve chosen to do instead is lie, insisting that black is white and up is down.

Thus Josh Hawley, as Missouri’s attorney general, is part of that lawsuit against Obamacare’s regulation of insurers; but in his campaign for the Senate, he’s posing as a defender of Americans with pre-existing conditions. Dean Heller, running for re-election to the Senate in Nevada, voted for a bill that would have destroyed Obamacare, including all protection for pre-existing conditions; but he’s misrepresenting himself just like Hawley is.

And they aren’t just lying about their own position. They’re also lying about their opponents’. Incredibly, Republicans have spent the years since passage of the A.C.A. accusing Democrats of wanting to destroy Medicare.

All of which brings me to a remarkable op-ed article on health care in USA Today, which was published under Donald Trump’s name this week. (If he actually wrote it, I’ll eat my hairpiece — although, to be fair, it was rambling and incoherent, suggesting he may have played some role in its composition.)

Part of the article claimed that the Trump administration is defending health insurance for Americans with pre-existing conditions, when the reality is that it has tried to destroy that coverage. But mostly it was an attack on proposals for “Medicare for all,” a slogan that refers to a variety of proposals, from universal single-payer to some form of public option.

And what did “Trump” say Democrats would do? Why, that they would “eviscerate” the current Medicare program. Oh, and that they would turn America into Venezuela. Because that’s what has happened to countries that really do have single-payer, like Canada and Denmark.

Why do Republicans think they can get away with such blatant lies? Partly it’s because they expect their Fox-watching followers to believe anything they’re told.

But it’s also because they can still count on enablers in the mainstream news media. After all, why did USA Today approve this piece? Letting Trump express his opinion is one thing; giving him a platform for blatant lies is another. And as fact-checker Glenn Kessler of The Washington Post put it, “Almost every sentence contained a misleading statement or a falsehood.” Even the president of the United States isn’t entitled to his own facts.

So will the G.O.P.’s Big Lie on health care work? We’ll find out in a few weeks.

Photo | T.J. Kirkpatrick/NY Times

 

Filed Under: featured, Opinion Tagged With: blatant lies, New York Times, Paul Krugman, political spin, Republicans

Sorry Michelle But That Whole “When They Go Low We Go High” Thing Is A Recipe For Losers

October 7, 2018 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

For a clear snapshot of what is wrong with the Democratic Party, all one had to do was watch this Thursday’s press conference given by Chuck Schumer and Dianne Feinstein after the FBI issued its Kavanaugh report.

For those who missed it, click this link.

After what many labeled a sham and a whitewash of an investigative report, all the soft-spoken and staid Feinstein (85) could muster was to call the report “a product of an incomplete investigation.”

The milksop and mealy-mouthed Schumer added, “ We had many fears that this was a very limited process that would constrain the FBI from getting the facts … those fears have been realized.”

They left the press conference without taking questions.

At a time when the two senior Democratic leaders should have been blowing a gasket, we saw measured restraint. When they needed to do what Lindsey Graham did during the Senate confirmation hearing (give an impassioned screed), we got polite criticism.

Yes, the Republicans had the votes no matter what histrionics the couple could have engaged in. But that is not the point.  At a critical moment in our history, the Democrats lacked passion and failed to show the rightful indignation the situation called for.

The future of the Democratic Party looks dim with leaders like Schumer and Feinstein.

In a tweet later in the week, the 78-year-old House minority leader, Nancy Pelosi added:  “Today is a profoundly heart-breaking day.”

How profoundly inadequate, Nancy!

Democrats need to learn to fight fire with fire. Going into a battle holding a knife while the other side has a gun is not only dangerous but also stupid.

What will it take for Democrats to learn?

No, Michelle, “going high when they go low” is not a way to defeat a ruthless opponent.

Yes, your advice might get you brownie points in the afterlife, but it will do nothing to stop the evil in this human realm.

Photo | gq.com

 

Filed Under: featured, Opinion Tagged With: Chuck Schumer, Democratic Party, Dianne Feinstein, evil, FBI report, Kavanaugh, Michelle Obama, Mitch McConnell, Nancy Pelosi

Something Even The Writers Of “Animal House” Could Not Have Imagined

October 6, 2018 By John DeProspo Leave a Comment

During the final scenes of perhaps the greatest frat movie ever made, the audience of National Lampoon’s Animal House (1978) is treated to a glimpse of what becomes of some of the wild boys of Delta Tau Chi. Ladies’ man Eric Stratton (“Otter”) goes on to become a Beverly Hills gynecologist.  Eternal loser Kent Dorfman (“Flounder”) finds his calling as a sensitivity trainer and obnoxious boozer John Blutarsky (“Bluto”) becomes a U.S. senator.

It now appears the movie’s comedy writers were too timid in their satire. They needed to think bigger, especially for John Belushi’s “Bluto” character. But back then, even satire had its limits. To be fair, how could the writers have ever imagined that in the year 2018, an actual hard-drinking frat boy could be appointed Associate Justice of the United States Supreme Court?

Without a doubt, in the Age of Trump, satire is dead.

Photo | theconservativetreehouse.com

 

 

Filed Under: featured, satire Tagged With: Animal House, Brett Kavanaugh, frat boy, hard-drinking, justice, satire, senator, Supreme Court

Brett Kavanaugh Set To Star In New Beer Ad

October 2, 2018 By John DeProspo Leave a Comment

From moronmajority.com

Brett Kavanaugh may have hurt his image as a judge while testifying before the Senate Judiciary Committee. But he certainly enhanced his reputation as a beer lover. By repeating, “I like beer,” Kavanaugh caught the ear of some very savvy beer execs.

Photo | washingtonian.com

Filed Under: featured, satire Tagged With: ad, beer lover, Brett Kavanaugh, commercial, dos equis, I like beer, satire, Supreme Court

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