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The Only Bench Kavanaugh Deserves To Sit On Is The One In The Park

September 29, 2018 By John DeProspo 4 Comments

Something unusual happened this Thursday during Brett Kavanaugh’s Senate confirmation hearing. The man who would sit on the nation’s highest court took off his mask.

Supreme Court nominees normally look to portray themselves as cool, fair-minded, neutral arbiters of the law. As John Roberts said during his confirmation hearing, “Judges are not politicians who can promise to do certain things in exchange for votes.” A judge’s job, said Roberts, “is to call balls and strikes and not to pitch or bat.”

Starting with his opening statement, Brett Kavanaugh, currently a D.C. Circuit Judge, came out with a bat in his hand. He attacked the Democrats on the committee saying, “This confirmation process has become a national disgrace. The Constitution gives the Senate an important role in the confirmation process, but you have replaced advice and consent with search and destroy.

Calling the confirmation hearing “a circus,” Kavanaugh even went “Fox News” by bringing in the Clintons.

“This whole two-week effort has been a calculated and orchestrated political hit, fueled with apparent pent-up anger about President Trump and the 2016 election, fear that has been unfairly stoked about my judicial record,” Kavanaugh said. “Revenge on behalf of the Clintons and millions of dollars in money from outside left-wing opposition groups.”

Kavanaugh’s rant on Thursday revealed him to be the right wing, conspiracy-theory- loving, political hack that he is.

He clearly showed he does not have the judicial temperament to sit on the Supreme Court, or any other court for that matter.

By denying provable facts about his past, he showed himself to be a liar in the mold of the man who nominated him to the position.

What is truly amazing is that all the Republican members on the committee voted to send his nomination to the full senate for a vote!

Now that one Republican senator, Jeff Flake, has done the honorable thing by calling for an FBI investigation into the serious, and credible, sexual assault allegations levied against him by a number of women, accepting Trump’s offer for a seat on the Supreme Court could be one of the worst decisions in his life.

Almost as bad as the decision he made 36 years ago when he attacked a 15-year-old girl at a house party.

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Filed Under: featured, Opinion Tagged With: Brett Kavanaugh, committee Democrats, judicial temperament, political hack, rant, senate confirmation hearing

Kavanaugh Channels His Inner Thomas

September 20, 2018 By John DeProspo Leave a Comment

Reprint from moronmajority.com

Looking to counter the accusation he attempted to rape a girl in high school, Brett Kavanaugh takes a page from the successfully disingenuous “socio-economic” outrage employed by Clarence Thomas at his own Senate confirmation hearing.

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Filed Under: featured, satire Tagged With: Brett Kavanaugh, Clarence Thomas, confirmation, hearing, high-tech lynching, outrage, rape, satire, Supreme Court

Game Changer … Manafort Agrees To Cooperate With Mueller!

September 14, 2018 By John DeProspo Leave a Comment

Of course, Michael, there is always the insanity defense.

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Filed Under: featured, politics Tagged With: adult. game changer, Donald Trump, guilty plea, insanity, Michael Moore, Paul Manafort, Robert Mueller, trial

Trump May Not Need Sessions To Find Author Of Anonymous NY Times Op-Ed

September 9, 2018 By John DeProspo Leave a Comment

White House sources say Trump is hot on the trail of unmasking the anonymous senior staff member who wrote a blistering critique of his administration in a New York Times op-ed this week.

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Filed Under: featured, satire Tagged With: Donald Trump, investigation, Jeff Sessions, NY Times, op-ed, opinion piece, satire, senior staff member

Gloves Off, Obama Criticizes Trump, By Name, For First Time

September 7, 2018 By John DeProspo Leave a Comment

During a speech at the University of Illinois today, Barack Obama, for the first time since leaving office, attacked Donald Trump by name.

Speaking of the current corrosive and corrupt political climate, Obama said, “It did not start with Donald Trump. He is a symptom, not the cause. He’s just capitalizing on resentments that politicians have been fanning for years.”

This is a departure from the deliberate way Obama has avoided direct criticism of his successor. During his much-celebrated speech at the Nelson Mandela Annual Lecture in Johannesburg earlier this year, Obama attacked the “politics of fear and resentment,” but never named Trump directly.

With only 60 days until the midterm elections, Obama appears to have made the calculation that this is no time to be timid.

“You need to vote because our democracy depends on it. … This moment really is different,” Obama told his audience. “The consequences of any of us sitting on the sidelines are more dire.”

Pointing out to his audience that only one in five young people voted in the 2014 midterm elections, Obama cautioned the students there is only one way to save our democracy … “Vote, vote, vote.”

Obama’s impassioned speech to the young audience reminded many of his breakthrough keynote address at the 2004 Democratic National Convention that thrust him into the national spotlight.

It is only a matter of time before Donald Trump attacks Obama for what he will undoubtedly see as a challenge and breach in “presidential” etiquette.

From all indications, the new, energized Obama is not only ready for the fight but relishes the opportunity to be back in the political arena.

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Filed Under: featured, politics Tagged With: Barack Obama, by name, criticizes, Donald Trump, first time, gloves off, midterm elections, speech, University of Illinois

Trump-Cruz … And The Political 180

September 2, 2018 By John DeProspo Leave a Comment

They say politics makes for strange bedfellows. You can’t get weirder than this odd couple!

“The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.” – Will Rogers

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Filed Under: featured, politics Tagged With: absolutely nothing, Donald Trump, endorsement, hypocrisy, lyin' Ted, odd couple, short memories, Ted Cruz, will rogers

Trump Keeps Laying Groundwork For Insanity Defense

August 31, 2018 By John DeProspo 1 Comment

Reprint from moronmajority.com

While Donald Trump has said some crazy stuff since taking office, his latest accusation against a major news network provides proof positive he intends to use the “insanity defense” in any criminal prosecution against him.

Trump is now making the absurd, and baseless, claim that NBC News somehow doctored an interview with Lester Holt in which he cites the Russia investigation as a factor behind firing FBI director James Comey.

“What’s going on at @CNN is happening, to different degrees, at other networks – with @NBCNews being the worst,” Trump tweeted. “The good news is that Andy Lack(y) is about to be fired(?) for incompetence, and much worse. When Lester Holt got caught fudging my tape on Russia, they were hurt badly!”

The “insanity defense,” also known as the mental disorder defense, is a defense by excuse in a criminal case, arguing that the defendant is not responsible for his or her actions due to an episodic or persistent psychiatric disease at the time of the criminal act.

It is possible Trump just might pull this off if he keeps going on this way.

What’s next … the Earth is flat? The moon landing was fake? Big Foot is an alien? Dinosaurs helped build the pyramids? Elvis is still alive? The National Enquirer is real news? Don Jr. and Ivanka are not really my kids?

As Rachel might say, “Watch this space.”

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Filed Under: featured, satire Tagged With: doctored tape, Donald Trump, fake, fake news, fudging, insanity defense, Lester Holt, NBC News, satire

Trump Mocks McCain In Life … “The Maverick” Disses Trump In Death

August 26, 2018 By John DeProspo 5 Comments

Oh sweet justice!

If you recall, at an event in Iowa, then candidate Donald Trump belittled John McCain’s Vietnam war record by questioning his heroism.

“He’s not a war hero,” said Trump. “He’s a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren’t captured.”

Both Democrats and Republicans roundly criticized Trump for his comment. Though it was suggested Trump apologize to McCain, he never retracted the statement.

And now that the U.S. Senator, often called “The Maverick,” has passed away at the age of 81, it is McCain who gets the last dig.

While almost anyone who’s anyone will be attending McCain’s funeral, there will be one very noticeable absentee … Donald Trump.

It was McCain’s wish that Trump be barred from his funeral.

To make matters worse, McCain left specific instructions that a former president, Barack Obama, eulogize him!

That’s got to hurt the man-child currently occupying the Oval Office whose main goal is to erase Obama’s legislative accomplishments.

As one observer, Bruce Lindner, has noted, “Other than Obama’s roast of Trump at the White House Correspondent’s Dinner seven years ago, I don’t think anything anyone has ever done to Trump will infuriate him as much as this.”

How humiliating! How perfect!

Thank you, Sen. McCain, for your years of service to our country. However, I do not think I will ever forgive you for unleashing Sarah Palin on an defenseless nation!

Now all we need is for some more justice to be shown to our incompetent, narcissistic, illegitimate president by another true American patriot … one Robert S. Mueller.

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Filed Under: featured, politics Tagged With: Barack Obama, death, Donald Trump, funeral, John McCain, justice, last laugh, not invited, war hero

Don’t Expect A Divorce Anytime Soon

August 23, 2018 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

Even with testimony, under oath, by Trump’s former personal lawyer, that Donald Trump directed him to engage in a crime, Congressional Republicans are standing by their man. Like the proverbial good Christian spouse who takes the marriage vow seriously, there is no scenario, no malfeasance, which will cause the breakup of the family.

For Mitch and his coterie, they made their bed and they will sleep in it. Like good sailors, they are prepared to go down with the ship.

In a way, you have to admire such unflinching loyalty.

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Filed Under: featured, Opinion Tagged With: better or worse, Donald Trump, marriage, marriage vow, Mitch McConnell, Republicans, sickness and treason

Sorry, Rudy, There Is One Place Where Truth IS Still Truth

August 22, 2018 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

Donald Trump’s TV lawyer, Rudy Giuliani, told NBC’s Chuck Todd something quite extraordinary a few days ago. On Meet the Press this Sunday, Giuliani said to a stunned Todd, “Truth isn’t truth.”

Upping the ante on Kellyanne Conway’s infamous “alternative facts” comment, Giuliani doubled down on his Orwellian pronouncement the following day by tweeting: “My statement was not meant as a pontification on moral theology but one referring to the situation where two people make precisely contradictory statements, the classic ‘he said, she said’ puzzle.”

As crazy as it sounds, Giuliani’s statement does have some merit when it comes to political speech or when referring to some news outlets. The truth can be malleable.

As we found out yesteray, however, the truth is still the truth in a court of law. The bulwark of our democracy, our legal system, works.

A jury in Virginia convicted Trump’s former campaign chairman, Paul Manafort, on eight felony counts of bank fraud and tax evasion. At about the same time, in a New York court, Trump’s legal fixer, Michael Cohen, pleaded guilty to eight counts of campaign finance violations, tax and bank fraud.

It didn’t matter what lies or fakery Manafort and Cohen engaged in prior to their day in court, once they stood in front of the man in the black robe, all the BS, the spin, the mangling of facts, ended.

It is said that justice is based on truth. Truth, in the law, means objective, reliable facts that can be admitted as evidence in a trial.

With what Cohen admitted to yesterday under oath, namely that Donald Trump directed him to violate campaign finance laws, it won’t be long before all of Trump’s claims of innocence, of “witch hunt”, of “no collusion”, will be put to the test … hopefully at an upcoming trial in the United States Senate after the House approves articles of impeachment.

Hey Rudy, when two people make contradictory statements, you know, the old he, said she said … one is telling the truth, one is lying.

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Filed Under: featured, politics Tagged With: "truth isn't truth", court, Donald Trump, facts, justice, Michael Cohen, Paul Manafort, Rudy Giuliani, rule of law, trial, truth

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