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Trump Serves Up Some More Red Meat … This Time To Carnivorous College Athletes

January 15, 2019 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

Reprint from moronmajority.com

The man who is best-known for serving red meat to his base is today receiving flak for literally serving red meat to a bunch of college football players.

Yesterday Donald Trump, in the White House dining room, treated the Champion Clemson Tigers football team to a fast food extravaganza of burgers from America’s finest fast food establishments … McDonalds, Wendy’s and Burger King.

Critics have called Trump’s artery-clogging smorgasbord “tasteless”, but the young men seemed to enjoy their meal.

There is some dispute as to how much red meat was actually served. The number of burgers went from an original estimate of 300 to a staggering 1000! Another Trumpian whopper?

Trump tweeted today:

Great being with the National Champion Clemson Tigers last night at the White House. Because of the Shutdown I served them massive amounts of Fast Food (I paid), over 1000 hamburgers etc. Within one hour, it was all gone. Great guys and big eaters!

While White House staff told members of the press our junk-food-loving Commander in Chief was pleased with the festive and happy meal, he was disappointed about one thing …

NO LEFTOVERS!

Photo | AP/Susan Walsh

 

 

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Comments

  1. robert hoover says

    January 15, 2019 at 3:48 pm

    You knew for sure he wasn’t going to serve Taco Bell!

    Reply
    • John DeProspo says

      January 15, 2019 at 3:49 pm

      Ha!

      Reply

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