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Expect The Trickle To Turn Into A Stream … Soon

September 30, 2019 By John DeProspo 6 Comments

Public opinion on impeachment is not with us, Nancy Pelosi kept saying. Other powerful Democrats warned that impeaching Trump might work against them … we could lose the House, the Senate, the White House … we could lose everything!

Funny what a difference a week makes!

Let’s count the ways:

Only six days since Nancy Pelosi announced the opening of a formal impeachment inquiry against Trump, nearly every House Democrat is on board with the move.

A majority of Americans say the impeachment inquiry is necessary

More Republican lawmakers are deciding not to seek re-election

Former Arizona Sen. Jeff Flake has penned an op-ed for the Washington Post asking his fellow Republicans to save their souls by opposing Trump

Mitt Romney was quick to criticize Trump over the whistleblower scandal

Kurt Volker, U.S. special representative to Ukraine, abruptly resigned amid fallout from the whistleblower mess

A GOP congressman has labeled Trump’s warning of “civil war” over his impeachment as “beyond repugnant”

Republican Chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee, Richard Burr, has said his committee will begin interviewing witnesses in the whistleblower compliant

Senate Majority Leader, Mitch McConnell, has promised not to pull a Merrick Garland by going forward with a trial if the House passes articles of impeachment

Fox News is no longer the reliable, monolithic propaganda fortress Trump could rely on

As more evidence of Trump’s wrongdoing comes to light and registers in people’s minds, look for more Americans to hop on the impeachment bandwagon. According to the latest CBS News poll, 55% of Americans now favor the newly-opened probe into Trump.

And as more Republicans fear Trump less, look for more of them, both in the House and Senate, to voice their support for the impeachment inquiry.

When more and more clear-eyed Americans begin to realize the emperor has no clothes, Trump is done. He may actually do the prudent thing … for once in his life … by emulating Tricky Dick and resign.

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Will Trump Pull A Nixon And Resign?

September 28, 2019 By John DeProspo 6 Comments

Donald Trump and Richard Nixon have a lot in common. Trump, like Nixon did, hates to pay taxes. Also like Nixon, Trump hates the press. And, of course, like Tricky Dick, Trump is staring down the barrel of impeachment.

But the two men differ in one important way … unlike Trump, Nixon was not a moron (or a “f-ing moron” as more aptly put by former Secretary of State, Rex Tillerson).

Old Milhous was smart enough to know when to fold the tent and skip town. He could read the writing on the wall. Instead of facing an impeachment trial in the Senate, that was likely to succeed, he resigned from office. OK, it did help Nixon in his decision making that a bunch of influential Republicans told him he had to leave. That has not happened with Trump … yet.

Just within the last 24 hours, two newspapers, The Boston Globe and The Orlando Weekly, have come out with basically the same headline: Forget Impeachment, Trump Needs To Resign.

Today, during an appearance at the Texas Tribune Festival, Beto O’Rourke became the first Democratic presidential candidate to say Donald Trump should resign.

“The best possible path … is for this president to resign, allow this country to heal and ensure that we come back together with the greatest, most ambitious agenda we’ve ever faced, none of it possible while he remains in office,” the former El Paso congressman said during a conversation with MSNBC’s Garrett Haake at The Paramount Theatre in Austin.

No Republican has yet come out asking for Trump’s resignation. And in today’s highly partisan political environment, it is unlikely any will.

But I’m guessing even if Mitch McConnell, or Lindsey Graham or any other Trump enabler sat him down and read him the riot act, Trump would not go.

Trump has already indicated as much. Speaking of Nixon and impeachment, Trump said to Politico this past June, “He left. I don’t leave. A big difference.”

No. No matter how much public opinion, or Republican sentiment, turns against Trump in the coming days, he’s not going anywhere. This is a man who has never been concerned enough, or smart enough, to do the right thing.

Well, unless someone makes him a “beautiful” deal, protecting him and his family for any and all future liability!

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Filed Under: featured, Opinion Tagged With: Donald Trump, impeachment, moron, Republicans, resign, resignation, Richard Nixon, smart

Remember When Nancy Pelosi Talked About Trump “Self-Impeaching”?

September 26, 2019 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

They all laughed. But it appears the often-maligned Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi (and I count myself among the maligners), was on to something when she consistently brushed aside calls for impeachment and instead talked about Trump “self-impeaching.”

Back in May, Pelosi said,  “The point is that every single day, whether it’s obstruction, obstruction, obstruction — obstruction of having people come to the table with facts, ignoring subpoenas. … Every single day, the president is making a case — he’s becoming self-impeachable, in terms of some of the things that he is doing.” She added, “So, he’s doing our work for us in a certain respect.”

Pelosi knew time was on her side. If she gave Trump enough rope, the self-destructive man-child would eventually hang himself.

And so it has come to pass that with Trump’s attempted strong-arming of Ukrainian president Volodymyr Zelensky to “uncover” dirt on Joe Biden and his son, Hunter, Donald Trump has in effect impeached himself.

If Pelosi had initiated impeachment proceedings right after Robert Mueller issued his report, a divided country, and Democratic Party, may have remained divided. This was essentially the case after AG William Barr tainted the jury pool of public opinion by falsely summarizing the contents of Mueller’s report.

Yes there was great pressure on Pelosi, especially from the Party’s progressive wing, but the veteran leader knew the timing wasn’t right. She knew it would take time to get the American people to understand the Mueller report was not a “complete and total exoneration” of Donald Trump. As it has turned out, even after Mueller’s damning testimony before the House and his 448-page report, a large segment of Americans still believes Trump beat the rap.

But with the current Ukraine scandal, the facts are so simple; the corruption so pure. Trump used the power of his office to get a foreign country to help bolster his re-election prospects (sound familiar?) by withholding money already earmarked by Congress for that country’s defense. He not only has publically admitted as much but the “transcript” of his telephone conversation with Zelensky confirms the attempted extortion.

The fact is that Trump felt so emboldened by Mueller’s flop of a performance in front of the House Judiciary Committee that the following day is when he talked with Zelensky about digging up (creating?) dirt on the Bidens. Talk about hutzpah!

Pelosi was shrewd enough to know that the narcissistic Trump, after the Mueller dud, would be even more secure in his invincibility that he would eventually do something so utterly stupid, so brazenly corrupt, that it would be easy for the American public to grasp …  and would unite House Democrats behind formal impeachment.

Madam Speaker, pardon me for ever doubting you.

P.S., as of this writing, 218 House Democrats have come out in favor of the impeachment process … just enough votes to sustain articles of impeachment.

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Filed Under: featured, Opinion Tagged With: Donald Trump, extortion, impeachment, Mueller report, Nancy Pelosi, scandal, self-impeaching, Ukraine, Zelensky

Impeachment Junkies … Buckle Up For Some Turbulence Ahead

September 24, 2019 By John DeProspo Leave a Comment

Things are about to get real. Impeachment headwinds that have been swirling since the day Trump first set foot in the Oval Office are blowing like never before.

Nancy Pelosi’s strategy of “slow-walking” Donald Trump to the guillotine has suddenly picked up steam. What many Americans thought would happen immediately after Special Counsel Robert Mueller issued his damning Trump-Russia report, way back in March, is finally upon us.

It is being reported that after a closed-door meeting with her caucus, House Speaker Pelosi will announce a formal impeachment inquiry into Donald Trump. This may take the form of establishing a select committee to conduct the impeachment.

“The dam has burst, folks,” tweeted progressive advocacy group Indivisible after more House Democrats recently voiced support for impeachment proceedings against Trump, adding to the majority of the House Democratic caucus that already backed impeachment.

House Democrats who now support impeachment exceeds 164 out of the 235, according to ABC News.

This fast-moving development comes mostly amid new questions about whether Trump made aid to Ukraine contingent on Ukraine’s President agreeing to investigate former Vice President Joe Biden and his son, Hunter.

Meanwhile, Republicans are digging in their heels to defend Trump, with Texas Republican, Rep. Lance Gooden, introducing a resolution to remove Jerry Nadler from his chairmanship of the House Judiciary Committee.

The chairman of the National Republican Congressional Committee, Tom Emmer (R-Minn.), has warned that backing the impeachment of Trump will cost Democrats their House majority in the 2020 election.

Nice try… but these scare tactics won’t work.

As more Americans learn of the unparalleled, blatant corruption of Trump and his administration, and the total, shameless enabling by the Republican Party, the public outcry for Trump’s removal will reach a crescendo that even lockstep Senate Republicans will only ignore at their political peril.

Buckle up, cowboys.

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Filed Under: featured, Opinion Tagged With: Democrats, Donald Trump, formal impeachment, impeachment, Nancy Pelosi

Trump Asks, Are Americans “Dumb Enough?”

September 19, 2019 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

With the latest controversy over whether Donald Trump might have risked our national security by making certain promises to a foreign leader, Trump took to Twitter to defend himself:

Another Fake News story out there – It never ends! Virtually anytime I speak on the phone to a foreign leader, I understand that there may be many people listening from various U.S. agencies, not to mention those from the other country itself. No problem!

…Knowing all of this, is anybody dumb enough to believe that I would say something inappropriate with a foreign leader while on such a potentially “heavily populated” call.

A more correct tweet would have read:

Is anyone dumb enough to believe I would not say something inappropriate with a foreign leader?

After all, this is the same ”small dude” (thanks, Kamala Harris) who spilled classified information to Russians during a White House meeting shortly after getting into office.

This is the same “small dude” who Jay Inslee, during a Democratic presidential debate, labeled “the biggest threat to the security of the United States.”

This is the same “small dude” who met with Vladimir Putin without any aides … and then took the interpreter’s notes.

This is the same “small dude” who caused the U.S. to extract “one of its highest-level covert sources inside the Russian government” in 2017 in part because of concerns that mishandling of classified intelligence by Trump and his administration could jeopardize the source’s safety.

Yes, Mr. so-called president, there are enough Americans “dumb enough” to believe anything. How else could you have gotten “elected?”

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Filed Under: featured, Opinion Tagged With: "dumb enough", Donald Trump, phone call, Russians, traitor, treason, Vladimir Putin, whistleblower

Real Reason Trump Booted Bolton

September 13, 2019 By John DeProspo 1 Comment

Reprint from moronmajority.com

If you believe what is being reported, Donald Trump fired his national security advisor, John Bolton, because the two men disagreed over foreign policy issues. This type of reporting is not only inaccurate, it also lends an air of rationality to our commander in chief’s mental machinations.

Donald Trump is a man who thrives on superficiality. He got rid of Bolton because he never liked that ridiculous stache.

Some aides have privately admitted Trump constantly dissed Bolton’s snowflake facial fur … behind his back. They said Trump would ask, “Hasn’t the guy ever heard of Just For Men?”

It appears after 16 months of looking at that chalky crumb catcher, it was just too much for Trump to stomach any longer. Bolton and his upper lipholstery just had to go.

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Filed Under: featured, satire Tagged With: Donald Trump, dumped, firing, John Bolton, moustache, national security advisor, satire, stache, white

House Judiciary Committee Takes “Decisive” Vote on Impeachment

September 12, 2019 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

After months of hemming and hawing, Judiciary Committee Democrats have voted to approve a resolution for investigative procedures they will use to determine whether to recommend impeaching Donald Trump.

Democrats throughout the nation are applauding the bold action taken by Committee Chairman, Jerry Nadler.

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Filed Under: featured, satire Tagged With: Donald Trump, House impeachment vote, House Judiciary Committee, impeachment, Jerry Nadler, satire, vote

Trump Deciding What To Do With Leftover Burgers

September 8, 2019 By John DeProspo Leave a Comment

Now that he has abruptly called off his super secret meeting with the Taliban, Donald Trump has a lot of burgers on his hands.

“Too bad for the Taliban. If they hadn’t attacked Kabul and killed one of our brave soldiers, they could have been feasting on something very special … something they probably never had, double quarter pounders with cheese,” said an annoyed Trump.

Someone suggested the burgers be donated to the homeless and poor of Washington D.C. but the proposal was quickly quashed. Such a gesture, said a Trump aide, would reek of kindheartedness.

Photo | longislandguide.com/ Chris Kleponis / Polaris

Warning … this could be fake news!

 

Filed Under: featured, satire Tagged With: burgers, cancelled, Donald Trump, meeting, satire, Taliban, Washington D.C.

It’s Not Too Late For Dems To Embrace “Don the Con”

September 4, 2019 By John DeProspo Leave a Comment

Back in 2016, when then candidate Donald Trump was vilifying Hillary Clinton at every turn by calling her “Crooked Hillary,” I suggested she return the favor by disparagingly calling him, “Don the Con.” (Hillary Needs To Rebrand Trump)

She never did.

Maybe it was that whole “when they go low, we go high” thing championed by Michelle Obama. Or maybe it’s just that Democrats are not very good at political “branding.” Whatever … Clinton missed a golden opportunity to stick Trump with a simple, hit-him-where-it-hurts nickname.

Let’s face it, Republicans are masters at the art of framing issues. They understand political marketing.

According to David Aaker, “Being able to frame the discussion by imposing a perspective that’s driven by a label is key to winning — whether it’s a divisive political argument or a tough brand battle.”

The linguist, George Lakoff, has noted that winning the framing war with respect to a brand, object, or issue will dictate perceptions, attitudes and behavior — no matter what the logic and evidence may say. Strong frames or perspectives smother and distort rational information processing.

Thanks to Republican efforts, the abortion battle is framed around being “pro life” instead of “anti-choice”; inheritance taxes are labeled “death taxes” and not the rare estate taxes few people pay; The Affordable Care Act (ACA) is branded as “Obamacare” not as a law to make healthcare more affordable.

People have short attention spans and they tend to be lazy, especially when it comes to politics. So a simple, easy to remember name or label is just good old-fashioned marketing.

Look at what has happened with Mitch McConnell being labeled “Moscow Mitch.” The name has stuck; it has gone viral. You can buy “Moscow Mitch” t-shirts and mugs online! The repeating of the too-close-to-home moniker has clearly gotten under McConnell’s skin.

Can we ever forget these nicknames: “Low Energy Jeb,” “Little Marco,” “Lyin’ Ted” or “Crazy Bernie?” No, the names stuck because they were repeated by Trump ad nauseam. This is what Democrats should do with Trump.

Democrats need to burden Trump with one simple, unflattering nickname … and stick to it. It doesn’t matter if it’s “Don the Con” or some other equally disparaging name. “Lyin’ Donnie” or “The King of Corruption” would work just as well.

The key here is for Democrats to do to Trump what he so ably does to them … keep repeating the demeaning nickname until it sticks in people’s subconscious … and in Trump’s craw!

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Filed Under: featured, Opinion Tagged With: branding, disparaging, Don the Con, Donald Trump, framing, marketing, nickname, politics, Republicans

McConnell Hates “Moscow Mitch” Nickname … Perhaps One Of These Would Be Preferable?

September 3, 2019 By John DeProspo 1 Comment

A few months ago, MSNBC’S Joe Scarborough came up with the nickname, “Moscow Mitch,” for the Senate Majority Leader’s refusal to take legislative action against continuing Russian election interference.

Scarborough said on his show, “How can Moscow Mitch so willingly turn a blind eye not only this year to what his Republican chairman of the Intel committee is saying, to what Robert Mueller is saying, what the FBI director is saying, to what the DNI (Director of National Intelligence) is saying, to what the CIA is saying, to what the United States military Intel community is saying.”

Mitch is not happy with his new, very Trumpian nickname.

He has said it’s an “over the top” effort to “smear” him.

“It’s modern-day McCarthyism,” McConnell said during a radio interview on the “Hugh Hewitt Show” when asked about the nickname he received after blocking Democrats’ efforts to pass bipartisan election security bills. “Unbelievable for a Cold Warrior like me who spent a career standing up to the Russians to be given a moniker like that.”

Fair enough, Mitch. How about one of these monikers?

  1. “Traitorous Toady””
  2. “Seditious Stooge”
  3. “Mutinous Mitch”
  4. “Deceitful Douche”
  5. “Cravenness Creep”
  6. “Corporate Comrade”
  7. “Court-Packing Putz”
  8. “Gun Lobby Lapdog”
  9. “Power-Hungry Henchman”
  10. “Worst Majority Leader Ever”

Considering all the other nicknames that could fit you so well, “Moscow Mitch” ain’t so bad, right … Yertle the Turtle?

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Filed Under: featured, Opinion Tagged With: "Moscow Mitch", Joe Scarborough, list of nicknames, Mitch McConnell, moniker, nickname, the turtle

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