It is becoming more and more apparent … Don the Con will soon have no choice but to fold his tent, pack his snake oil, and skip town. It may take a “Come to Jesus” moment as experienced by another president to face impeachment, Richard Nixon, but it is coming. And as was the case with Tricky Dick, before articles of impeachment are actually voted on, a group of august, elder party leaders will tell Trump his time is up.
It goes without saying that Trump’s farewell announcement will be made via his favorite communications device … his smartphone. It also stands to reason that Trump will do all he can to spin his resignation into a positive.
Trump’s tweet may go something like this:
I, Donald J. Trump, am hereby leaving office. Unlike what the haters want you to think, I AM NOT RESIGNING. No one is forcing me out, I’m leaving of my own free will. After Making America Great Again … accomplishing all the great things I said I would (the military, massive taxes, ISIS, crime, borders, Supreme Court, judges, Second Amendment, lowest unemployed, greatest stock market in the history of the world!) I feel it is time for me to turn over the reigns to my most able VP, Mike Pence. Look for my new cable network …TrumpTV …coming soon. USA! USA! USA!
As sure as Trump is the greatest con man of all time, once he gets the right deal that protects his ass and assets, he’s outta there!
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The day this con man leaves office will be a day of celebration. A national holiday?
I’m thinking more of his first day in a prison jumpsuit!
From your typewriter to Gods ears
Yes. Let us pray!
Agreed that if Donald Trump does resign, he’ll probably say he’s not resigning.
A big question is, will he give himself a full presidential pardon for any and all federal crimes? I don’t believe any American president has ever done that, but if one would do it, it would be him.