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Trump Turns To Religion To Get Through Troubled Times

October 15, 2019 By John DeProspo 3 Comments

Reprint from moronmajority.com

The man who was been described as the least religious person ever to occupy the White House is turning to God for solace during the most difficult stretch of his presidency.

Yes, this is the same man who spoke of “Two Corinthians.” He is the same person who, when asked if he’s ever asked God for forgivingness, answered, “I don’t think so.” He is the same individual who could not name one verse from his favorite book, the Bible.

Many are cynically claiming Trump’s turn to religion is just a ploy to shore up his evangelical base. But some White House aides are saying Trump has truly found faith. One aide has actually verified she heard Trump declare, “Jesus is my personal Lord and Savior.”

To prove Trump’s transformation is real, the aide said Trump recenlty contacted Cardinal Timothy Dolan, Archbishop at New York’s St. Patrick’s Cathedral, to schedule a confession (Yes, confession is a sacrament open to non-Catholics).

The Archbishop has confirmed he has blocked off next week to accommodate Trump’s confessional.

Photo | AP Photo/ Evan Vucci

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Comments

  1. robert hoover says

    October 15, 2019 at 11:39 am

    Why does that photo make me think of a Tums commercial? Tum Ta-tum-tum Tums!

    Reply
    • John DeProspo says

      October 15, 2019 at 11:42 am

      Good one!

      Reply
  2. Lydia says

    October 16, 2019 at 3:48 pm

    His so evil he don’t need God he needs to go to prison and not church him all his evil con artist in the White House (Luck Them all up ..

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