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Trump Prepares For His Swan Song

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As perhaps the greatest reality TV show comes to an end, sources close to Donald Trump say he has selected the Frank Sinatra hit, My Way, as his departure song as he boards Air Force One on his flight to his new home in Moscow.

Of course, Trump’s favorite writer, Stephen Miller, made slight adjustments to the lyrics:

And now, the end is here

And so I face the final curtain

My friends just have no fear

You’ll still have me near, of that I’m certain

 

I’ve lived a life of bull

Of scams I am the greatest gourmet

But more, much more than this

I did it my way

 

Regrets, I don’t have any

That kinda stuff is just for losers

I’ll sue you for a penny

Even if you’re the smallest accuser

 

I never planned what I would do

Trusted my gut along the byway

Of course I know you knew

I did it my way

 

Yes, there were times, but very few

When I bit off more than I could chew

But through it all I held my nose

And came out smelling like a rose

I faced it all and had a ball

I did it my way

 

I’ve never loved or laughed or cried

I’m not a sniveling weakling

Never content to just get by and by

You could say I did my own thing

 

To think I did all that

And may I say – never in a shy way

Oh no, oh no, not me

I did it my way

 

For what other man could do what I did

Who never ran or fled or hid

From TV studio to the Oval Office

You could say I was the bossest

The record shows I inflicted blows

And did it my way

 

Yes, it was my way

 

Photo | iloveoldschoolmusic.com

 

For Trump, It Will All Come Down To “Let’s Make A Deal”

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Donald Trump is trapped. For perhaps the first time in his life, he is being overtaken by events.

Facing likely impeachment by the House, what will he do?

Someone who knows him well, Barbara Res, a former vice president of the Trump Organization, believes Trump will quit or make a deal rather than get impeached.

“I think he does a lot to save face,” she explained on CNN’s Reliable Sources. “I could give you examples, but we don’t have time. But there are some things he can’t control. We’re now at the point where he can’t control this, he can’t do anything about this.”

“It would be very, very bad for him to be impeached,” she continued. “I don’t know that he would be found guilty, but I don’t think he wants to be impeached. I think that’s what this panic is about. My gut tells me he’ll leave office, resign, or make a deal, depending on what comes out.”

If Ms. Res is correct, it would appear the cornered Trump is left with three choices. Will he pick door number one, door number two or door number three?

Door Number One – Trump resigns and makes the best deal possible before the House issues articles of impeachment against him.

Door Number Two – Trump resigns and makes the best deal possible after the House issues articles of impeachment against him.

Door Number Three – Trump sells all his U.S. assets and boards an Aeroflot flight, along with his family, to Moscow.

People who know Donald Trump very well will tell you he is far from the brave fighter his ardent supporters think him to be.

I’m betting on Door Number Three. Donald Trump will do what is in the best interests of Donald Trump’s ass and assets … flee the scene of the crime before he is forced to face the music.

Photo | miro.medium.com

 

 

 

Rudy A Hit With This Year’s Halloween Crowd

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Rudy Giuliani may not be very popular with a lot of folks, but when it comes to kids and Halloween, he’s a winner. His scary mask is the best-selling mask for this year’s ghoulish holiday.

Some parents are resisting their kids’ pleas to buy the mask, however. They say it’s downright too horrifying, too creepy, for them!

Warning, boys and girls, this could be “fake” news!

Photo | thedailybeast.com

Breaking News … Trump Presidential Library To Be Located In Moscow

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Reprint from moronmajority.com

The White House has announced the location of the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library And Arcade. It will occupy the ground floor of the new Trump Moscow Resort and Casino to be built within a stone’s throw of Moscow’s Red Square.

It is being reported that the library will contain all of Mr. Trump’s favorite books, namely the Bible and The Art of the Deal. Trump’s personal collection of Marvel Comics will also be on display.

There will be a food court located in the center of the premises featuring multiple fast food outlets as well as a fun-for-all-ages arcade hall.

One of the library walls will feature a large screen displaying Trump’s voluminous tweets in a continuous loop.

A second wall will be filled with pictures of all the people that worked in the Trump administration who were fired, resigned or imprisoned.

A third wall will be completely covered by photos of all the people, and companies, Trump stiffed over the course of his lifetime.

A fourth wall will contain a long row of exit doors.

Said a White House aide, “Mr. Trump plans to ‘retire’ to Russia and he thought it would be wise to be near his big, beautiful, never-seen-anything quite-like-it library. It is being predicted the library will become a huge tourist attraction that will give a boost to the Russian economy.”

Sources in the know are saying the entire project will be personally funded by Vladimir V.  Putin.

Photo | rbth.com

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