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Unable To Stop Bolton Book, Trump Threatens To Sue Anyone Who Buys It

June 20, 2020 By John DeProspo 7 Comments

Reprint from moronmajority.com

He’s at it again.

Now that a judge has ruled John Bolton can publish his tell-all book, the man who elevated the filing of frivolous lawsuits into an art form is threatening to sue anyone who has the nerve to buy a copy of the juicy memoir.

Donald Trump has never been a man to take rejection lightly. Whenever he has found himself up against a wall, he threatens to take legal action.

Yes, Trump might be forced to file millions of lawsuits but that won’t stop the “king of litigation.”

Writing in today’s Washington Post, Dana Milbank gives a great summary of all the people or entities Trump has sued or threatened to sue:

“Since 2015, Trump, his business or the Republican Party have sued or threatened to sue MSNBC, NBC, the Associated Press, the Daily Beast, Univision, an anti-Trump T-shirt maker, authors Michael Wolff and David Cay Johnston, Texas Sen. Ted Cruz (R), former Ohio governor John Kasich (R), a Jeb Bush supporter, a super PAC, the Republican Party, sanctuary cities, former aide Steve Bannon, former Senate Democratic leader Harry Reid, the U.S. Golf Association, a 92-year-old widow in Scotland, the women who alleged he sexually assaulted them, the co-author of his own memoir, the Club for Growth, the Culinary Workers Union, the National Hispanic Media Coalition, the organizer of a “Dump Trump” campaign, the city of Minneapolis, and an artist who painted a nude of him.”

“Before that, he sued or threatened to sue the Los Angeles Times, USA Today, a Chicago Tribune architecture critic, Bill Maher, the now-deceased rapper Mac Miller, the Village Voice, ABC and the BBC, a random Twitter user, a woman critical of Trump University, a critic of his golf courses, a Miss USA contestant, Rosie O’Donnell, the Obama Justice Department, and the Onion.”

Milbank, surprisingly, failed to mention the time Trump threatened to sue Mother Teresa.

For Trump, the underlying motive for his litigation threats is intimidation. Trump believes the mere mention of the word “lawsuit,” and all the costs it entails, will stop people with perfectly winnable cases from taking him on.

As Milbank ends his piece, “If you can’t beat ‘em, sue ‘em.”

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Comments

  1. robert hoover says

    June 20, 2020 at 10:34 am

    Don’t give him ideas!

    Reply
    • John DeProspo says

      June 20, 2020 at 10:36 am

      Many won’t think this is satire!

      Reply
      • Alden Loveshade says

        June 20, 2020 at 6:02 pm

        With any other president, when I saw something that was satire, I immediately or almost immediately recognized it as satire. It would be something so absurd that I knew that president would never do such a thing.

        With Donald Trump, every time I see a piece that might be satire, I have to double check with trusted news sources. Some of the most absurd, satirical-sounding bits about Trump have ended up being true.

        Reply
        • John DeProspo says

          June 20, 2020 at 9:21 pm

          Sad but true.

          Reply
  2. robert hoover says

    June 20, 2020 at 2:16 pm

    I hear Donald Trump was the inspiration for Johnny Cash’s “A Boy Named Sue!”

    Reply
    • John DeProspo says

      June 20, 2020 at 2:18 pm

      Thanks for that tidbit of knowledge!

      Reply
  3. Dick says

    June 20, 2020 at 8:18 pm

    He crazy 😜 for real.

    Reply

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