Reprint from moronmajority.com*
Financial executive, Charles Schwab, founder of the Charles Schwab Corporation, has offered to supply the country with 1 million covid-19 test kits.
“There is a severe shortage of swabs,” said Schwab. “I want to help stem the spread of this deadly disease so I am buying 1 million kits and making them available to all … especially to those areas hardest hit by the virus. I know it’s a small step but it’s the least I can do.”
Schwab’s generosity has been met with great gratitude. It has also given birth to the following tongue twister:
Charles Schwab’s swabs are a small step in stemming the spread of the sickness but Schwab’s swabs seriously, and surely, will save souls
Now see if you can say that three times fast!
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*moronmajority.com is a satirical site … seriously!
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