Reprint from moronmajority.com*
She never wanted any of it.
Melania Trump was perfectly happy living in her gilded tower high above New York’s Fifth Avenue. The woman who some have described as the most reluctant First Lady is scheduled to give a speech at next week’s Republican National Convention. It is being reported she will deliver her speech from the newly renovated White House Rose Garden.
Campaign officials are worried because, unlike in the past, Melania has decided to write her own speech. Alarmingly, she has refused to share it with anyone.
It is no great mystery that Melania Trump is not a happy camper. We see it in her dour face. We see it when she refuses to hold her husband’s hand in public. Does she simple loathe her husband or does she hate the whole business of politics? No one really knows.
Gossips are speculating the First Lady will file for divorce the first chance she gets after leaving the Peoples’ House. They remind us of how Melania initially refused to move to the White House after her husband’s inauguration so that son Barron “could finish school in New York.” It has been reported that Melania used her holdout as leverage for renegotiating her prenuptial agreement with Trump.
What concerns Trump’s campaign staff the most is that the First Lady might go rogue and do the unthinkable during her speech … announce she is endorsing Joe Biden!
“Enough is enough” might not just be a catch phrase for Democrats.
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robert hoover says
Is this really satire? Would be a ratings bonanza though!
John DeProspo says
It is. But do you really think Melania wants four more years in her white prison?
longtail says
She may have worked a rewrite of the prenup while she stayed in NY after all Trump’s girlfriends were in the news. That would be enough to cause a Biden endorsement.
Alden Loveshade says
I worked as a journalist in the tradition of “tell the truth and nothing but the truth.” Almost always, I can tell if a written report is questionable by how it’s written before I check other sources. But every once in a while, I get fooled….
John DeProspo says
Ha!
longtail says
Maybe that’s not a dower face so much as the product of one too many cosmetic lifts.