Reprint from moronmajority.com*
For his heroic performance moderating last night’s first presidential debate, Fox News has awarded its star reporter, Chris Wallace, combat pay.
The bonus rewards Wallace for having survived what many are calling the mother of all contests – the “presidential debate” between Donald Trump and Joe Biden.
Throughout the night, Wallace bravely withstood a barrage of incoming fire from Donald Trump who repeatedly criticized him, while interrupting Biden every chance he got.
Things got so heated that Wallace was forced to remind Trump just who was in control of the debate.
“Mr. President, I’m the moderator of this debate and I’d like you to let me ask my questions,” Wallace said.
Unfortunately for Wallace, his brave performance was not appreciated by all. Many of Trump’s most ardent supporters accused him of favoring Biden by having the audacity of cutting Trump off mid-rant, trying to steer the conversation back to the topic at hand.
Close associates of Mr. Wallace are concerned that the brutal experience may leave him a victim of PTSD.
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This is a continuing problem for journalists. They walk into and cover combat, but aren’t supplied with what they need to survive. The obvious solution is this: for the next debate, supply Chris Wallace with an AK-47. That should be enough to keep things under control. Maybe.
I like your idea!
I just love how Trumpites are doing the once unthinkable … labelling Wallace a Democrat!
Hey, anyone who dares criticize the Dear Leader is a traitor … i.e. a Democrat!
They better have had some stiff drinks waiting for him backstage once the debate was over.!!!