There is a bottle of champagne in the back of my fridge waiting to be consumed Tuesday night.
I will either drink it to celebrate what I hope will be a Biden/Harris victory (or at least will look like one) or down it to drown my sorrows over a possible Trump reelection.
That bottle of champagne in the back of my fridge knows the way in which it will be indulged, but has kept mum.
That bottle of champagne knows if our 244-year-old American experiment in democracy will live or die, but not a peep.
That bottle of champagne that stares back at me every time I open the refrigerator door knows I’m neverous with anticipation, but not a hint.
Oh, the hell with you! I’m taking you out right now! Yes, I know it’s only 9 am on a Sunday but this waiting game, this uncertainty, has gotten to me.
But not to worry, my perfectly chilled friend . There is a six-pack of Stella Artois ready to take your place come election night.
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Fortunately, you don’t have to wait!
Televangelist Pat Robertson already announced who the next president will be. Not only that, he talked about the civil unrest that will follow, and even said how many attempts there will be on the president’s life!
You can believe everything Pat says, because he says God talks to him!
Ha! I better hit my liquor cabinet … fast! Seems like the end times are just around the corner (like the end of coronavirus)
If Trump wins, I might have to stay drunk for 4 years!
I’m with you!