A New Year's Poem And Prayer 2O2O, the year we came to see How divided a nation we’ve come to be Is this the end of a once great nation Or was the year an aberration? 2O2O, the year we came to realize How many of our neighbors believe in lies Or is it just a different reality they see After twenty-five years of Hannity? 2O2O, the year that finally brought home How democracy isn’t so sacred to some They’d rather have an autocratic commander One who deals in malevolence and slander 2O2O, the year that saw a divisive election With 74 million favoring an incompetent’s selection Nothing more defines a splintered nation Than such a vote count that defies explanation 2O2O, the year that saw Republican leaders Shun their Oath and become conspiracy breeders Not adhering to the Constitution They thought a bloodless coup was the solution Now, as 2O2O comes to an end What’s in store, around the bend? Will America rediscover what’s true and right Can it come together and reunite? 2O21 will usher in a new president But will the year be kind to the White House resident? Will he be able to heal the nation’s wounds Or is American democracy irrevocably doomed? So let us say a New Year’s prayer That a sense of renewal will fill the air That we will be as we once were then And truly make America great again Photo | amazon.com
Archives for December 2020
White House Sets Up “Pardon Hotline”
Reprint from moronmajority.com
With less than one month remaining in office, Donald Trump’s White House has established a “pardon hotline” to expedite the granting of presidential pardons to crooks.
“Over the last few months, we’ve been flooded with pardon requests from felons across the country,” said a White House spokesperson. “The old method of filing your request with the Justice Department is just too long and cumbersome.”
Lawbreakers of all stripes can simply call 1 800 P-A-R-D-O-N-M-E or 1 800 727-3665.
The spokesperson said special consideration will be given to those criminals who have made a “decent” contribution to Trump’s “Election Defense Fund.”
Asked if Trump isn’t just pulling a Blagojevich (soliciting a bribe for a favor), the White House spokesperson said, “No, there is a big difference. What Blagojevich did was a crime. You can’t sell a senate seat. What Trump is doing is 100% legally within his Constitutional power.”
“The beauty of the hotline,” added the spokesperson, “is that when you call, you’ll get your answer right away. You’ll be speaking directly to the Pardoner-in-Chief, President Trump. And, yes, this will result in some very long hold times, estimated to be up to 5 hours, but we have some great music on hold.”
Currently the Village People’s Y.M.C.A. is playing on a continuous loop.
While Democrats have accused Trump of abusing his pardon power to reward allies and undermine the rule of law, House Intelligence Committee Chairman, Adam Schiff, inadvertently advertised the hotline when he said:
“If you lie to cover up for the President, you get a pardon. If you are a corrupt politician who endorsed Trump, you get a pardon. If you murder civilians while at war, you get a pardon.”
Some political pundits have cynically said that while the phone call is free, the get-out-of-jail-free-card certainly is not.
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Progressive Elves Caught Reciting New Version Of Christmas Classic
The Trump After Christmas by Paul Lewis
‘Twas the night after Christmas and in the White House
One creature was stirring, an orange-faced louse.
With only four weeks left before he would leave
He still had a thousand mean tweets up his sleeve.
So he took out his cell and all through the night,
Alone in his office, spewed malice and spite.
“They cheated,” “they cheated,” “they cheated,” “they cheated,”
Over and over he tweeted “they cheated…”
But somewhere deep down in his shriveled, cold heart
The Donald’s self-image was coming apart.
“How could they reject me?” he asked with a sigh,
There’s no one who’s more presidential than I!
“How could they reject me?” again with a sigh,
As his days with immunity ticked slowly by.
“They say I’m a liar, but that can’t be true.
They say I serve Putin, well what if I do?
They say that I think I know more than the rest
Of the world’s other leaders, well, then I’m the best!
They say that I’m angry, those losers and wussies,
They say that I meant it when I said I grope pussies,
And when I said that some fascists are good,
That’s not what I meant, I’m just misunderstood!
But wait, who are ‘they,’ these fake network hosts,
How could I forget I’m in charge, I can boast,
And, Diet Cokes guzzling, make this final toast:
“To trolling the Dems and their socialist backers,
To Russia and Wikileaks, the best of the hackers.
To pardoning everyone who knows what I’ve done,
And to keep tweeting twaddle till Biden’s undone.”
Dawn was just breaking when Trump fell asleep,
His sore twitter finger in need of relief.
Alone in his nightmare, reflections appeared
Of the post-POTUS life he most cravenly feared.
In a time-shifting mirror, he saw his fat face
Turn from orange to gray and then float off in space.
His hair, now in ruins, was stringy and white,
And waved in the wind till it faded from sight.
In the swirl of dark dreaming a vision he glanced
Of debts and indictments, L. James and Cy Vance.
So he woke in a sweat and, trembling in fear,
Knew what life would be like in the dawning new year.
Photo | theweek.com
Paul Lewis is the author of A Is for Asteroids, Z Is for Zombies: A Bedtime Book about the Coming Apocalypse (illustrated by Ken Lamug).
President Finally Congratulates Biden On Election Victory
While some said it would never happen, the President today congratulated Joe Biden on his election victory, six weeks after the vote and a day after the Electoral College officially affirmed Biden’s win.
The President had said he had been waiting for the many court challenges to end before making his announcement. Both he and his close associates had earlier criticized the election process, describing it as flawed and not representative of the will of the people.
But there was no “hidden motive” for not recognizing Biden’s victory sooner, said the President.
Yes, President of Russia, Vladimir Putin, today sent a telegram to Biden to congratulate him and wish him well.
“Putin wished every success to the president-elect and expressed confidence that Russia and the U.S., who bear special responsibility for global security and stability, can facilitate resolution of many problems and challenges faced by the world now despite disagreements,” the Kremlin said.
If only the current president of the United States would follow his hero’s lead.
Photo | businessinsider.com
Trump Vows To Fight On … “Was It Over When The Germans Bombed Pearl Harbor?”
Reprint from moronmajority.com
After having been rejected by nearly every court in the land, including what he thought was his “sure thing,” the Supreme Court, , Donald Trump has made it known he is not a quitter.
“It’s not over. We keep going,” Trump said in an interview with Fox News that aired today but was taped yesterday at the Army-Navy football game. “And we’re going to continue to go forward.”
Channeling the words of the indomitable John Blutarsky, Trump is reported to have said, “Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!”
The same sources report that while Trump is prepared to fully engage in battle, he has shunned the military option as it “could take years and cost millions of lives.”
“No,” Trump said, “this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture on our part… and I’m just the guy to do it.”
It is believed Trump will be making his final, and desperate, legal appeal to TV’s Judge Judy.
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50 Years and Donald Trump
Article courtesy of guest contributor, Alden Loveshade
By vote totals alone, Donald Trump is considered the most supported conservative Republican president in American history. But he still lost the 2020 presidential election. So to prepare for the future, it’s time to ask, what is a conservative Republican?
A Republican is, of course, a member of the Republican Party. As for conservative, Merriam-Webster defines it as “one who adheres to traditional methods or views.” So let’s get traditional, and view the methods and background of the American presidency of 50 years ago.
The American president of half a century ago wasn’t born rich; he was born into a poor family. He married one, and only one, woman; they honeymooned in Mexico, and remained married until parted by death.
As a young man, he was exempt from the draft due to his religious affiliation, and possibly qualified for deferment because he worked in government service. But in spite of his exemption, he applied for and joined the United States Navy, and was awarded for his service. Later, he became a leader against Soviet Communism.
In spite of his active military duty, he worked for peace. He believed that America should encourage Israel to make peace with its Arab neighbors, and worked to restart the Middle East Peace Negotiations.
The president of 50 years ago ended America’s involvement in a major war. He worked to build diplomatic relations with China, and supported détente and the Anti-Ballistic Missile Treaty. He called for a higher percentage of immigrant visas for professionals, needed workers and even refugees, with additional visas for people from Mexico.
To support fighting diseases scientifically, he pushed for more spending on sickle-cell disease research, and signed the National Cancer Act, beginning the War on Cancer.
He signed into law the Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA), a regulatory agency to insure that corporations had to follow guidelines for the safety of their workers.
In favor of conservation, he established the Environmental Protection Agency. And he signed into law the Endangered Species Act. And the National Environmental Policy Act.
He opposed violent protest. He personally stood up to anti-American demonstrators, impressing even his enemies. Before becoming president, during a time when civil rights were controversial, he pushed for African American civil rights and economic equity. As president, he helped shepherd the Civil Rights Act.
Before running for president, he had 14 years experience as a member of the U.S. House of Representatives, the U.S. Senate, and as Vice President of the United States. In his first presidential bid, he very narrowly lost. In spite of suspicion of voter fraud in highly populated states, he did not challenge his loss. He said he believed challenging the election results would be bad for America and for its image in the eyes of other nations.
When he won the presidency several years later, he promised his administration would work to bring the divided nation together. He said, “the greatest honor history can bestow is the title of peacemaker.”
His inaugural address received almost uniformly positive reviews, It spoke of a new age of unity, and said:
“In these difficult years, America has suffered from a fever of words; from inflated rhetoric that promises more than it can deliver; from angry rhetoric that fans discontents into hatreds; from bombastic rhetoric that postures instead of persuading. We cannot learn from one another until we stop shouting at one another, until we speak quietly enough so that our words can be heard as well as our voices.”
That president 50 years ago was not a liberal Democrat. He was the conservative Republican Richard M. Nixon.
Has Donald Trump adhered to those traditional, conservative, Republican methods and views? If not, then the 74+ million people who voted for him in 2020, and the even more millions who didn’t, might want to ask themselves this question: What happened to the Republican Party in the last 50 years, and whose views and methods has it gone back to?
The author is well aware of controversy over Nixon’s presidency. He freely admits the facts presented were primarily chosen to show contrast between Richard M. Nixon and Donald J. Trump.
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Is Rush Right … U.S. Headed For Divorce Court?
That esteemed conservative radio host and recipient of the Presidential Medal of Freedom, Rush Limbaugh, suggested yesterday that the United States may be heading towards splitsville.
Speaking on his program, The Rush Limbaugh Show, Limbaugh claimed that “there cannot be a peaceful coexistence” between red and blue America, which he said had increasingly different values.
“It can’t go on this way,” said Limbaugh. “There cannot be a peaceful coexistence of two completely different theories of life, theories of government, theories of how we manage our affairs. We can’t be in this dire a conflict without something giving somewhere along the way.”
Is Rush onto something? Is he just being a clear-eyed realist?
Of course, the only other time in American history when states seceded from the union was in the days leading up to the Civil War. So, are we staring at a second, perhaps bloodless, breakup?
It does go without saying that sometimes, in any relationship, there are simply irreconcilable differences.
Interestingly enough, just one day before Limbaugh’s take on the dissolution of the American union, Texas Republican Rep., Kyle Biedermann, announced his intention to introduce the Texas Independence Referendum Act, which he said would allow Texans to vote for the state to “reassert its status as an independent nation.”
Also, in a tweet he later deleted, Georgia Republican lawmaker, Price Wallace, said last week, “We need to succeed from the union and form our own country,” misspelling “secede.”
There, no doubt, are many Americans on both sides of the red/blue divide who would be more than happy with a national separation, with “ good riddance” perhaps being the shared sentiment.
Of course this will never happen. After all, sanity among the red states is not completely lost.
As John Dean, former Nixon counsel, tweeted, “If the red states seceded, they would be a third world nation. It is the blue states that keep the red state’s financially afloat. Generally, blue states pay more taxes than they receive in federal benefits!”
Here’s something to ponder … if a national breakup were put to a vote right now, let’s say like Brexit, how confident are you the majority of voters would choose to remain the United States of America?
In Exchange For Pardon, Giuliani Offers Lifetime Of Legal Services
Reprint from moronmajority.com
Now that Trump’s pardon power has kicked into high gear, many criminals are lining up to secure a get-out-of-jail-free card from the lame-duck president. But not all lawbreakers are wealthy enough to curry favor with Trump.
One prominent presidential associate, Rudy Giuliani, who faces potential criminal liability once Trump leaves office, is said to be seeking a pre-emptive pardon. While Mr. Giuliani has always been a high earner, he is said to be short on cash … three divorces can deplete anyone’s bank account!
It is being reported that Mr. Giuliani has offered Donald Trump a lifetime of legal services in exchange for a full and complete presidential pardon.
Mr. Giuliani’s services are not cheap. Sources have said he is raking in $20,000 a day representing the Trump campaign in the various lawsuits to overturn the 2020 election. Assuming an 8-hour work day, that comes to $2500 per hour!
The same sources say Trump just might go for the deal.
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I Have To Believe The Election WAS Rigged
No. I am not talking about the final election outcome. Joe Biden won and will be our next president on January 20, 2021.
I’m talking about the nearly 74 million votes supposedly cast for Donald Trump.
I keep asking myself how is it possible Trump could get so many votes when his approval rating during his four years in office can best be described as dismal?
I keep asking myself how could Trump command such support when over 230,000 lives have been lost under his watch due to incompetence and/or political calculation?
I keep asking myself how someone who presided over the most sudden, and devastating, downturn since the Great Depression could get a pass on such a failure?
I keep asking myself how a man without a shred of human decency could come so close to winning?
I keep asking myself how a person who has made a mockery of the rule of law, and our Constitution, could get the second largest presidential vote total in American history?
I keep asking myself how could so many people believe a man who has made over 20,000 false or misleading statements while in office?
I keep asking myself how could so many Republicans reject a centrist Democrat like Biden who simply wanted to return things to normal?
I seriously have to question whether all those votes for Trump are legit.
So, in that regard, I have to believe the election was rigged … otherwise I have to face the grim possibility that nearly half the country has given up on democracy.
It’s sad to think the Founding Fathers worst fear may have finally come to pass 244 years after the founding of this great nation.
You have “a republic, if you can keep it” – Ben Franklin
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