Reprint from moronmajority.com
Now that Trump’s pardon power has kicked into high gear, many criminals are lining up to secure a get-out-of-jail-free card from the lame-duck president. But not all lawbreakers are wealthy enough to curry favor with Trump.
One prominent presidential associate, Rudy Giuliani, who faces potential criminal liability once Trump leaves office, is said to be seeking a pre-emptive pardon. While Mr. Giuliani has always been a high earner, he is said to be short on cash … three divorces can deplete anyone’s bank account!
It is being reported that Mr. Giuliani has offered Donald Trump a lifetime of legal services in exchange for a full and complete presidential pardon.
Mr. Giuliani’s services are not cheap. Sources have said he is raking in $20,000 a day representing the Trump campaign in the various lawsuits to overturn the 2020 election. Assuming an 8-hour work day, that comes to $2500 per hour!
The same sources say Trump just might go for the deal.
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*moronmajority.com is a satirical site … seriously
Yes, three divorces can deplete your bank account … as can cases of Just For Men!
Or is it Grecian Formula?
I’m thinking about asking The Donald to pardon me for anything I’ve ever done, ever will do, or ever even think about doing. Think he’d do that if I offer to wash his feet with my hair?
I think you’d have more luck with a parish priest!