Reprint from moronmajority.com
With little more than one week before the start of his impeachment trial in the Senate, Donald Trump’s entire legal team has quit.
But, with the kind of swift action Trump has come to be known for, the Washington D.C. law firm of Dewey, Cheatem & Howe has been hired to take up his defense.
It is believed the firm’s senior partner, Mr. Cheatem, will personally head Mr. Trump’s legal efforts.
When asked how he plans to defend the former, now twice-impeached president, Mr. Cheatem offered a very basic, elemental strategy.
“We are going to impress upon the Republican Senators who will control Mr. Trump’s fate, ‘If you wish to remain in office, you must not f**k us’.”
With such a brilliant, yet simple, legal strategy, is there any wonder why Dewey, Cheatem & Howe is D.C.’s premier law firm?
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Yes it’s satire, but that will be Trump’s strategy… ‘If you wish to remain in office, you must not f**k us’.”
Without a doubt!
I was going to make a similar comment–but you beat me to it. Other than the name of the law firm, this is very likely very close to the truth.