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Maybe What Democrats Need Is A Mitch McConnell?

February 14, 2021 By John DeProspo 6 Comments

I can’t stand the guy. Yet, I’m in awe of his genius … his evil genius. Machiavelli has nothing on old Mitch McConnell.

There he was yesterday accusing Donald Trump of being guilty as sin just moments after voting to acquit him of what Liz Cheney called the greatest “betrayal by a President of the United States of his office and his oath to the Constitution.”

In a devastating takedown rivaling the closing arguments made by the House impeachment managers, McConnell tore into Trump for his “disgraceful dereliction of duty” saying, “There is no question — none — that President Trump is practically and morally responsible for provoking the events of the day.” 

So how could McConnell not vote to convict Trump? 

Here is where the evil mastermind’s cleverness comes in. Mitch voted to acquit Trump because he didn’t believe the Senate had the power to convict a president out of office. Of course, we all know that scenario came about only because McConnell refused to hold the Senate impeachment trial while Trump was still in office. Sheer brilliance!

McConnell knew that the only way his Republican colleagues could vote against convicting Trump was on technical grounds, no matter how phony, as the facts of the January 6 Capitol riot were never really in dispute. So, McConnell provided the cover … and 42 of his fellow Republican comrades, voting to give Trump a pass, wrapped themselves in the warm blanket of Mitch’s duplicity.

But McConnell’s speech after the Senate’s acquittal vote showed even more of his shrewdness.

It has been reported that McConnell wants Trump gone and out of the way. But he could not let his fellow Republicans do the job for fear of angering Trump’s loyal base. 

“President Trump is still liable for everything he did while in office,” McConnell said. “He didn’t get away with anything yet. We have a criminal justice system in this country.”

There you have it. Let someone else (state attorneys general, the Justice Dept) do the dirty work!

While Trump might be the most corrupt president in U.S. history, can there be any doubt Mitch McConnell is among the more cunning, devious political leaders ever to hold public office?

Photo | AP Photo/Susan Walsh/dcist.com

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Comments

  1. robert hoover says

    February 14, 2021 at 11:21 am

    No doubt Dems could use someone as cunning and devious as The Turtle! Chuck Schumer can’t hold a candle to old Mitch.

    Reply
    • John DeProspo says

      February 14, 2021 at 11:23 am

      That’s for sure. But we’re stuck with the mealy-mouthed Schumer.

      Reply
  2. Sloane Charles says

    February 14, 2021 at 12:59 pm

    The perfect cover for GOP.
    I think it’s time for the Senators of the Blue Team vote for a new captain. Schumer has only proven that he has no desire to shake things up as leader.
    Need someone with some moxey and cojones. Schumer has neither.

    Reply
    • John DeProspo says

      February 14, 2021 at 3:54 pm

      Yep. Schumer, born of the Brooklyn Democratic political machine, is so wrong for the job!

      Reply
  3. longtail says

    March 31, 2021 at 7:00 pm

    I like turtles as much as the next guy but let’s not get carried away.

    Reply
    • John DeProspo says

      April 1, 2021 at 4:13 pm

      Ha!

      Reply

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