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Where’s Jared?

March 12, 2021 By John DeProspo 3 Comments

Reprint from moronmajority.com

Since leaving his position, in January, as White House senior advisor, Jared Kushner seems to be missing in action.

During Donald Trump’s appearance at last month’s Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC), Jared Kushner was noticeably absent from his side.

A source close to Kushner has said, “Right now, he’s just checked out of politics.”

And who could blame him!

While serving as his father-in-law’s right-hand man, Kushner was tasked with an inordinate level of responsibility. He was responsible for negotiating peace in the Middle East; he was responsible for solving America’s opioid crisis; he was responsible for diplomacy with Mexico; he was responsible for reforming care for veterans; he was responsible for reforming the criminal justice system; he was responsible for reinventing the entire government and making it work like a business; and he was responsible for leading a coronavirus task force!

Is it any wonder the man needs a break?

A close family friend has revealed the Boy Wonder, as some have called Kushner, is chilling out by spending time on his one true passion … creating art.

Much like George W. Bush after he left the White House, Kushner spends his days painting and drawing. But unlike Bush, who liked to paint portraits of important world leaders, Kushner passes the time mostly on drawings of his family.

Photo | npr.org/W. Roger Mills-Koonce

*moronmajority.com is a satirical site … seriously!

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Comments

  1. robert hoover says

    March 12, 2021 at 2:20 pm

    Hands down, Dubya’s a much better artist!

    Reply
  2. Alden Loveshade says

    March 12, 2021 at 2:51 pm

    As it happens, I’m Facebook friends with Burt Ward who portrayed the “Boy Wonder” Robin to Adam West’s Batman in the 1960s American TV show.

    Jared and Robin are not the same thing. I never once saw Jared punch the Joker.

    Reply
    • John DeProspo says

      March 12, 2021 at 2:56 pm

      Ha!

      Reply

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