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Reprint from moronmajority.com
It didn’t take long. Following his feeble and weak debate performance, Joe Biden has ousted his personal White House physician.
“The performance-enhancing drugs didn’t work!” screamed an angry Biden.
Reached for comment, Dr. Kevin O’Connor took full responsibility for Biden’s unmedicated disaster. Instead of giving him an orange flavored THC gummy, he instead accidently gave Biden a Flintstones chewable vitamin.
There is now talk of offering the job of White House physician to Donald Trump’s former doctor, Ronny Jackson.