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After Debate Debacle, Biden Fires White House Physician

June 28, 2024 By John DeProspo 1 Comment

Reprint from moronmajority.com

It didn’t take long. Following his feeble and weak debate performance, Joe Biden has ousted his personal White House physician.

“The performance-enhancing drugs didn’t work!” screamed an angry Biden.

Reached for comment, Dr. Kevin O’Connor took full responsibility for Biden’s unmedicated disaster. Instead of giving him an orange flavored THC gummy, he instead accidently gave Biden a Flintstones chewable vitamin.

There is now talk of offering the job of White House physician to Donald Trump’s former doctor, Ronny Jackson.

Filed Under: featured, satire Tagged With: debate, Joe Biden, performance-enhancing drugs, satire

April 23, 2024 By John DeProspo 1 Comment

Reprint from moronmajority.com

https://thedailynooze.com/2024/04/23/9599/

Filed Under: featured, satire Tagged With: Depends, Diaper Don, Donald Trump

Will Nikki Haley Endorse Trump?

March 6, 2024 By John DeProspo 1 Comment

If I read one more headline about Nikki Haley exiting the Republican presidential race without endorsing Donald Trump I am going to barf. We all know how this is going to end. Like the good mob boss that he is, Trump will invite Haley to his Mar-a-Lago lair and make her an offer she can’t refuse. It could be a cushy ambassadorship or a place in his Cabinet … or whatever the hell Lola wants.

A friend just texted me that she will never endorse Trump because he insulted her intelligence by calling her “Birdbrain.” I had to laugh!  Just look at some of the degrading names Trump has used on his fellow “Republicans” over the years. And yet, almost to a man (or woman), they all kneeled before the mighty Don to kiss his ring. Just take Kentucky Mitch, who Trump called an “Old Crow.” Today he came out to endorse Trump for president.  

Haley endorsing Trump is not a matter of “if” but “when.” Like all the other pathetic “Republicans,” it’s party over country for Nikki. It is personal ambition over the good of the nation. 

Nikki Haley is a seasoned politician with aspirations for higher office.  She’s a pragmatist who understands the importance of maintaining support within the Republican party, especially with the MAGA base. Not endorsing Trump would be political suicide.

Then there is the fear factor that goes along with not endorsing Trump (or, God forbid, endorsing Biden!).

How do you think the Trump cultists would deal with that! Not a pretty scenario.

I’m expecting Nikki to fully endorse Trump for president … this weekend!

Filed Under: featured, Opinion Tagged With: Donald Trump, endorse, Nikki Haley, no endorsement, presidential race, quit campaign, Republican Party

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