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Democrats’ Big Beautiful Opportunity In 2026?

May 20, 2025 By John DeProspo Leave a Comment

Some have called it “political suicide.” But could it be something else?

The House Republicans’ so-called “big beautiful bill” has stunned political observers — not because of its audacity, but because of its self-destructiveness. By some estimates, 14 million Americans could lose their health insurance under the proposed legislation. Many of them are Republican voters. And all of this in service of funding tax cuts for the ultra-wealthy.

So why would the GOP willingly inflict harm on its own base in the run-up to the 2026 midterm elections?

At first glance, it makes no sense. Midterm elections are historically brutal for the party in power — especially when they’ve passed wildly unpopular legislation. No rational party would alienate millions of supporters just before a major election.

Unless… they’re not planning to compete in a free and fair election at all.

That possibility recently came to mind after remembering a troubling remark Donald Trump made in the summer of 2024 at the Turning Point Action Believers’ Summit in Florida. Speaking to a crowd of supporters, he said:

“Get out and vote just this time. You won’t have to do it anymore. Four more years it will be fixed. It’ll be fine. You won’t have to vote anymore, my beautiful Christians.”

Many dismissed it as a joke. But as Rep. Dan Goldman (D-N.Y.) pointed out, “The only way ‘you won’t have to vote anymore’ is if Donald Trump becomes a dictator.”

And if we’ve learned anything from Trump’s time in office, it’s this: he often means the most extreme things he says — no matter how unlawful or absurd they sound.

So how might he try to make voting “a thing of the past”?

Simple: create chaos, then exploit it. If protests erupt over economic turmoil, unpopular laws, or international crises, Trump could declare a national emergency — and use it as a pretext to postpone or cancel the 2026 midterms. It would be unconstitutional, of course. But since when has the Constitution stopped him?

What about the Supreme Court, you ask? Historically, the Court has defended democratic norms. But with its current makeup, and given its recent decisions, it’s not clear how it would rule in a constitutional crisis triggered by a president it helped empower.

So, is the GOP truly engaging in political suicide? Or is it betting on a future in which elections are either permanently skewed in its favor — or eliminated altogether?

It’s a disturbing thought, but one that must be faced: the 2024 election may prove to be the last free and fair national vote the United States sees for some time.

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Filed Under: featured, Opinion Tagged With: 2026 elections, big beautiful bill, cancel election, national emergency, political suicide, postpone elections, Republicans, trump

Defiant Group of Americans Vow To Disrupt Trump’s Birthday Parade

May 4, 2025 By John DeProspo 1 Comment

Reprint from moronmajority.com

Washington, D.C. — With the U.S. Army preparing what critics are calling a “Hail, Caesar! parade” for Donald Trump’s 79th birthday, a rebellious group of Americans has declared they will not stand idly by while tanks roll down streets and the birthday boy gulps down a Diet Coke from the grand stand.

“We must resist,” declared Ned ‘Bluto’ Crandall, the leader of the grassroots movement known as The Spirit of 76% Disapproval. “This is still our country and make no mistake – this war against fascism is far from over. We Americans don’t give up,” said Crandall, hand over heart. “Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!”

The group, composed of veterans, college professors, improv comedians and one guy who insists he once arm-wrestled Bernie Sanders, is still discussing what tactics they will use to disrupt the parade. 

Said Crandall, “We gotta take these bastards. Now, we could do it with conventional weapons, but that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, what this calls for is some really futile and stupid gestures on our part.”

Some of the actions being considered are: throwing water balloons at the baton twirlers, having a drone fly overhead with the banner “No Tanks. Just Thanks (for leaving!)”; a line of mime performers pretending to be stuck in invisible walls in front of the tanks. One group member wearing a Roman toga, who only goes by the name of “Dorfman,” suggested something with marbles.

“We know there are risks and we might be arrested by Trump’s goons,” said Linda Narvis, a retired librarian and self-described human bullhorn. “But when democracy is threatened, we fight back. Because if we don’t stand up now, next year he’ll demand a birthday invasion!”

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Filed Under: featured, satire Tagged With: 79th birthday, Animal House, defiant Americans, Donald Trump, military parade, trump, U.S. Army parade

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