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Senate Impeachment Trial To Air Pay-Per-View

December 14, 2019 By John DeProspo Leave a Comment

Reprint from moronmajority.com

It has been announced that the upcoming impeachment trial of Donald J. Trump in the United States Senate will be available pay-per-view worldwide.

The mother of all pay-per-view events will be coordinated by Vince McMahon, an icon of pay-per-view promotions and a longtime friend of Trump.

“The proceeds from the event will go directly to the U.S. Treasury,” said McMahon. “We expect this spectacle will singlehandedly wipe out our national debt.”

The U.S. House of Representatives is expected next week to vote on, and pass, the two articles of impeachment approved by the House Judiciary Committee yesterday.

Photo | businessinsider.com

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Marianne Williamson Proves Why We All Need To Do Our Due Diligence

December 10, 2019 By John DeProspo Leave a Comment

Reprint from moronmajority.com

About one month ago, I wrote a satirical piece, “Trump Pardons Charles Manson.” I also reposted the article on Dailykos.com.

What was intended as a lighthearted jab at Trump’s expansive, and seemingly indiscriminate, use of his pardoning power has morphed into a major brouhaha and latest embarrassment for presidential candidate Marianne Williamson.

Not realizing the story was satire, Williamson tweeted: 

“There is something deeply sinister about Trump pardoning Charles Manson, even posthumously. Dog whistles of the very worst possible kind…”

Williamson later apologized for the mistake and said that she was “glad to have been wrong,” but then deleted both the original tweet and the apology.

If only the self-help guru had done a simple Google search she would have discovered the story was in jest. Scopes.com correctly labeled the article as “satire.”

Williamson should have read the disclaimer on moronmajority.com, which reads, “This site is devoted to satire. If you believe any of the stuff you read here, don’t look now, but you probably belong to the group this site is named for.”

Let this be a teachable moment for one and all. If a story sounds preposterous … totally batsh*t crazy … it is probably fake news or well done satire.

Then again, in the age of Trump, where windmills cause cancer, can we say anything is utterly ludicrous?

Photo | sarah silbiger/reuters

Filed Under: breaking news, featured Tagged With: Charles Manson, Donald Trump, fake news, Marianne Williamson, moron majority, pardon, satire

Democrats Should Embrace, Not Run Away From, “Socialism”

December 8, 2019 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

It has been made abundantly clear by Donald Trump that if he is up for reelection in 2020 (as it appears, in spite of impeachment), he will attack the Democratic nominee as a “socialist.” It won’t matter if it’s a progressive like Sanders or Warren or a moderate like Biden or Buttigieg; the “s” word will be repeatedly flung around like a pizza at your favorite Italian restaurant.

Trump tweeted this not too long ago:

We will never be a Socialist or Communist Country. IF YOU ARE NOT HAPPY HERE, YOU CAN LEAVE! It is your choice, and your choice alone. This is about love for America. Certain people HATE our Country….

All Democratic presidential candidates should welcome the label “socialist” … as long as they get to define it.

Bernie Sanders perhaps did this best when he defined democratic socialism in a recent speech:

Now, we must take the next step forward and guarantee every man, woman and child in our country basic economic rights — the right to quality health care, the right to as much education as one needs to succeed in our society, the right to a good job that pays a living wage, the right to affordable housing, the right to a secure retirement, and the right to live in a clean environment. We must recognize that in the 21st century, in the wealthiest country in the history of the world, economic rights are human rights. That is what I mean by democratic socialism.

Who could possibly be opposed to such “socialism?” It is certainly not an intimidating or scary platform. In fact, it is one supported by the vast majority of Democratic voters, and many Republican voters as well.

Democratic candidates need to explain to voters that democratic socialism is not anti-capitalism. It simply wants to reign in the worst excesses of capitalism.

As put forth by Julie Wittes Schlack, writer for wbur.org, “Indeed, what Sanders and Warren are calling for is capitalism with guardrails, and a social safety net to ensure that the people of this country aren’t scrambling on a daily basis for food, shelter and safety.”

So, eventual Democratic presidential nominee, whoever you may be, when Trump hits you with the “socialist” label,” embrace it … explain it…. don’t run away from it. 

As Wittes Schlack notes, “The key for Democrats will be to ridicule red-baiting for what it is and offer policies that stress the “social” over the “ism;” to clearly articulate a vision in which the broad social good enables, not opposes, the individual good.”

Photo | aljazeera.com

Filed Under: featured, Opinion Tagged With: 2020, capitalism, democratic socialism, Democrats, Donald Trump, Sanders, Socialism

There are 250 Congressional Republicans … Is There One Patriot Among Them?

November 24, 2019 By John DeProspo 4 Comments

Last week’s impeachment hearings were devastating for Trump. Witness after witness testified to his scheme to extort the Ukrainian president to do his political bidding by “investigating” a company named Burisma and “the 2016 election.”

We all know now, as some of the witnesses made clear, Burisma is codeword for the Bidens and “the 2016 election” means the debunked conspiracy theory that it was Ukraine, no Russia, that meddled in our 2016 elections.

And yet not one single Republican member of Congress (53 in the Senate; 197 in the House) has come out in support of Trump’s impeachment.

The closest we’ve come are a few timid souls who have stated that while what Trump did was wrong, it does not rise to the level of an impeachable offense. 

The most notable Republican to hold this view is Rep. Will Hurd, a so-called moderate from Texas who is not running for reelection.

Said Hurd:

“An impeachable offense should be compelling, overwhelmingly clear and unambiguous, and it is not something to be rushed or taken lightly. I have not heard evidence proving the president committed bribery or extortion. I also reject the notion that holding this view means supporting all of the foreign policy choices we have been hearing about over these last few weeks.”

With someone like Hurd, who many called one of the most likely Republicans to break ranks to vote for impeachment, holding firm, the prospect of any Republican doing what their oath of office compels them to do is very unlikely.

Just look at the lengths to which some Republicans have gone to defend Trump and his conspiracy theory about “the 2016 election.”

When Chris Wallace of Fox News today asked Sen. John Kennedy of Louisiana, “Who do you believe was responsible for the hacking of the DNC and Clinton campaign computers, their emails – was it Russia or Ukraine?” Kennedy gave the absurd and delusional answer, “I don’t know. Nor do you. Nor do any of us.”

The wagons have been circled. For Republicans, it’s defend Trump no matter the costs … to our country, to our Constitution, and to our dignity.

What’s so alarming is this lockstep support for Trump just might work. In a recent poll of independents, after the House hearings, support for impeachment has actually declined

Photo | businessinsider.com

Filed Under: featured, politics Tagged With: Donald Trump, House hearings, impeachment, patriots, Republicans, support

Biggest Takeaway From Impeachment Hearings? No, Not Trump’s Guilt But Schiff’s Brilliance

November 21, 2019 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

The House impeachment hearings have ended and, after a parade of witnesses, we’ve come to learn what we already knew. In the simple words of Rep. Denny Heck, “The president did it.”

It was always going to be hard to come to any other conclusion after the release of the telephone “transcript” of the conversation between Trump and Ukrainian president Zelensky. The smoking gun was never going to come out of the impeachment hearings as it was already revealed in Act One of this national tragedy.

But many did learn of something new … the impressive ability and smarts of the man chosen by Nancy Pelosi to be the face of the House Intelligence Committee’s impeachment hearings, Adam Schiff.

The Stanford graduate and Harvard-trained lawyer ran the hearings like the consummate professional that he is. He was cool, calm and collected at all times, even when Republicans on the committee tried to rattle him with useless points of order and requests. Schiff kept order over hearings that many feared could devolve into a TV spectacle; a circus.

For those who did not get the chance to see Chairman Schiff in action, here is a video of his closing statement made at today’s final public hearing:

Video | youtube/pbsnewshour

Photo |  nationalreview.com/REUTERS/Joshua Roberts

Filed Under: featured, politics Tagged With: Adam Schiff, closing statement, Donald Trump, House Intelligence Committee, impeachment hearing, video

For Republican Candidates, Is Trump A Welcome Sight Or The Kiss Of Death?

November 17, 2019 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

Donald Trump linked his allegedly mighty clout to two gubernatorial races. The Republican candidate lost in both.

Trump tired to drum up support for both Matt Bevin, in Kentucky, and Eddie Rispone, in Louisiana, by holding rallies the day prior to their elections. And in each case, the Democratic candidate eked out a win over his Republican rival.

Some Republican strategists are concerned Trump’s interjection in the contests hurt the Republican candidate’s chance for victory.

Dan Eberhart, a Republican donor, described the Kentucky race as a “wake-up call” for Republicans that “President Trump’s coattails may not be long enough.”

“Coming after a defeat in the Kentucky governor’s race and sizable losses in Virginia’s legislative races,” writes Melinda Deslatte of the AP, “the Louisiana result seems certain to rattle Republicans as they head into the 2020 presidential election.”

It seems that while Trump might have riled up conservative Republicans, he also powered a surge in anti-Trump turnout in both races.

Those close to Trump argue that he can’t be faulted for the Kentucky and Louisiana results. Bevin was one of the country’s least popular governors, while Rispone was a relatively unknown political newcomer who was facing a popular incumbent. While Trump can help, they contend, he can’t always be expected to pull flawed candidates over the finish line.

It should be noted Trump won Louisiana by 20 points, and Kentucky by nearly 30 points, in 2016.

The bottom line? Trump attempted to turn each contest into a referendum on himself — especially Louisiana, and ended up with a black eye in both.

Republicans have cause for concern … indeed.

Photo | imgflip.com

 

 

 

Filed Under: featured, politics Tagged With: Bevin, coattails, Democrat, Donald Trump, gubernatorial race, Kentucky, kiss of death, Louisiana, Rispone, win

Trump Pardons Charles Manson

November 16, 2019 By John DeProspo 3 Comments

Reprint from moronmajority.com

Just days after pardoning three service members convicted, or accused, of war crimes, Donald Trump has issued a posthumous pardon to the convicted cult leader, Charles Manson, who died in prison in 2017.

Asked why he would pardon one of the most hated criminals in American history, Trump replied, “I always thought Charlie got a bum rap. He never killed anyone. It was his followers who committed the crimes.”

Some are speculating this latest pardon is just another one of Trump’s outrageous acts meant to distract the American public from the ongoing impeachment proceedings. Others believe it is a setup to the much-anticipated pardon of his good friend and self-proclaimed “dirty trickster,” Roger Stone.

Said an anonymous source, “If you look at the piddling crimes he was convicted of … obstruction of justice, lying to Congress and witness tampering, it will make Roger’s pardon less odious in comparison.”

Fighting back against his detractors, Trump added he has every right to issue pardons.

“The Constitution, and William Barr, give me the right to do whatever I want,” declared a resolute Trump.

Photo | nbcnews.com

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Filed Under: featured, satire Tagged With: Charles Manson, Donald Trump, pardon, satire

With No Adults To Keep Him In Check, Trump Commits Another Impeachable Offense

November 15, 2019 By John DeProspo 3 Comments

Today’s second public impeachment hearing featured former Ukraine Ambassador Marie Yovanovitch, the career public servant who was unceremoniously dismissed by Donald Trump on May 20,2019.

During the hearing it seemed everyone – Democrats, Republicans and the witness herself – all agreed on one thing … the president has an absolute right to appoint ambassadors. Yet Ambassador Yovanovitch wondered why Trump and his allies had to mount a smear campaign to remove her from her post.

Sure, Trump could have simply recalled Yovanovitch from Ukraine with no reason given and that, most likely, would have been the end of that. But that would have been incompatible with the M.O. of a lifelong bully. No, Trump needed the pleasure of smearing and besmirching the reputation of a fine woman.

Yovanovitch testified she was “shocked and devasted” by Trump’s personal attacks on her and that she was “amazed” corrupt elements in Ukraine had found willing American partners to take her down.

Remaining true to form, Trump attacked her once again today … as she was testifying about his intimidation tactics!

Tweeted Trump:

Everywhere Marie Yovanovitch went turned bad. She started off in Somalia, how did that go? Then fast forward to Ukraine, where the new Ukrainian President spoke unfavorably about her in my second phone call with him. It is a U.S. President’s absolute right to appoint ambassadors.

House Intelligence Committee chairman, Adam Schiff, decried Trump’s latest attack on Yovanovitch and called it “witness intimidation.” He seemed to imply it was one more nail in the impeachment coffin.

It appears without anyone around to stop his impulsive desire to attack anyone he sees as an enemy, Trump undermined his Republican defenders’ claim that Trump was simply exercising his presidential prerogative in replacing the ambassador.

But why would Trump, in the middle of an impeachment hearing, do such a stupid thing?

The simple answer is the man cannot help himself … just like the scorpion in “The Scorpion and Frog” fable.

Photo | bostonglobe.com

 

Filed Under: featured, Opinion Tagged With: Adam Schiff, ambassador, Donald Trump, impeachment hearing, intimidation, Marie Yovanovitch, tweet, Ukraine

Baby Trump Mortally Wounded (b.2018, d.2019)

November 11, 2019 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

It is with great sadness that the Blimp family announces the passing of Baby Trump. The well-travelled balloon was fatally stabbed this Saturday during a rally in Tuscaloosa, Alabama, just prior to the much-anticipated Alabama-LSU football game. Baby Trump will be lovingly remembered by his supporters and handlers for a life of public service cut short by a crazed slasher who authorities have charged with first-degree criminal mischief.

Funeral services in memory of Baby Trump have yet to be announced by the grieving Blimps. In lieu of flowers, the family asks that all concerned citizens vote blue across the board in the upcoming elections.

Photo | Stephanie Taylor/Tuscaloosa News/AP

Filed Under: featured, satire Tagged With: Baby Trump, Donald Trump, fatally stabbed, mortally wounded, satire, stabbed

Trump To Confine Public Appearances To MAGA Rallies

November 3, 2019 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

First it happened Tuesday during game five of the World Series in Washington D.C. Then again last night at the UFC fight at New York’s Madison Square Garden. Donald Trump has been loudly booed at two sporting events within a span of five days.

Donald Trump was even booed when he was nowhere in sight … during game seven of the World Series when a campaign ad was flashed across the jumbotron.

White House aides are concerned.

“Is any place safe these days?” asked a worried staffer.

In order to protect their boss, all future public appearances will now be limited to the friendly confines of Trump’s carefully planned and staged rallies.

Just to err on the safe side, Trump’s scheduled appearance at next week’s Proud Boys rally is being cancelled.

Warning – this could be “fake” nooze!

Photo | associatedpress.com

 

 

Filed Under: featured, satire Tagged With: booing, Donald Trump, MAGA rallies, public events. World Series, satire, UFC fight

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