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In a tweet today, Donald Trump defended his claim the U.S. is building a wall along Colorado’s southern border:
I was perfectly correct in talking about building a wall in Colorado. What does Colorado border? Mexico! Yes some call it New Mexico … New Mexico, Old Mexico, what’s the difference?
Trump even presented a “map” to support his claim.
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Resorting to his most tried-and-true tactic, Donald Trump has threatened to sue the framers of the United States Constitution. Citing how unfair and restrictive the document is to his presidency, Trump is seriously looking into a “very big” lawsuit against the legends of American history.
“I’m going against the whole lot of them,” said an angry Trump. “Washington, Hamilton, Franklin, Adams, Jefferson Jay and Madison.”
According to sources, Trump is upset how those American patriots and visionaries have hamstrung his presidency at almost every turn with their “phony constitution.” Asked Trump, “What good is being president if I can’t do whatever I want to do?”
“The president’s first instinct on these types of things is very often: Sue, sue, sue, and then sue some more,” said a close confidant of the Suer-in-Chief.
Trump’s personal attorneys, Jay Sekulow and Rudy Giuliani, have not informed Trump that it is not possible to bring a lawsuit against people who have been dead for over 200 years.
“I learned long ago never to question the wisdom of perhaps the most brilliant president in American history,” said Giuliani with a straight face. “The man usually gets what he wants.”
While seemingly incredible, it is being reported that Trump has consulted with the former slave and famed American intellectual, Frederick Douglass, in his pursuit of legal action against the authors of the Constitution.
“Frederick Douglass is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job and is getting recognized more and more, I notice,” said Trump.
Whether or not Trump actually follows through with his threat of legal action remains to be seen. If history is any guide, Trump’s threats to sue will amount to nothing more than a way to intimidate his enemies … dead or alive.
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It has been reported that Donald Trump is a “short sleeper.” Last year, his personal physician at the time, Navy doctor Ronny Jackson, revealed Trump sleeps “four to five hours a night.”
What amazes me most about Trump’s minimal amount of shut-eye is that he’s able to get any sleep at all!
With all the havoc he has unleashed on the world … the needless human suffering and yes, even death, how does he get his brain to shut off at night so he can get his forty winks?
The thought came to mind after reading comments made by Capt. Alan Kennedy of the Colorado Army National Guard.
The man who served alongside Kurdish forces in Syria recently talked about the disastrous decision made by Trump concerning American forces in the region.
In a video by the New York Times, Kennedy blasted Trump’s decision to withdraw troops from northern Syria, which paved the way for a Turkish attack against the Kurds, who were allied with America in the fight against the Islamic State.
“Weeks ago, our commander in chief announced he was pulling our last troops out of the region. Ever since, I haven’t been able to sleep at night,” Kennedy said.
“Our complete withdrawal from Syria is unstrategic, immoral, and ultimately un-American,” he added.
Yet it appears that the mastermind behind the now unfolding humanitarian disaster in Syria still sleeps like a baby.
So how does he do it? How does Trump keep all those negative thoughts from bubbling to the fore when his head hits the pillow at night? The answer is as simple as it is obvious … he never has negative thoughts!
For a man who has no sense of compassion or empathy is it really such a big deal that some dark-skinned people are getting killed as a result of his decision in Syria? What is Syria anyway but a land of sand and fighting factions that have been going at it for centuries? I’m betting Trump would lump Syria along with all the other “sh*thole countries” he has talked about.
Some have said Trump does not a human bone in his body. But is Trump really human? In a perverse way, the man with the most inflated sense of self worth likely thinks he is the God many of his worshippers believe him to be.
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The presidential turkey pardon is a White House tradition dating back to 1963. While some historians have claimed it was President Lincoln’s 1863 clemency to a turkey, recorded in a 1865 dispatch by White House reporter, Noah Brooks, that originated the ceremony, most agree it was JFK who popularized the ritual as we know it today.
A White House source has revealed that when Donald Trump was reminded of this year’s turkey pardon, he mistakenly got on the phone with Turkey’s president, Recep Tayyip Erdoğan, who took Trump’s message as a green light to invade Syria.
Upon learning of the error, White House aides brought the snafu to Trump’s attention, only to be rebuffed by the commander in chief.
“Turkey is a beautiful country and they have every right to exist and do whatever they want,” said a proud and defiant Trump.
When administration officials informed Erdoğan of the embarrassing mix-up, he replied, “Sorry, no backsies.”
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The man who was been described as the least religious person ever to occupy the White House is turning to God for solace during the most difficult stretch of his presidency.
Yes, this is the same man who spoke of “Two Corinthians.” He is the same person who, when asked if he’s ever asked God for forgivingness, answered, “I don’t think so.” He is the same individual who could not name one verse from his favorite book, the Bible.
Many are cynically claiming Trump’s turn to religion is just a ploy to shore up his evangelical base. But some White House aides are saying Trump has truly found faith. One aide has actually verified she heard Trump declare, “Jesus is my personal Lord and Savior.”
To prove Trump’s transformation is real, the aide said Trump recenlty contacted Cardinal Timothy Dolan, Archbishop at New York’s St. Patrick’s Cathedral, to schedule a confession (Yes, confession is a sacrament open to non-Catholics).
The Archbishop has confirmed he has blocked off next week to accommodate Trump’s confessional.
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It is becoming more and more apparent … Don the Con will soon have no choice but to fold his tent, pack his snake oil, and skip town. It may take a “Come to Jesus” moment as experienced by another president to face impeachment, Richard Nixon, but it is coming. And as was the case with Tricky Dick, before articles of impeachment are actually voted on, a group of august, elder party leaders will tell Trump his time is up.
It goes without saying that Trump’s farewell announcement will be made via his favorite communications device … his smartphone. It also stands to reason that Trump will do all he can to spin his resignation into a positive.
Trump’s tweet may go something like this:
I, Donald J. Trump, am hereby leaving office. Unlike what the haters want you to think, I AM NOT RESIGNING. No one is forcing me out, I’m leaving of my own free will. After Making America Great Again … accomplishing all the great things I said I would (the military, massive taxes, ISIS, crime, borders, Supreme Court, judges, Second Amendment, lowest unemployed, greatest stock market in the history of the world!) I feel it is time for me to turn over the reigns to my most able VP, Mike Pence. Look for my new cable network …TrumpTV …coming soon. USA! USA! USA!
As sure as Trump is the greatest con man of all time, once he gets the right deal that protects his ass and assets, he’s outta there!
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As any parent who has been on a long car trip with small children will tell you, kids can get very impatient. “Daddy, are we there yet?” is the dreaded refrain of every kid anxious to get to the promised destination.
With the current occupant of the White House, I want to know when are we going to hit bottom in this seemingly endless nightmare called the Trump presidency? It appears every time I’ve predicted we’ve reached rock bottom, Trump picks up his shovel and digs an even deeper hole.
Can you get any lower than the commander-in-chief of the United States armed forces giving the go ahead to another nation to attack one of our allies? In this case it’s the Kurds in Syria who fought alongside American troops to defeat ISIS forces in that war torn country. Heck they actually led the fight on ISIS strongholds across Syria, suffering over 10,000 casualties!
Of course, if you’ve been paying any attention to the actions of the loathsome maniac currently occupying the most powerful office on earth, the answer to my question is a resounding, “HELL YES!”
What’s to stop the clearly deranged Trump from ordering a nuclear strike against Iran?
A Harvard psychologist, Daniel Gilbert, recently questioned Trump’s mental health after he claimed to have “great and unmatched wisdom” and threatened to destroy Turkey’s economy.
“Am I the only psychologist who finds this claim and this threat truly alarming? Wouldn’t these normally trigger a mental health hold? Right and Left must set aside politics and agree that there is a serious problem here,” Gilbert wrote on Twitter.
During one of the Democratic presidential debates, then candidate Jay Inslee called Donald Trump, “The biggest threat to the security of the United States … No question about it.”
As we are now seeing with Trump’s green lighting of the Turks to invade Syrian territory currently held by our ally, the Kurds, Trump is the greatest threat to the security of the entire world.
It is good to see that even some of Trump’s staunchest acolytes are criticizing his “decision” on Syria. Yet they remain far removed from calling for Trump’s impeachment and ouster. I’m talking to you, Miss Lindsey.
So how low can Trump go before he hits bottom? It’s the same answer to your kids’ question about arriving at your destination … “We’ll get there when we get there!”
Yes, Trump will eventually reach the absolute bottom, but don’t be surprised as to how much more damage to our country, and the world, we may have to endure.
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As perhaps the greatest reality TV show comes to an end, sources close to Donald Trump say he has selected the Frank Sinatra hit, My Way, as his departure song as he boards Air Force One on his flight to his new home in Moscow.
Of course, Trump’s favorite writer, Stephen Miller, made slight adjustments to the lyrics:
And now, the end is here
And so I face the final curtain
My friends just have no fear
You’ll still have me near, of that I’m certain
I’ve lived a life of bull
Of scams I am the greatest gourmet
But more, much more than this
I did it my way
Regrets, I don’t have any
That kinda stuff is just for losers
I’ll sue you for a penny
Even if you’re the smallest accuser
I never planned what I would do
Trusted my gut along the byway
Of course I know you knew
I did it my way
Yes, there were times, but very few
When I bit off more than I could chew
But through it all I held my nose
And came out smelling like a rose
I faced it all and had a ball
I did it my way
I’ve never loved or laughed or cried
I’m not a sniveling weakling
Never content to just get by and by
You could say I did my own thing
To think I did all that
And may I say – never in a shy way
Oh no, oh no, not me
I did it my way
For what other man could do what I did
Who never ran or fled or hid
From TV studio to the Oval Office
You could say I was the bossest
The record shows I inflicted blows
And did it my way
Yes, it was my way
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Donald Trump is trapped. For perhaps the first time in his life, he is being overtaken by events.
Facing likely impeachment by the House, what will he do?
Someone who knows him well, Barbara Res, a former vice president of the Trump Organization, believes Trump will quit or make a deal rather than get impeached.
“I think he does a lot to save face,” she explained on CNN’s Reliable Sources. “I could give you examples, but we don’t have time. But there are some things he can’t control. We’re now at the point where he can’t control this, he can’t do anything about this.”
“It would be very, very bad for him to be impeached,” she continued. “I don’t know that he would be found guilty, but I don’t think he wants to be impeached. I think that’s what this panic is about. My gut tells me he’ll leave office, resign, or make a deal, depending on what comes out.”
If Ms. Res is correct, it would appear the cornered Trump is left with three choices. Will he pick door number one, door number two or door number three?
Door Number One – Trump resigns and makes the best deal possible before the House issues articles of impeachment against him.
Door Number Two – Trump resigns and makes the best deal possible after the House issues articles of impeachment against him.
Door Number Three – Trump sells all his U.S. assets and boards an Aeroflot flight, along with his family, to Moscow.
People who know Donald Trump very well will tell you he is far from the brave fighter his ardent supporters think him to be.
I’m betting on Door Number Three. Donald Trump will do what is in the best interests of Donald Trump’s ass and assets … flee the scene of the crime before he is forced to face the music.
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Rudy Giuliani may not be very popular with a lot of folks, but when it comes to kids and Halloween, he’s a winner. His scary mask is the best-selling mask for this year’s ghoulish holiday.
Some parents are resisting their kids’ pleas to buy the mask, however. They say it’s downright too horrifying, too creepy, for them!
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