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For Republican Leaders, It‘s Time To Put Up Or Shut Up

May 10, 2017 By John DeProspo 5 Comments

It didn’t take long. What people feared most about Donald Trump … his autocratic tendencies, his disdain and total lack of understanding of the Constitution, his disregard for the rule of law … has finally come to fruition.

People are comparing Trump’s firing of FBI director, James Comey, to Richard Nixon’s sacking of Archibald Cox, the Watergate special prosecutor.

Trump’s firing of Comey, while the FBI is in the midst of a counter-intelligence investigation into whether Trump or any of his associates cooperated with Russia during the 2016 election, is much worse.

Trump’s action is not meant to stifle an investigation into a president’s personal wrongdoing and cover-up, ala Nixon, but a probe into whether a band of Trump associates, during the campaign, colluded with a foreign government to influence the outcome of the presidential election.

Could there be a greater scandal than the possible subversion of our democracy by a foreign enemy … with Trump and associates as willing accomplices?

While Trump’s latest assault on an independent FBI has lead nearly all Democrats to call for a special prosecutor, or independent committee, to investigate “Russiagate,” only a handful of Republicans have joined the chorus.

One such Republican is John McCain.

“I have long called for a special congressional committee to investigate Russia’s interference in the 2016 election. The president’s decision to remove the FBI Director only confirms the need and the urgency of such a committee,” said McCain.

But for all his criticism of Donald Trump and his style of governing, the former “maverick” has gone along with Trump’s agenda. Yes, he has criticized some of Trump’s actions but when it has actually mattered, he has dutifully fallen in line.

For a small group of Republican senators, will it finally be country over party? Or will it be business as usual, allowing the most corrupt administration in recent history to continue to wreak havoc on our democracy?

It is time for moderate Republicans  such as Sen. Lisa Murkowski (R-AK), Susan Collins (R-ME), Jeff Flake (R-AZ), Lamar Alexander (R-TN), Ben Sasse (R-NE), Lindsey Graham (R-SC) and John McCain (R-AZ to show themselves as the true patriots they claim to be. Talk is cheap. Action is what counts.

The fate of a nation may hang in the balance.

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If Jesus Were A Republican …

May 7, 2017 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

Republican Jesus is believed to have been the inspiration for Ronald Reagan’s “Trust but verify.”

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Trump Delivers On Job Creation … For Lawyers!

May 6, 2017 By John DeProspo 4 Comments

Talk with any lawyer and you’ll hear the same thing …. business is booming. Donald Trump promised to create jobs like no other president before him and, for a small segment of the American workforce, he has delivered. President Trump is making many members of the legal profession very happy and wealthy.

According to the Boston Globe, President Donald Trump has been sued 134 times in federal court since taking office. To put that in perspective, Trump has been sued more than Obama, Bush and Clinton combined since assuming the presidency.

That is an average of more than one suit per day for a president just ending his honeymoon period!

But this comes as no surprise.

Donald Trump had been involved in more than 3500 legal cases, either as a defendant or plaintiff, before setting foot in the Oval Office.

Of course when Trump promised to be the “greatest jobs producer that God has ever created,” he was not necessarily referring to professionals … more likely coal miners and factory workers.

The increased workload for lawyers is being dubbed the “Trump Effect” and it’s not just being felt in the federal courts. Legal observers are noticing a distinct increase in all types of lawsuits in state courts … contracts, personal injury, and family law, just to name a few.

The belief is that Americans have turned into a more litigious bunch ever since Trump made his way down the escalator at Trump Tower, nearly two years ago, to announce his run for office.

The man who is famous for tweeting “see you in court” has inspired a whole new generation of sue-happy individuals.

Courts throughout the country are seeing an increase in litigation not only among adversaries, but also among friends and family members. The days of handling a dispute over your kid “accidently” throwing a ball into a neighbor’s yard are no longer resolved through civil discussion … but in civil court.

Asked to comment on this new phenomenon, the dean of one middling New York law school stated they are being forced to raise tuition costs to discourage candidates due to a threefold increase in applications!

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Caution –parts of this article may be fake! Psst … bottom half.

 

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Hail House Republicans … Obamacare Finally Dead!

May 4, 2017 By John DeProspo 4 Comments

Ding-dong the witch is dead. Which old witch? The wicked witch, Obamacare.

Let the celebrations begin! After many false starts, House Republicans finally were able to put together enough votes to throw the proverbial bucket of water on that nasty old Obamacare.

Let Trump voters cheer the death of one of the most hated, demonized laws ever enacted. You know, the one with the black dude’s name attached to it. Let the “so-called” president tweet to his heart’s content about such a monumental victory.

But wait a minute. The bill Republicans passed today to replace Obamacare, the American Health Care Act, is not law … and will never be law.

The chances of this cruel, costly legislation ever being signed into law, in its present form, are just about nil. The Senate would have to come up with divine inspiration, or an assist from David Copperfield, to salvage this piece of excrement.

So why would House Republicans rush to pass bad legislation that isn’t healthcare reform at all but just a huge tax giveaway to the ultra rich?

It seems Trump, more than anyone else, was eager for a win. It didn’t matter what was in the health bill or how it would adversely affect many Americans, especially Trump voters. The bill passed and that’s all that matters! Celebrate good times, come on!

Ironically, before President Obama signed Obamacare into law in 2010, the Republicans tried scaring the American public with talk of “death panels.” They were warned the law created bureaucrats ready and willing to pull the plug on old granny. Of course this was shear nonsense hatched in the vacuous brain of former half-governor Sarah Palin.

But by voting to repeal and replace Obamacare with legislation that has been described as “morally reprehensible,” House Republicans have created real death panels for themselves … American voters.

Nate Silver of FiveThirtyEight.com writes:

The biggest effects of the bill will be on the millions of additional Americans who would go without health insurance if a similar bill is passed by the Senate. But it could also endanger the job prospects of the Republican members of Congress who voted for it and make a Democratic takeover of the House substantially more likely in 2018.

Okay, House Republicans were doomed no matter what they did … if they did nothing, after so many promises to repeal and replace, or voted for this absolute shiny piece of Trump turd.

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Trump Picks Anti-Contraceptive Zealot To Head Family Planning Program

May 2, 2017 By John DeProspo 4 Comments

In another place and time, news like this would be satire.

But in the age of Trump, anything is possible and the most absurd possibility is usually the most likely.

Trump’s pick to oversee the federal family planning program for low-income Americans is Teresa Manning. This is the woman who has said she opposes federal spending on family planning and has a long history of making false claims about women’s health issues.

She has been quoted as saying “contraception doesn’t work” and has referred to abortion as “legalized crime.”

Funny, right?

But is this any funnier, or more absurd, than Trump naming Rick Perry head of the Department of Energy? If you recall, during a Republican presidential debate in 2011, Perry tried to name three cabinet-level departments he would eliminate if he were elected. He successfully remembered the names of the first two (Commerce and Education) but forgot the third … the Department of Energy! Oops!

Trump seems to have a penchant for naming people to head departments they either have no experience with or are opposed to … or both. Just look at Tom Price, Health and Human Services; Betsy DeVos, Education; Scott Pruitt, Environmental Protection. All foxes hired to guard the henhouse.

Donald Trump is trying to make George Orwell, the author of the satirical classic Animal Farm, a prophet. Remember it was Orwell’s Ministry of Truth tasked with rewriting and distorting history. By appointing people to run the very agencies they are opposed to or are otherwise incompetent to lead, Trump is giving real meaning to the old Republican line that government does not work.

Ronald Reagan famously said the government is not the solution but the problem. Republicans since Saint Ronnie have done almost everything within their power to prove it.

Satire is “the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.”

In 1882, the German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche said, “God is dead.”

In 2017, thanks to Donald Trump, add satire to the list of obituaries.

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Trump Admits Missing Old Life … But Regrets?

May 1, 2017 By John DeProspo 6 Comments

In a Reuters interview last Saturday conducted in the Oval Office, President Donald Trump let his guard down and made some revealing statements.

“I loved my previous life. I had so many things going,” Trump said. “This is more work than in my previous life. I thought it would be easier.”

Before becoming president, Trump was able to golf three times a week. Now with the awesome responsibilities that come with being the leader of the free world, he is down to only two rounds … on weekends.

Instead of being the star of his own reality show, he now must share the spotlight with a co-star, Mike Pence, and a cast of untalented bit players.

Instead of being able to step out on the town and force himself on any woman of his choosing, he is hemmed in, round the clock, by the Secret Service.

Instead of pretending to work, he is now actually expected to do so on behalf of the American people.

Asked how he would feel if the several investigations into his ties with Russia forced him out of office or resulted in impeachment, the president broke into song …

And now, the end seems near

   We may be facing another Iron Curtain

My friend, I’ll say it clear

   I’ll state my case, of which I’m certain

I’ve lived the life of a con

   I’ve traveled each and every highway

But more, much more than this

   I did it my way

Regrets, I have not one

   At least not any I care to mention

I did what I had to do

   And saw it through without exemption

I never planned a goddamn thing

   Seems I got swept into office one day

But, oh, I’ve had a big, beautiful ride

   I did it my way

If it’s any consolation, Trump’s admission that he misses his old life has struck a sympathetic chord with a majority of Americans. Through their actions (daily marches), they have made it clear they’d be perfectly content if Trump were to choose to go back to his previous life and leave the running of the country to grownups.

Caution – this article may contain fake news!

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Trump Administration Milestone … In Only 100 Days

April 29, 2017 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

With all the fuss about how to categorize Donald Trump’s first 100 days in office, one thing seems certain. With little over three months in power, the Trump administration is already on track to be the most brazenly dishonest and corrupt in U.S. history.

Of course Trump campaigned as a populist. He was the only non-politician who could “drain the swamp,” otherwise known as Washington D.C. He was going to stop the endless “pay for play.” He was going to operate the most transparent administration in history. He promised to level with the American people.

But with each passing day in office, Trump showed his campaign promises were just ruses to attract angry Americans rightfully fed up with government corruption. Hillary was a crook. He was the billionaire who could not be bought. Remember?

Candidate Donald Trump promised to release his tax returns once in office. A few days ago, his Treasury Secretary, Steven Mnuchin, told a room of reporters Trump has “no intention” of releasing his returns. So much for transparency!

Whether it’s vacationing at his own properties or subtly promoting his brand, the 45th president of the United States seems very comfortable enriching himself, his associates and family … in board daylight.

“I’m at a loss,” said Robert Maguire, an investigator with the Center for Responsive Politics, a group that advocates for more transparency in government and campaigns. “This idea that the presidency is something to enrich your private interest to the extent he’s doing, not by going on the speaking tour or getting a big book deal after he leaves office, but while he’s in office, sort of milking the office for all it’s worth ― it’s tacky.”

Ask a Trump supporter about the many apparent conflicts of interest surrounding the president’s affairs and they just shrug. Is there any reason why Trump should be concerned about his profiting from the presidency? No. Not when there is a Republican congress that happily turns a blind eye.

In a just released report,  NBC News informs that despite all the claims from Trump and Mike Pence that they had no idea disgraced former National Security Adviser Michael Flynn had accepted payments from a foreign government, this was a lie. NBC News has learned from sources close to the Trump-Russia investigation that both the Trump transition and the White House did do a background check on Flynn.

It’s just another example of the Trump Administration’s crookedness. They vetted Flynn, found dirt but hired him anyway… then lied about it.

With Trump, the level of corruption is unparalleled.

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Donald Trump’s Top 10 Greatest Lies

April 27, 2017 By John DeProspo 6 Comments

The man called a “pathological liar” by a member of his own party is at it again.

If you recall, Ted Cruz, in an epic rant during the primary season, said this about his fellow Republican:

“I’m going to do something I haven’t done the entire campaign. I’m going to tell you what I really think of Donald Trump. This man is a pathological liar. He doesn’t know the difference between truth and lies. He lies practically every word that comes out of his mouth. And in a pattern that I think is straight out of a psychology text book, his response is to accuse everybody else of lying.”

Trump’s latest lie involves tax “reform.” Candidate Trump said he believed in raising taxes for the wealthy, including himself. However, his tax proposal, revealed yesterday by Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin, would do the exact opposite. It is a giant tax giveaway to corporations and billionaires.

As dishonest as this is, it does not even make our list of the “Top 10” Trump greatest lies. Here are the falsehoods that broke through to make the shameful list:

  1. Repeal and replace Obamacare on day one
  2. Secret plan to defeat ISIS in 30 days
  3. Obama wiretapped his Trump Tower office
  4. Mexico will pay for the big, beautiful wall
  5. Drain the swamp (Washington D.C.)
  6. Massive voter fraud
  7. Biggest inauguration crowd in history
  8. NSA and FBI told Congress Russia did not influence 2016 election
  9. Won the most Electoral College votes since Ronald Reagan
  10. Only deport “bad hombres”

Of course there are many other lies that emanated from Trump’s mouth starting the day he first announced his presidential bid. Remember Mexico is sending us its criminals, rapists and drug dealers?

As we near the end of Trump’s first 100 days in office, click here for a list of Trump’s first 100 lies as compiled by the Huffington Post (and it only took 36 days!)

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How To Stump A Trump Supporter

April 25, 2017 By John DeProspo 4 Comments

One of the most absurd talking points coursing through right wing media is the claim that Donald Trump has done more in his (fill-in-the-blank) days in office than President Obama did in his two terms. Attack a Trump sycophant and you’re likely to hear this meme.

A surefire way to counter this lie and throw the Trump devotee off his or her game is to ask this simple question … “Name one thing Trump has done, so far, that has helped or improved the life of your average Joe.”

Wait for it. Wait for it.

After lots of head scratching, the Trump supporter may come up with this gem … “He appointed a conservative judge who doesn’t make law but follows the Constitution.”

Of course, Donald Trump had nothing to do with getting Neil Gorsuch on the bench other than to pick his name from a list of potential nominees given him. And the only reason he is a Supreme Court justice is that Senate Republicans changed a long-standing rule on how Supreme Court justices are confirmed.

No, this was not a legislative achievement. More like changing rules in the middle of the game to secure a victory.

Trump’s one attempt at making law was his push to replace Obamacare with Trumpcare. We all know how that turned out! The proposed legislation went down in flames at the hands of his own party.

In a very real way, the defeat of Trump’s healthcare law was a win for the average Joe. Not only did millions of Americans (many Trump voters) get to keep their Obamacare, but insurance premiums did not skyrocket for many middle and low income Americans who would have been most affected by Trumpcare.

As Trump approaches his first 100 days in office, many disillusioned Trump supporters are starting to realize that less from Trump may actually be more.

Perhaps this is the reason why many Americans are not upset seeing their president spend so much time golfing at his Florida resort … as opposed to “working hard” behind his desk in the Oval Office.

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Trump Asks For Extension On “100 Day Plan”

April 22, 2017 By John DeProspo 6 Comments

Like the laggard who won’t be able to get his term paper in on time, President Trump is asking the American people for extra time to complete his promised “100 Day Plan.”

Less than three weeks before the presidential election, candidate Donald Trump made a pact with the American voter, laying out his priorities for his first 100 days in office.

“On Nov. 8th, Americans will be voting for this 100-day plan to restore prosperity to our country, secure our communities and honesty to our government. This is my pledge to you,” Trump vowed in Gettysburg. Pennsylvania.

A rather ambitious plan for the reality TV star and self-described billionaire, don’t you think?

But as his 100th day in office is fast closing in, Trump must be wondering where did the time go? His one and only attempt to live up to a campaign promise … to repeal and replace Obamacare … ended in humiliating failure.

Some pundits are wondering how much more our goof-off president could have accomplished if he had spent more time working in the Oval Office and less time working on his golf game.

Since taking office on Jan. 20, 2017, Trump has reportedly been on the grounds of his golf courses 19 times since becoming President (as of April 16). According to Politifact, compared to Obama’s similar time in office, the scorecard reads Trump 14, Obama 0.

As the new president has come to realize (“it’s not so easy”), running a country is much harder than hosting a TV show.

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