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Mr. Trump, We Need A Break … Really

February 12, 2017 By John DeProspo 4 Comments

Sir, since being sworn in on January 20, not a day has gone by without you monopolizing the news cycle. Whether it’s coverage of another rushed executive order or a vengeful tweet, we are heading for Trump burnout fast.

Don’t get us wrong. We are enjoying your performance with all its twists and turns. But could you not be in our faces every minute of every day?

TV shows have commercial breaks and long movies have intermissions. We really need a chance to catch our collective breath and the time to absorb what you’re presenting us.

May I make a suggestion? Could you turn your daily soap opera into a weekly drama? There is no way we can put up with a daily Trump show for four straight years. You’ve heard of audience fatigue, right?

Or is there a reason why you want to dominate the news so much? Is there a rationale why everything you do seems so rushed and not very well thought-out? Is it that you feel time is not on your side?

If that is the case, your hogging the news is understandable.

Yes, only three weeks into your presidency there already is talk of impeachment. Gambling houses all over the world are taking action on whether you will resign or be impeached before the end of your term.

Ladbrokes, the British oddsmaker, has your chances of leaving office by way of resignation or impeachment and removal at just 11-to-10, or just a little worse than even money. The odds of you being impeached this year in the House of Representatives are only 4-to-1, according to the Irish bookmaker Paddy Power.

Whatever it is that’s motivating you to make news on a daily basis, we want to make a deal with you. We know you like deals. If you feel you’ll survive your four years in office because Congressional Republicans wouldn’t dare get rid of you, slow down a bit. Don’t feel as if you have to shock us on a regular basis. We will still care about what you do or say even if other people share the limelight.

But if you believe your days are numbered, then go ahead and do as much as you can while in power. Just one little request … please keep us from World War III.

Photo |  REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque

 

 

 

 

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Trump A Godsend For The Legal Profession

February 8, 2017 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

Candidate Donald Trump promised jobs for the American people. “I’ll be the greatest president for jobs that God ever created,” said Trump on the campaign trail. And in a small way, he has already delivered on that promise. President Trump has created a ton of work for lawyers.

Trump’s controversial, thinly disguised Muslin travel ban has not only kept immigration lawyers busy, but he has also given lawyers practicing in the federal courts a shot in the arm.

NBC reports that Trump has been named in over 50 lawsuits, since the inauguration. That’s over 50 lawsuits in two weeks. To put that in context:

Since being sworn in Jan. 20, Trump has been named in 52 federal cases in 17 different states, according to the Administrative Office of the United States Courts. Comparatively, Barack Obama was named in three and George W. Bush and Bill Clinton were each named in four cases between Jan. 20 and Feb. 1.

And it does not appear this trend will be ending any time soon. Legal analysts are already predicting Trump’s White House stint will go down as the most litigated presidency of all time.

Of course, Trump has been kind to lawyers ever since he got into real estate development. According to USA Today, during Trump’s decades-long business career, he has been named in more than 4,000 suits, either as a plaintiff or defendant, in everything from fraud claims and contract disputes to defamation cases.

Talk about job creation!

For years, there has been talk of America being a nation of too many lawyers. The storyline has revolved around too many law students and too few legal jobs. This lawyer glut, we’ve been told, is causing heavily indebted graduates to work non-legal, sometimes menial,  jobs. Thanks to the new president, that may all be changing.

No one is sure if Trump will make good on his promise to bring back manufacturing jobs. There is serious doubt coal mining work will be returning any time soon. Some blue-collar workers are even starting to believe they’ve been duped by the man they thought would save them.

While it remains uncertain for the country as a whole, Trump is well on his way to making the legal profession great again.

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Trump And The Presidential “Quickie”

February 6, 2017 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

Our new president promised to come out of the gate running and he has not disappointed … 22 executive orders in only his first two weeks in office.

Funny, but it wasn’t that long ago Republicans cried foul when President Obama resorted to the presidential prerogative at the start of his presidency.

“It is unilateral, overreaching and unconstitutional,” wrote Utah Republican Jason Chaffetz. “Left unchecked, it is behavior that undermines, and will ultimately erode, the foundation of our democracy and our freedom.”

The problem Trump and his administration have encountered, and the lesson they have hopefully learned, is that when you act quickly you tend to make mistakes.

Many of Trump’s executive orders have been poorly thought-out, poorly written and poorly executed.

Nothing exemplifies this better than Trump’s executive order on immigration.

President Trump issued his poorly-cloked Muslim travel ban to take effect immediately without preparing those who would have to execute it. This led to confusion and needless detainments at airports across the country as Homeland Security tried to sort things out (who was banned and who wasn’t).

Now, Trump’s travel ban is rightfully and predictably being challenged in federal court on constitutional grounds.

It seems Trump is simply checking off his campaign promises without any regard to the consequences. It’s an unnecessary and dangerous “damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!” mindset.

“A businessman with no experience in public office,” today writes New York Times reporter Peter Baker, “Mr. Trump has shown in his administration’s opening days that he favors an action-oriented approach with little regard for the two other branches of government.”

Good governance requires reflection and planning …. something akin to the governing style of the last occupant of the Oval Office.

Trump and his administration must learn that governing in these polarized times calls for a commitment to inclusion, transparency and deliberation.

Mr. President, just because you promised your base something in October doesn’t mean you have to shove it down the nation’s throat as soon as you get the chance.

The country needs a thoughtful leader with a “slow hand.” For the sake of the nation, sir, no more quickies please.

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The Re-United States of America

February 6, 2017 By John DeProspo 4 Comments

Guest post courtesy of David Dutkowski:

Given the Trump Administration’s expressed desire to govern without checks and without balance, there’s only one thing to do. Give them Washington D.C. to rule as they wish and let the rest of the nation withdraw and reunite as a new country: “The Re-United States of America” (RSA).

The advantages of this are overwhelming for both the Administration and the rest of the nation.

The first advantage for the Trump Administration is that a smaller area is easier to occupy. A wall (a really, really great wall) can more easily be built around a city than across a long national border. And it’s a pretty good bet that Trump really will be able to get the neighboring country to “pay for that wall!”. It will be worth it!

They can have all the buildings and monuments that formerly symbolized our Democracy, Steadfastness, and Freedom, and repurpose them as they see fit. The Washington Monument can become the “Trump Monument”, although I don’t see how he’s going to get those big Trump letters to fit across such a skinny peak. The Lincoln Memorial can likewise become the Trump Memorial, switching out Lincoln’s head and hands for Trump’s. As a tribute to Steve Bannon, the “White” House can remain as is.

They can make their own rules and not have to worry about inconveniences such as States having to ratify or consent to them. They can appoint not just one, not just two, but all nine Supreme Court Justices. And as far as I’m concerned, they can have both Houses of Congress thrown in on the deal.

The advantages for the “Re-United States of America” are also compelling.

We can keep the old Constitution since the Administration obviously has no use for it. We can have a new fiscal start, since our old obligations will remain in Washington. Trump is used to being in a huge amount of debt, so this shouldn’t be a problem for him…

Also, there are no nukes in Washington D.C. Trump can have his finger on the button and it won’t matter to the rest of us at all.

By getting a fresh start and having seen what happens when we veer off course, we should be able to establish new policies, energy, and direction to get America back on track again.

Unfortunately, this means that the States will all have to secede from the old nation. The good news is that California already has this process started, and the Southern States are already experienced in this matter. The rest of us will have to catch up.

With such a huge, really huge wall, they will be able to control their borders and keep out those refugees whose suffering inconveniences them so. There will be no more of those nasty women’s marches on D.C. either when there’s a wall that keeps them from getting in.

The wall should be built with doors that easily let people out. That way, residents who want to flee the swamp can freely do so. The “The Re-United States of America” will recognize them as the refugees that they are and will welcome them with open arms, freely offering Opportunity, Liberty, and Justice for All.

RSA!… RSA!… RSA!

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Sorry Mr. President, “Checks And Balances” Is Not An Accounting Term

February 4, 2017 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

It is incomprehensible, and downright scary, how Americans have elected as their president a man who knows so little about the system of government he is sworn to uphold.

America rejected being ruled by an autocrat at the moment of its founding. Instead of a supreme ruler, our Founding Fathers gave us the Supreme Court. Specifically, they gave us a Constitution that created a system of national government divided into three separate, but equal, branches: legislative, executive, and judicial.

The Constitution also created a system of “checks and balances” to ensure that no one branch of government would become too powerful.

In the landmark case of Marbury v. Madison (1803) the Supreme Court announced for the first time the principle that a court may declare an act of Congress void if it is inconsistent with the Constitution. Basically, the Court said it had the power and duty to be the final arbiter of the constitutionality of congressional legislation and executive action.

Donald Trump’s rushed executive order on immigration was not only poorly thought out and badly executed, it was universally deemed to be unconstitutional by people who know about these things … constitutional scholars.

The order, which halted refugee arrivals into the U.S. for 120 days and barred citizens of Iraq, Iran, Sudan, Libya, Somalia, Syria, and Yemen from entering the U.S. for 90 days, was sure to be challenged in court.

Yesterday, a Seattle federal judge put a nationwide block on Trump’s order. When a judge issues a temporary restraining order, it is because he believes the side challenging the order is likely to succeed on constitutional grounds and immediate action is needed so as to prevent those affected by the order from suffering “irreparable injury.”

Instead of President Trump saying his administration would appeal the judge’s decision, our new wannabe tsar took to Twitter to mock the judge:

The opinion of this so-called judge, which essentially takes law-enforcement away from our country, is ridiculous and will be overturned!

It is one thing for a presidential candidate to disrespect a judge, as Trump did during his campaign, but the President of the United States?

Trump continues to prove he knows nothing about our system of government. We are not a nation ruled by men but by laws. His personal attack on a federal judge and broader disrespect for an independent judiciary, is not only unpresidential but unprecedented and unforgivable.

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So How Did That “Bernie or Bust” Thing Work Out For Ya?

February 3, 2017 By John DeProspo 4 Comments

You were warned. You were urged. You were implored to do the right thing by your hero. But you wouldn’t listen. You just couldn’t overcome your distaste for Hillary Clinton and the DNC.

No, you felt evil Debbie Wasserman Shultz and the biased Democratic National Committee needed to be punished for having favored Hillary Clinton over Bernie Sanders in the Democratic primary. Those leaked DNC emails, courtesy of WikiLeaks and Russian Czar Vladimir Putin, got you so riled up you swore to vote for anyone but Trump’s “Crooked Hillary.”

So you decided to give your vote to a candidate who could not win (Stein, Johnson). Some of you gave your protest vote to Trump, believing he also was incapable of winning. Some of you even voted for Trump just to shake things up! And a good many of you simply decided to sit out the election altogether.

We will never know for sure if your actions (inactions) gave us President Trump. But your movement certainly didn’t help. One analysis of the 3rd Party vote concluded that if Hillary had received half of the Libertarian vote and half of the Green Party vote in 3 of the key swing states, we’d be celebrating the first woman president.

Many of you said you were disgusted having to choose between the figurative “lesser of two evils.” And now we have real evil occupying both the White House and the halls of Congress.

As the saying goes, elections have consequences.

Trump, in just a few weeks, is making good on many of his campaign promises … mostly the dangerous and crazy ones like the Muslim ban. Unfortunately for some Trump voters, buyer’s remorse is starting to set in. Instead of “draining the swamp” in Washington D.C., the politically inexperienced narcissist has succeeded in surrounding himself with billionaires, lobbyists and crackpots.

Your wish to harm Hillary through hateful rants on social media seems to have paid off… much like the fake anti-Hillary news put out by paid Russian bloggers. Unfortunately you’ve also punished a good many Americans horrified at what a Trump presidency will bring.

But I have to believe some of you are looking at the chaos Trump is inflicting on our democracy (and the world) and, just maybe, feel a tinge of guilt. … much like those Florida Ralph Nader voters in 2000 (who also warned you!).

(AP Photo/John Minchillo)

 

 

 

 

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Game, Set, Match … Death Of American Democracy

February 1, 2017 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

It was a great run … 240 years to be exact. The unique and improbable “American experiment,” begun in 1776, has come to a disappointing end. Somewhere, the Founding Fathers are weeping.

The notion that a diverse group of people could live together in harmony, ruled by law and governed by a majority of its citizens freely electing their representatives, had its appeal. But as the nation’s founders feared, without an informed electorate, majority rule could turn into mob rule and undermine the very rule of law (Constitution) upon which the nation was based.

Once a government can pick and chose which laws to obey, the game is over. Once rules can be changed midstream to favor a certain governing faction, say sayonara. Once citizens, either through apathy, complacency or ignorance, no longer care about fair play or how its government behaves, turn out the lights, the party’s over.

Yesterday, Senate Finance Committee Chair Orrin Hatch (R-Utah) pushed forward two of President Donald Trump’s questionable cabinet picks, advancing their nominations despite a Democratic boycott.  Even though rules require at least one member of the minority party to be present for the committee to vote on the nominee, Hatch suspended the rules.

Last year, after the sudden death of Justice Antonin Scalia, President Obama nominated Merrick Garland to fill the Supreme Court vacancy. Even though Article II, Section 2 of the Constitution clearly spells out the roles the president and the Senate must play in the appointment process, Senate Republicans, led by Senators Mitch McConnell and Judiciary Committee Chair Chuck Grassley, vowed to do nothing … not to meet with any nominee, not to hold any confirmation hearings, and not to vote on any nominee.

After an anti-corruption ballot measure passed in South Dakota this past November, Republican lawmakers refused to enact the measure which instituted campaign finance, lobbying reforms, public financing for campaigns and creating the first independent ethics commission in the state’s history. The Republican governor took it upon himself to declare voters were, “hoodwinked by scam artists who grossly misrepresented these proposed measures.”

And so it goes. See a common theme here from a certain political party?

The saddest part of American democracy’s death is that it was self-inflicted. No outside power toppled our democracy. Reagan’s “Shining City on a Hill” is no more. Through their choices, the American people simply decided to pull the plug.

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The Stage Is Set For A Republican Patriot To Step Forward

January 31, 2017 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

After only one week in office, the United States is on the brink of a Constitutional crisis. Trump’s string of executive orders have been so poorly thought out, so poorly drafted and so poorly vetted that many fly in the face of existing law and the Constitution.

But in a great democracy, people have the ultimate political power. Demonstrations against Trump and his band of alt-right cohorts are now a daily occurrence. Even some Trump voters who urged he be given a chance to govern are marching.

The new President has shown his hand and it is a loser. Trump has broken the record for the amount of time it has taken for the majority of Americans to disapprove of their president.

According to a Gallup poll, it has taken just eight days for Trump to gain a majority disapproval rating, with 51 per cent of Americans saying they disapproved of the President on 28 January 2016.

Democrats, and even some Republicans, are seeing the current occupant of the Oval Office, and his “amateur hour” way of wielding power, as a national security, and global, threat.

Conservative apologist, David Brooks, writes in today’s New York Times how many Republican members of Congress have made a Faustian bargain with Donald Trump.

“They don’t particularly admire him as a man,” writes Brooks. “They don’t trust him as an administrator, they don’t agree with him on major issues, but they respect the grip he has on their voters, they hope he’ll sign their legislation and they certainly don’t want to be seen siding with the inflamed progressives or the hyperventilating media.”

Brooks goes on to excoriate Republicans for putting party ahead of country… as if this is something new!

“The deal they’ve struck with the devil comes at too high a price. It really will cost them their soul,” Brooks goes on to say.

The coward Brooks doesn’t actually come out and say this but he implies that Trump in the White House is an “existential” threat and that, for the sake of the country and the world, Trump must go.

As Republicans control all levers of power in Washington D. C., it will take a brave Republican or two to denounce what is now being called “Trumpism” … a doctrine of hate promoting extreme nationalism, anti-globalization, xenophobia, and Islamophobia.

History, no doubt,  would look favorably upon any patriotic Republican with the backbone to forcefully come out against Trump by uttering the “I” word … impeachment.

Any takers?

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Trump Bans Political Satire

January 30, 2017 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

It was only a matter of time. But, to his credit, Donald Trump waited until his second week in office before utilizing the power of the presidential pen to ban political satire.

Yes, Trump’s 135th (to date) executive order makes it illegal to poke fun at political figures, in general, and the President of the United States, in particular.

“Politics is no joking matter,” said the most thin-skinned man to occupy the Oval Office. “From here on out, we are going to treat our politics with dignity and respect.”

The new executive order is not sitting well with the nation’s top comedians and political satirists, as one would expect.

“WTF,” said Jon Stewart, former host of Comedy Central’s “The Daily Show.” “I mean WTF?”

Stephen Colbert, host of CBS’s “The Late Show,” was simply in shock.

“What am I going to do now for material?” asked Colbert. “With Trump, the jokes practically wrote themselves!”

Lorne Michaels, executive producer of SNL (Saturday Night Live), perhaps took the news the hardest, “We finally started seeing our numbers improve and now this? We were back on top.”

The Emmy Award-winning Michaels was actually telling the truth and not resorting to “alternative facts.” Thanks to Trump’s improbable presidential run, and election, SNL got back some of it’s lost mojo. It took 2016’s political chaos and spun it into TV gold. The show set record ratings numbers and won critical praise for its many Trump skits.

Jimmy Fallon, host of NBC’s “The Tonight Show,” had a more measured response.

“Yes, we had some fun at Donald Trump’s expense. I actually thought he was a fan of the show and was cool with all the good-hearted ribbing. But, as they say, all good things come to an end. We’ll survive.”

As we have seen with some of Trump’s executive orders, this one might also be subject to rescission or modification.

Trump has been quoted as saying “all publicity is good publicity; all press is good press.”

Our new president just might miss being in the comedy spotlight, even if he is being demeaned.  At least everyone is talking about you, right?

Indeed, some have said Trump’s greatest fear is to be ignored.

Caution … this might be satire

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Much Needed Open Letter To The World

January 29, 2017 By John DeProspo 4 Comments

We are living through a tragic time in American history. Sorry world, we plead temporary insanity.

Below is a “letter to the world” written by John Pavlovitz. Please read:

Dear World,

We felt we needed to say something while saying something is still allowed.

We know many of you have lived under malevolent, unhinged Dictators before, but this is new for us. For its history our nation has been led by men who, despite their varying flaws and deficiencies, some of which were quite disturbing—were by and large, normal human beings. Whatever darkness in them, they had at the very least, a baseline of humanity and decency that more often than not insured rational behavior.

This man is not normal.

He is unstable, malignant, devoid of integrity—and he does not speak for us.

Please understand that nearly three million more people voted for his opponent Hillary Clinton than for him. (Yes, we realize this is completely screwed-up). Millions more voted for other candidates, and sadly nearly 90 million of our people did not vote at all. The point is, the vast majority of Americans are not with him. He does not speak for us. His America is not our America.

Over the past week, we’ve watched long erected pillars of our Republic bulldozed in the stroke of a madman’s pen. We’ve seen the very hallmarks of who we are as a nation tossed in the garbage; the celebration of diverse coexistence, the open welcome to the oppressed, the guarantee of unalienable rights for every person, the same access to health and opportunity and safety afforded to everyone, the freedom to speak without censor or restraint. At this moment these are all in great jeopardy.

Things we took for granted in our leadership: things like goodness, wisdom, and basic truthfulness are no longer in play, and as things are eroding quickly we wanted to let you know that we’re sorry.

We’re sorry that our apathy and laziness have yielded such a reckless, impulsive, small man to steward this nation.

We’re sorry for the jagged, bitter ugliness that is characterizing us in these moments.

We’re sorry to those suffering greatly, who have braved such peril to seek refuge here and who’ve now been turned away based on the faith they profess.

We’re sorry to our Mexican neighbors who’ve been fashioned into convenient villains for erecting a grandiose, wasteful display of false protection that we do not want.

We’re sorry to Muslims everywhere who’ve been used as pawns to generate irrational fear among those already susceptible to bigotry and discrimination.

We’re sorry to the leaders of the world, who instead of being met by level-headed, measured, intelligent dialogue, are now greeted with the social media rantings of a furious child.

We’re sorry to those who now experience the Christian faith as a racist, Nationalistic bully pulpit wielded with malice toward the very diverse Humanity Jesus lived and died for.

We’re sorry to people everywhere whose lives are made more tenuous, more violent, less safe, less secure than it has been before.

We want you to know that this is not who we are. It may be who this man is. It may be who those sharing power with him are. It may even be the tens of millions who originally voted for him (though that support is vanishing quickly among those who not among the religious zealots and extremists).

But this is not America. It is not the steady, strong beacon of freedom that it was intended to be. It is not the America our people have fought and died for. It is not the one first formed in the crucible of oppression and cast into the words of our ever-disregarded Constitution.

This is not our America. Our America affirms the inherent, priceless beauty of every human being. Our America declares that no person is ascribed less value because of their skin color, religion, gender, financial means, sexual orientation, nation of origin, or any other variable. Our America is home for those seeking hope and joy and rest.

And we are going to fight for this America. Through political channels and through grassroots activism, through the use of our Press and of our personal voices, we’re going to expose this man’s incompetence, call out his heart sickness, and condemn every violent, reckless, vicious act when it does not reflect our hearts and our will. Please do your best to disregard anything that comes from his mouth or those loudly and continually parroting his propaganda. They have proven themselves mortally allergic to the truth.

And we hope that in whatever way you can, that you will stand with us. We know that we have made this mess ourselves. We understand that you have your own problems to contend with, some far more urgent and pressing than this, but we believe that we are a single community; that we are tethered together in our Humanity, that we are in real-time crafting the life our children and their children will inherit.

Dear World, we’re sorry and we hope you’ll endure these days with us.

With Despair and Hope in equal measure, in Peace and Unity with you,

The American Majority

From JohnPavlovitz.com

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