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God Bless Ruth Bader Ginsburg!

November 14, 2016 By John DeProspo 4 Comments

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Unless something dramatic happens within the coming weeks, President Donald Trump will be appointing the next Supreme Court justice. The GOP’s gamble of blocking President Obama’s constitutional right, and duty, to fill the seat of the late Antonin Scalia, vacant since February, will have paid off big time.

There is no doubt Republicans will look to nominate the most conservative justice they can find. The Court, currently split between four conservative and four liberal justices, will once again tilt rightward.

During the presidential election, Democrats tried turning the future makeup of the Supreme Court into a major campaign issue. The warnings could not have been any direr. The next president, voters were told, could nominate 1-3 new justices. If those justices were all in the mold of Antonin Scalia, the Supreme Court could stay firmly conservative for decades.

Yes, things look bad for all those who had hoped for a President Clinton and the appointment of liberal justices to the High Court. But all is not as bad as it seems.

President Trump might only appoint one new justice.

The oldest Supreme Court justice is Ruth Bader Ginsburg at 83 years of age. She is followed by Justice Anthony Kennedy, at 80, and Justice Stephen Breyer, at 78.

As the most senior jurist, many liberals had hoped Ruth Bader Ginsburg would step down during Obama’s presidency in order for him to appoint a like-minded liberal justice. But the woman otherwise known as “The Notorious RBG” was having none of it.

Not a big fan of Donald Trump, it’s a safe bet her resolve to remain on the bench has only stiffened. Not that she has expressed thoughts of retiring anytime soon.

“I will retire when it’s time,” the feisty 83 year-old has said. “And, when is it time? When I can’t do the job full-steam.”

Looking at averages, the last 10 justices to depart the Supreme Court had an average age of nearly 80, though John Paul Stevens skewed this average upward when he stepped down in 2010 at the ripe old age of 90.

But looking at, and listening to, the liberal icon, there is nothing average about Ruth Bader Ginsburg. There is little reason to believe her retirement will take place before the next Democratic president sits in the Oval Office… if then!

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No, Don’t Blame Trump On Comey … You Can Thank Debbie For This Disaster

November 12, 2016 By John DeProspo 12 Comments

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Some would have you believe the reason we, along with the rest of the world, are today mourning our nation’s demise is because of FBI Director James Comey’s illegal actions just days before the presidential election. While that certainly may be plausible, the real reason we have a President Trump may be traced more directly to the actions of Debbie Wasserman Schultz.

As chairwoman of the Democratic National Committee (DNC), Wasserman Schultz paved the way for Hillary Clinton to become the Democratic Party’s presidential nominee. How do we know this? Simple. We learned she and the DNC had their thumbs on the scales for Hillary through hacked emails released by WikiLeaks. Far from being the impartial body it was supposed to be, the DNC took actions that favored their desired candidate, Clinton, from the get go.

It didn’t matter that polls showed Bernie Sanders beating Donald Trump in head to head match ups more consistently than Hillary Clinton. It didn’t matter that Bernie had more of what makes campaigns successful … voter enthusiasm. It didn’t matter that Bernie’s approval ratings were miles ahead of Clinton’s.

Not surprisingly, in a private pre-election poll, as reported by the Huffington Post, Sanders would have beaten Donald Trump by a historic margin if he had been the Democratic nominee.

As it turned out, many loyal Sanders supporters became so outraged over the news that Wasserman Schultz and her cronies were trying to sabotage Bernie’s chances at the nomination they swore never to vote for Hillary. The actions of the DNC just reinforced the belief that the Democratic primary was being rigged. It played right into the hands of Trump who portrayed his opponent as “Crooked Hillary.”

If the Democratic primary contest had been allowed to take place on a level playing field, and Hillary had still came out on top, it is likely many Sanders supporters would have gotten behind their party’s nominee.

In a move that showed the shear tone-deafness of the Hillary camp, once Wasserman Schultz was forced to resign as Democratic National Committee chairwoman, she was immediately hired by the Clinton campaign!

In hindsight, it seems fairly clear that but for Wasserman Schultz’s meddling in the Democratic primary, we would be celebrating a Sanders victory today and not trying to wrap our heads around the thought of a President Trump.

This election was supposed to signal the fall of the GOP. Instead we may be witnessing the death of the Democratic Party.

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Donald Trump And The Inevitable Buyer’s Remorse

November 10, 2016 By John DeProspo 4 Comments

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We’ve all seen this. You’re up late watching TV when up pops an infomercial promising amazing weight loss within only two weeks. All you have to do is call the toll-free number for your very own supply of “Twenty Pounds In Two Weeks.” You are skeptical but decide to order because you are protected against any possible foolishness … the product comes with a full money-back guarantee.

Of course any sane person would know such a weight loss claim is nonsense … pure hucksterism at its very best. But you want to believe and heck, you can always get your money back!

Donald Trump won the presidency by making some pretty bold and outlandish promises. He is going to build a large wall along the entire 2000-mile Mexican border (“It’s going to be a wall that’s going to make that ceiling look quite low, and it’s fairly high”) He is going to roundup and deport 11 million illegal immigrants. He is going to ban Muslims from entering the United States. He is going to bomb the hell out of ISIS.

Surveys have shown Trump voters actually believe the man they just elected president can, and will, do all that he said he would. It doesn’t matter that what’s been promised is either beyond a president’s power or simply unconstitutional.

Trump voters are in for a big letdown. It is only a matter of time before they realize they have been duped by perhaps the greatest political con artist in American history.

The bad thing for them, and the nation, is that Trump’s election does not come with a money-back guarantee. We are all stuck with the great con man, and the potential harm his presidency will inflict on our great country, for four years.

There are no do-overs in presidential elections.

God help those Trump voters who will have to live with the shame of their foolish purchase; who will have to explain to their children and grandchildren how they could have been so gullible as to believe what, in the light of day, was pure horsefeathers.

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America Has Spoken … Time For A Little Revolution

November 9, 2016 By John DeProspo 4 Comments

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While Hillary Clinton promised voters to fix all that is wrong with Washington D.C., Donald Trump promised to “drain the swap.” Instead of some minor White House renovations, the billionaire real estate developer called for a complete tear down and rebuild.

While pundits and pollsters try to come up with reasons why they were so wrong in their forecasts, it might be as simple as the American voter having had enough of politics as usual. They were willing to roll the dice on a TV celebrity with zero political experience than to vote for the ultimate political insider, Hillary Clinton. Her brilliant resume of governmental service actually turned out to be the kiss of death.

Donald Trump went up against a formidable group of experienced Republican politicians in the primary. He came out on top for the same reason he was able to defeat Clinton. Trump’s primary opponents, except for Carson and Fiorina, were all establishment types who promised more of the same, not a shock to the system.

Bernie Sanders’ strong showing in the Democrat primary revealed that the appetite for political revolution was not limited to Republicans. It is a safe bet that many of those Bernie revolutionaries helped get Trump elected.

The fact that Trump was light on policy proposals throughout his presidential run, and the American voter was fine with that, speaks to the level of disdain voters had for what used to be called standard political fare.

If GOP establishment types think Trump’s win is a victory for them, they better think twice. Trump has surrounded himself with members of the fringe alt-right who despise them as much as they do Democrats.

The GOP is now the party of Trump, not Paul Ryan or Mitch McConnell. How this is going to play out or how anything is going to get accomplished in Washington remains to be seen.

Trump, and his supporters, will soon learn he has not been elected Czar of the United States. He cannot simply order a huge wall to be built along the Mexican border; he cannot simply start deporting all illegal immigrants; he simply cannot repeal Obamacare; he simply cannot undo treaties; he simply cannot ban all Muslims from entering the country; he simply cannot order manufacturers to move back to the United States.

But Trump supporters are hopeful of one thing … they start winning so much they will be sick of winning.

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The Most Important Election Of Our Lifetime … Again

November 6, 2016 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

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With Election Day less than 48 hours away, American voters are being told this election is the most important political choice they may make in their lifetimes.

Funny thing. It seems the exact same warning is sounded every presidential election cycle. Voters hear the message and shrug. They’ve been conditioned to see all that gloom and doom stuff as just campaign fodder to drive members of their party to get out and vote, nothing more, nothing less.

But something feels different this time around.

Far from being just another “boy cries wolf” analogy, this could actually be the most consequential election in generations.

And it is not because Donald Trump, the least qualified presidential candidate in terms of experience, temperament or judgment ever to run for office, might be elected president. No, the country, and the world … with any luck … might be able to withstand four years of almost certain chaos such a prospect could bring.

What makes this election so important is that the next president, through his or her appointments, could shape the Supreme Court for perhaps the next 30 years!

This fact cannot be overstressed.

The new president is likely to take office with one Supreme Court appointment to make, as it is unlikely President Obama will get his nominee, Merrick Garland, considered by the Senate before he leaves office. But here’s the kicker … the next president could have one or even two additional appointments to the high court before their time as president is up, even if they only serve one term! This could ultimately end up being a presidency that sways the balance of the court, progressive or conservative, for generations.

A President Trump would no doubt yield to the most conservative members of his party who would look for him to appoint the most conservative justices. Does anyone think Trump really cares who sits on the highest court? The man knows, or cares, as much about the Constitution as he does the Bible. Was that one or two Corinthians?

In deriding George H.W. Bush in the 1992 presidential election, Bill Clinton famously said, “It’s the economy, stupid.”

With the election of 2016 upon us, it cannot be stressed enough… this time “It’s the Supreme Court, stupid.”

Vote as if the next 20-30 years of your life depends on it … because it just might.

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On Inauguration Eve, Trump Still Refuses To Concede

November 5, 2016 By John DeProspo 6 Comments

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Washington, D. C., Jan. 19 – Tomorrow, January 20, 2017, on the west front of the U.S. Capitol Building, Hillary Rodham Clinton will be sworn in as the nation’s 45th president.

The weather forecast calls for a cold, wintery day with a chance of snow. This, however, has not dampened the enthusiasm of Inauguration Day attendees who will be celebrating Clinton’s installation into office as the country’s first female Chief Executive.

Nor will celebrants be dismayed that Donald Trump, loser in one of the most lopsided presidential elections in modern history, has yet to concede the election or offer up his congratulations to the new Madam President.

Following his embarrassing loss, Trump promised to sue Clinton over what he called a “rigged” election. However, no legal action has been taken so far. Law scholars say the issue of a court challenge became moot when, on January 6, Congress counted the certified votes from each state and declared Hillary Clinton the winner.

At a recent rally in Noxon, Montana, Trump delivered a fiery speech to a group of militiamen. He denounced Clinton’s victory as a slap in the face of American democracy. Trump told his angry followers that he would not abandon them and that he is the rightful president.

“What the global bankers, the media and weak-kneed Republicans did to rig the election for Hillary is a travesty of justice. I will not stand for it … now or ever. I stand with you. We have to get our country back.”

“We gotta take these bastards,” Trump told his troops. Realizing he and his militiamen might be outgunned, Trump said, “Now we could do it with conventional weapons, but that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on our part … and I think you’re just the guys to do it.”

The Secret Service has been on the lookout for possible violent actions from Trump sympathizers since Election Day. The agency told reporters they would be focusing on any mysterious float during tomorrow’s Inauguration Day parade.

As for Trump’s future, right wing media has started reporting that, as of tomorrow, he will name himself President in Exile and relocate to Russia.

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Donald Trump Resigns Office Making Way For President Pence

November 1, 2016 By John DeProspo 8 Comments

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Washington D.C., Feb. 9 – Less than three weeks after being sworn in as the nation’s 45th president, Donald Trump has announced his resignation from office. Vice President Mike Pence will be taking over the duties of Chief Executive effective next week.

The shocking news followed the New York U.S. District Court’s denial of Trump’s appeal of a child rape conviction handed down last month.

Senate Majority Leader, Mitch McConnell, and other prominent Republicans persuaded the new president to step down for the good of the country. Sources say while Trump did not originally agree to such a move, he was later convinced to do so by Pence.

Donald Trump’s resignation makes him the second U. S. president to resign from office. In 1974, Richard Nixon became the first president to voluntarily give up the presidency.

It has been a turbulent couple of months for Donald Trump. First he won the presidency by the slimmest of margins in the Electoral College, 270 -268. Many Democrats are attributing the loss to official voter suppression in the state of North Carolina along with voter intimidation by Trump “poll watchers” within the state.

Trump’s narrow electoral victory was soon followed by his having been found guilty on fraud and racketeering charges in the Trump University lawsuit.

While neither of Trump’s adjudications involved criminal penalties, the amount of money he has been personally ordered to pay his victims is a staggering $500 million.

There is talk around legal circles that Trump will be unable to pay the money he owes his victims as his actual assets are much less than the billions he boasted about during his presidential run. Tax experts believe Trump’s only way to get out from under his financial burden is through a bankruptcy filing.

Trump’s most ardent supporters are furious over Trump’s “forced “resignation and multiple convictions. They are blaming both the political and judicial systems as being rigged against the man they had so desperately supported.

Vice President Mike Pence will be sworn in as the nation’s 46th president February 15, noon, at the U.S. Capital.

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Why I’m Not Writing My Open Letter To Trump Supporters

October 31, 2016 By John DeProspo 4 Comments

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With only nine days to go before the presidential election, I woke up today with every intention of writing an open letter to Trump supporters. You know, point out some of the main reasons why their man should never occupy the White House.

But then, shaking the cobwebs from my brain, reality set in. My gut told me it would only be an exercise in futility. If all the news over the last 15 months on why Donald Trump is not suited to be president hadn’t swayed them by now, what made me think I had a prayer of changing minds?

Whatever happens on November 8th, I believe our country has changed in a profoundly sad way. Yet some say Trump’s run for the presidency only showed us who we really are. They point out we are, and have always been, a divided nation along so many lines: racial, ethnic and religious. That old “melting point” myth, they say, is just that. Trump only lifted the rock and welcomed all the slumbering racists and bigots to come see the light of day.

So now we know. Nearly half of Americans would prefer as their leader the least qualified, most temperamentally unstable, presidential candidate in United States history. They know his shortcomings full well … yet don’t care. They would rather roll the dice with Trump than see the country led by the first female president who happens to have a resume making her the most experienced and qualified presidential candidate, man or women, to seek the office.

It doesn’t matter that:

  1. Trump is a defendant in an upcoming fraud trial (Trump University)
  2. Trump is a defendant in an upcoming rape case of a 13 year old
  3. Trump has boasted about sexually assaulting women with impunity
  4. Trump has refused to show his tax returns
  5. Trump may be in serious debt to Russian oligarchs
  6. Trump has zero political experience
  7. Trump is a failure at business
  8. Trump’s entire adult life has been a giant con

Oh what’s the point? I could go on and on. You know the litany.

Sorry for doing what I set out not to do. It’s just that I’m having a hard time believing this election is even close.

I know that for those regular readers of this site, I am preaching to the choir. Let’s hope we have truly not devolved into nation taken over by fear and hatred.

My belief is that on November 9th, we will have a Madam President-elect, Hillary Clinton.

But I know we will also have a wounded nation that will need a lot of TLC if it is to heal from this traumatic campaign odyssey we’ve been subjected to.

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Yes, Our Elections Are Rigged … But Only If We Allow Them To Be

October 29, 2016 By John DeProspo 3 Comments

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About the only thing that has come out of Donald Trump’s mouth recently, which has any connection with the truth, is that our election system is rigged. But he’s right for all the wrong reasons.

No, we do not have millions of dead people and illegal immigrants voting. There is no massive voter fraud. There is massive voter suppression.

Republicans realized long ago that the electoral landscape was shifting below their feet. Our country was becoming less white and more diverse, with large increases in the Hispanic and Afro-American populations. Researchers at the Brookings Institute have shown this trend favors Democrats, not Republicans.

Whites have voted Republican in every presidential election since 1968. African-Americans have voted Democratic in every White House contest since 1936, and Hispanics have been strongly Democratic, too.

With the help of a conservative Supreme Court, the heart of the Voting Rights Act of 1965 was effectively struck down in 2013 (Shelby County v. Holder) by the Court’s 5-4 decision, freeing nine states, mostly in the South, to change their election laws without advance federal approval.

It didn’t take states previously covered by the Act to take advantage of their good fortune. It wasn’t months or even weeks. How about the next day?

North Carolina Republicans, the day after the Court’s decision, passed one of the most sweeping pieces of legislation that restricted access to voting, eliminated same-day voter registration, reduced early voting, instituted a strict photo ID requirement, and ended a program that preregistered 16- and 17-year-olds to vote. That law had been previously struck down in a scathing 83-page opinion that exposed the extent of the law’s racial bias. Judge Diana Gribbon Motz, writing for the majority on the 4th Circuit Court of Appeals, noted that the law’s provisions “target[ed] African Americans with almost surgical precision,” by using race data in the decision-making process.

The defense for all these new laws? We needed to eliminate voter fraud … even though it has been proven to be statistically non-existent. The integrity of our voting system needed to be upheld, we were told!

Despite Chief Justice Roberts’ misguided Shelby opinion that “Our country has changed,” and racial discrimination in voting was a thing of the past, the Court did say Congress remained free to try to impose federal oversight on states where voting rights were at risk.

Fat chance! Not by a congress controlled by the GOP for whom the Court’s decision was every Republican’s wet dream.

Nothing is more fundamental to our democracy than the right to vote. The only way to bring back a level voting playing field is for Congress to act on restoring/revising the Voting Rights Act or for a new Supreme Court to overturn its decision.

Republicans know they have no chance of surviving in the “new” America without well-crafted voter suppression laws firmly in place.

This is where we, Americans who care about, and believe in, equality and fairness come in.

Your mission this election, Vote Blue … no matter who!

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Here’s a chilling reminder of the things Black people endured in order for us to have the right to vote: http://trib.al/cEDocYS

 

 

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Trump Brand … From Penthouse To Half-Finished Basement

October 28, 2016 By John DeProspo Leave a Comment

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If Donald Trump’s intent was to promote his brand through a fake primary run, he has failed miserably at both. His brand has taken a major drubbing while his sham run for the presidency failed … by succeeding.

The name that was once synonymous with luxury and glamour has lost its luster … and it’s aficionados. The well-heeled who bought into the Trump brand, with its image of glittering fake-gold success, are abandoning anything Trump.

Earlier this week, The New York Times reported that regular customers for his luxury consumer goods are no longer buying and some are even throwing out Trump merchandise in small acts of protest against the flawed Republican nominee. Some of Trump’s regular customers are now boycotting his hotels, his golf courses and refusing to dine in restaurants on his properties.

Things have gotten so bad that many residents living at Trump Place in New York City have signed a petition demanding Trump’s name be removed from the building!

The Trump brain trust made up of CEO Donald Trump and his three children, Ivanka, Donald Jr. and Eric, are about to take drastic action. There are now plans in the works to rebrand the Trump name. Instead of appealing to the rich and ostentatious, they will be going after the folks that make up Trump’s voter base of blue-collar, low-income Americans.

Below is a list of new products the Trump Organization will be developing:

  1. Trump luxury mobile homes.
  2. Trump boxed wines.
  3. Trump motors (a rebranded model of the Yugo)
  4. Trump diamonds (100% Cubic Zirconium)
  5. Trump restaurants (a cross between Chick-fil-A and Denny’s )
  6. Trump steaks (chuck, of course)
  7. Trump clothing (exclusively sold at Wal-Mart)
  8. Trump cash (payday loans only)

Will Trump’s rebranding be a success? Will his name draw low-income consumers to his products?

One thing’s for sure, Trump has shown during his presidential run he can sell just about any kind of lie to his low-informed, low-educated supporters. Why not products?

With the launch of Trump TV, the master salesman will have a ready-made audience to whom he can hawk his low-grade, but Trump labeled, products.

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