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Donald Trump Too Smart To Pay Taxes À La Leona Helmsley?

September 28, 2016 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

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In what was arguably the most surreal moment during Monday night’s first presidential debate, Donald Trump, in effect, admitted to not paying taxes.

The well-prepared Hillary Clinton knew the moderator, Lester Holt, would bring up the issue of Trump’s returns and she was ready to pounce.

After Trump repeated his stock answer that he cannot release his returns while under IRS audit, Clinton said, “… maybe he doesn’t want the American people, all of you watching tonight, to know that he’s paid nothing in federal taxes, because the only years that anybody’s ever seen were a couple of years when he had to turn them over to state authorities when he was trying to get a casino license, and they showed he didn’t pay any federal income tax.”

At that point, Trump just couldn’t help being Trump. He had to get a word in edgewise.

“That makes me smart,” interjected the Republican presidential candidate.

But he wasn’t finished.

Clinton went on to add, “So if he’s paid zero, that means zero for troops, zero for vets, zero for schools or health. And I think probably he’s not all that enthusiastic about having the rest of our country see what the real reasons are, because it must be something really important, even terrible, that he’s trying to hide.”

Clinton speculated, “and maybe because you haven’t paid any federal income tax for a lot of years.”

Trump, well-known for doubling down on his blunders, reinforced the belief he does not pay taxes by implying such a civic duty is a waste.

“It would be squandered, too, believe me,” said the purported billionaire.

Donald Trump brings to mind another flamboyant New York real estate developer who years ago was convicted of tax evasion, Leona Helmsley. Known as the “Queen of Mean,” she was notorious for stiffing her employees and contractors. A woman of immense wealth, she took pleasure in “nickeling and diming” just about anyone, from her housemaid to major construction companies. But her greatest joy, of course, was stiffing the U.S. Treasury Department. She will forever be remembered as having bragged, “Only little people pay taxes.”

Leona Helmsley was convicted and received a 16 year sentence. However, she was required to serve only 19 months in prison and two months under house arrest.

Why the media hasn’t made Trump’s admission of possible tax evasion a bigger story is hard to understand. In a normal world, a politician who refuses to release his tax returns and brags about being too smart to pay taxes would be the target of a criminal investigation and not be one step away from becoming the chief executive of the land.

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Trump Runs Out Of Gas During Home Stretch

September 26, 2016 By John DeProspo 4 Comments

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Donald Trump has attempted to make Hillary Clinton’s lack of stamina a major campaign issue. She’s weak, she’s sick, she’s doesn’t have the fortitude or endurance to be president of the United States.

Like a good long distance runner, Hillary laid back during the start and middle of the debate, then shifted into a gear even some Democrats doubted she possessed.

“I don’t believe Hillary has the stamina,” Trump claimed, as he once again sipped on his glass of water, a la Rubio.

As if anticipating Trump’s charge, Clinton replied, “ Well, as soon as he travels to 112 countries and negotiates a peace deal, a cease fire, a release of dissidents, an opening of new opportunities in nations around the world or even spends 11 hours testifying in front of a congressional committee, he can talk to me about stamina.”

The debate audience, breaking a major ground rule, erupted into applause.

There can be very little doubt that as the debate wore on, Clinton got stronger while Trump seemed to fade. It didn’t help Trump that the last debate topic was on national security, perhaps his weakest subject.

As he rambled on about NATO, Japan and North Korea, his answers became more disjointed and incoherent. After a great start, where Trump more or less held his own, he just couldn’t fake his way through complicated, thorny national security issues.

Of course, Trump supporters will claim their man won the debate while Hillary supporters will give her the thumbs up.

It’s unlikely many minds were changed after the 90-minute debate.

But among the roughly 10% of so-called “undecided voters,” many pundits are expecting to see a slight movement towards the “steady at the helm” Clinton.

Kudos to NBC’s Lester Holt. He did an admirable job moderating the debate and handling Trump’s many interjections. He simply let Trump be Trump.

One down, and two to go.

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Top Seven Trump Lies To Look For During First Presidential Debate

September 24, 2016 By John DeProspo Leave a Comment

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With just two days before the first presidential debate, Hillary Clinton’s campaign has released 19 pages of Trump lies, all confirmed by Politifact.

It is a safe bet that many of the lies Trump keeps spouting will make their way to the debate stage. Whether Lester Holt, the debate moderator, will call out Trump on his many “prevarications” remains in doubt. But you know Clinton will be ready to jump on any fabrication Trump tries to pawn as fact.

Here is a list of what the Clinton campaign singled out as Trump’s most brazen lies, calling them Trump’s 7 Deadly Lies:

  1. FALSE: Trump opposed the Iraq War. Washington Post: Trump: “I was totally against the war in Iraq.” // Four Pinocchios.
  1. FALSE: Trump opposed intervention in Libya. Factcheck.org: Donald Trump on Libya, May 20 interview on MSNBC’s “Morning Joe”: I would have stayed out of Libya.” // False.
  1. FALSE: Clinton supports open borders. PolitiFact: Trump says Clinton wants to create ‘totally open borders.’ // False
  1. FALSE: Clinton wants to get rid of the Second Amendment. ABC News: “Claim: Hillary Clinton wants to abolish the Second Amendment” // False.
  1. FALSE: President Obama and Clinton founded ISIS. Washington Post: “Is Obama the founder of ISIS?” // Absolutely not.
  1. FALSE: Clinton would allow 620,000 refugees into the U.S. with no vetting. Washington Post: Trump: “This includes her plan to bring in 620,000 new refugees from Syria and that region over a short period of time.” // This is an “invented figure.”
  1. FALSE: Trump will make Mexico pay for the wall. NPR Fact Check: Trump: “And Mexico will pay for the wall. 100 percent.” // Mexican President “would not pay” for the wall.

If you have some time to kill and would like to see the list of lies in it’s entirely, click here.

Content courtesy of realtimepolitics.com

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Monday Night Football … Or First Presidential Debate?

September 22, 2016 By John DeProspo 5 Comments

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This coming Monday, September 26, the first presidential debate will take place at Hofstra University, Hempstead, New York. Americans will get to see the Democrat, Hillary Clinton, go mano a mano against the Republican, Donald Trump.

Well, that is what everyone was expecting until debate moderator, Lester Holt, announced the three debate topics he will be covering during the 90-minute event: (1) America’s Direction, (2) Achieving Prosperity and (3) Securing America.

Seriously? Could you come up with more vague or esoteric topics?

Why not just give the candidates paper and pen and ask for an essay on how they spent their summer vacation!

Each one of the subject areas leaves so much room for BS and allows the candidates to just offer up talking points that the event might just turn into one giant snooze fest.

This is made even more likely by having the mild-mannered moderator, Lester Holt, running the show. Don’t expect him to be tough on the candidates. It’s just not his style. Perhaps this was the price NBC had to pay to make Trump happy. It is a well-known fact Trump and Holt have been friends for years.

The Commission on Presidential Debates, a bipartisan organization that manages the events, has clearly dropped the ball, not only by picking the milquetoast Holt, but by not having a better debate format.

I’m afraid if you want two adversaries going at it with all they’ve got, you will have to opt for Monday Night Football on ESPN. If you want drama and excitement, the Atlanta Falcons and New Orleans Saints present a compelling matchup.

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The Issue Of Trump’s Tax Returns Needs To Be Front And Center In Presidential Debates

September 20, 2016 By John DeProspo Leave a Comment

President Richard Nixon gestures sternly during a press conference in Washington in 1973. (AP Photo)

Richard Nixon’s infamous 1973 quote, “People have got to know whether or not their president is a crook” applies equally as well to today’s presidential politics.

In next week’s first presidential debate between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump, if moderator, Lester Holt, does not press Trump on his hidden tax returns, Clinton needs to be ready to jump all over the issue.

Taking a page from the Republican playbook, where every Hillary question is just an opportunity to bring up “Benghazi” and “emails,” Clinton needs to insert the words ”Trump’s tax returns” into as many answers as she can.

Clinton needs to paint Trump’s refusal to release his tax returns as a disqualifying act for office.

Every Democratic and Republican candidate for president has released his or her personal tax returns since 1976. Trump’s own running mate Mike Pence has made 10 years of his tax returns public.

Hillary and Bill Clinton have continuously released their tax returns since 1977.

The issue of Trump’s returns is not even a partisan topic! Sixty-two percent of Republican voters want to see Trump release his tax returns, according to a Quinnipiac University poll in August (91% of Democrats and 66% of Independents say the same thing).

Without releasing his tax returns, Trump is showing his disdain for the American voter. He leaves too many questions unanswered about his wealth, his tax rate, his charitable donations and where he gets his funding for his real estate deals.

While the media has allowed Trump to keep insisting he cannot release his returns while being audited by the IRS, this is simply not true. The law does not prevent anyone from releasing their tax returns while under audit. In any event, Trump’s campaign confirmed to CNN that the GOP candidate is not under audit for 2008 or earlier. Trump could release those returns. But so far, he has not.

Hillary needs to remind the American voter of Nixon’s statement. She needs to inform the general public that, yes, even Tricky Dick released his tax returns while under IRS audit.

There’s nothing preventing Trump from releasing his tax returns right now. Not the IRS, not the law, not even precedent. The American people have a right to know if one of the two major presidential candidates is an actual crook, and not a bogus one like “Crooked Hillary.”

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Trump’s Weight … What Difference At This Point Does It Make?

September 16, 2016 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

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During an appearance on The Dr. Oz Show earlier this week, Donald Trump revealed he weighs 236 pounds and stands at 6’3” tall. As such, Trump is clinically overweight.

But many doubt both his weight and height.

There is strong speculation that Trump’s weight is greater than he claims. In fact, earlier reports, including an article in The New York Times, put his weight at 267 pounds.

What difference does an extra 31 pounds make? Big difference. It would move Trump for slightly overweight and into the obese category. Who wants that?

But here’s the fun part, even if Trump weighs 236 pounds but is not 6’3”, as he claims, he would still be classified as obese!

According to HowTallis.org and a number of other sites, Trump is 6’2”. Based on the Body Mass Index, a weight of 236 pounds with a height of 6’2” puts you into the obese category.

As with everything Trump, facts are hard to come by.

Why is the media making such a big stink over this issue? Trump’s true weight and height does not, and should not, have any bearing on his competency to occupy the Oval Office.

The reality is that Trump could be as fit as an Olympic athlete and he still would be unfit, temperamentally and in almost every other way, for the office of president of the United States.

As Hillary Clinton once famously said, “What difference at this point does it make?”

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House Republicans Set To Open New Clinton Investigation … “Lunghazi”

September 14, 2016 By John DeProspo 6 Comments

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With the latest revelation that Hillary Clinton lied to the American people about her health, the House of Representatives has adopted H. Res 568 Providing for the Establishment of the Select Committee on the Events Surrounding the 2016 Hillary Clinton collapse. (Roll Call Vote 209)

Heading the committee will be Texas GOP Rep. Louie Gohmert.

“Hillary Clinton, candidate for president of the United States, lied to the American people when she and her staff told them it was heat exhaustion that caused her collapse on September 11, 2016,” said Gohmert. “We then come to find out Clinton was diagnosed with pneumonia three days before. We need to get to the bottom of this issue … why did Clinton lie about the pneumonia and did she really have pneumonia.”

Questions about Hillary Clinton’s health have swirled ever since her coughing fit during the House Benghazi hearings in October 2015. Conspiracy theories have cropped up blaming her cough on everything except allergies.

“The American people need to know the health of their potential commander in chief,” said Gohmert.” We have medical information that suggests Hillary Clinton suffers from a serious medical condition which brings into doubt whether she can perform the duties of president.”

Among the theories being floated are that Clinton suffers form: multiple sclerosis, Parkinson’s disease, lupus, asbestosis, tuberculosis, lung cancer and syphilis.

There are only 54 days until the presidential election. With that in mind, Chairman Gohmert will call his committee into session this coming Monday. The first witness to be summoned is Dr. Lisa Bardack, Hillary Clinton’s personal physician.

The Trump camp, while trying to remain respectful of the former secretary of state, is thanking its lucky stars. It has seized on Clinton’s health issue and hopes to ride it to a resounding victory in November.

A new Clinton attack ad is already being prepared entitled “What Is Really Going On Under That Pantsuit?”

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*Thank you Stephen Colbert for “Lunghazi”

 

 

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Why It’s Almost Impossible To Fact Check Donald Trump

September 13, 2016 By John DeProspo 4 Comments

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As I reported on this site not too long ago, Fact Checkers have shown that only 9% of what comes out of Trump’s mouth is true or mostly true. (If Prevaricating Were An Olympic Sport, Trump Wins Gold, Hands Down)

With numbers like that it is easy to see why the media is having a hard time calling out Trump on his my “equivocations and prevarications.” It’s like the game Whack-a- Mole … as soon as one lie is beaten back, three more pop up.

I actually took pity on poor Matt Lauer as he “moderated” the first ever Commander-in-Chief forum last week. Lauer got a lot of heat from almost every corner of the media world for not fact checking Trump. But with lies coming at a fast and furious pace, Lauer never had a chance.

Matt Lauer’s performance raises a fundamental question: is it the responsibility of the moderator to fact check a candidate?

Chris Wallace of Fox News will be moderating the third and final debate between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton. He believes it is not the moderator’s place to call out a candidate on what he himself knows to be a lie.

“That’s not my job,“ said Wallace. “I do not believe that it’s my job to be a truth squad. It’s up to the other person to catch them on that.”

As much as I hate to say this, Wallace is right. In a debate setting, the moderator’s job is not to call out a candidate’s lying. It is his or her job to be a neutral referee: one who decides which questions to ask, makes sure candidates don’t go over their time, and keeps the conversation moving. That’s it.

The responsibility for correcting blatant falsehoods falls on the other candidate. If he or she fails to recognize the lie in real-time, the faux pas is not necessarily fatal. The odds are great that their campaign, professional fact-checkers, and reporters will catch the fabrication and blast it out on social media in the blink of an eye.

Matt Lauer’s questioning of Trump came not as part of a debate but as a set of separate interviews with the two presidential candidates. As such, there was no opposing party to fact check the lying candidate. That was Lauer’s job. In the forum setting, Lauer was the adversary and he failed in that role.

I believe any other moderator in Lauer’s position would have failed in the same way, especially in a time-sensitive format where each candidate had only 30 minutes of questioning.  Safe to say, during his presidential run, Trump has gotten the better of many a seasoned interviewer.

Have you ever played Whack-a-Mole?

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Clinton’s Description Of Trump Supporters Is Not A Mistake… It’s Spot On

September 11, 2016 By John DeProspo 4 Comments

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The party whose candidate has dished out some cutting insults against almost every group of Americans, except for perhaps white males, is offended by Hillary Clinton labeling half of their presidential nominee’s  supporters a “basket of deplorables.”

After Clinton’s remarks at a fundraiser this Friday, the aggrieved Trump team soon mobilized into full attack mode. Predictively, their fake indignation did not even come close to representing what Clinton actually said.

Vice presidential candidate, Mike Pence, said, “Hillary Clinton said last night at a big fundraiser in New York City that the American people, the millions of Americans who are supporting my running mate…[they] were described in the most deplorable of terms.”

Pence went on to say, “She referred to those people as irredeemable… [Someone who has] such a low opinion of people who support this campaign should be denounced in the strongest possible terms.”

Of course Clinton did not accuse “the American people” of being deplorable nor did she refer to them as “irredeemable.” But facts have never stood in the way of some good talking points for Republicans.

What Clinton said was that “you could put half of Trump’s supporters into what I call the basket of deplorables. Right? The racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamaphobic — you name it. And unfortunately there are people like that. And he has lifted them up.”

About the only thing in her statement you could quibble about is the percentage that occupies that basket of deplorables. Is it less or more? One thing that can’t be argued is that a significant number of Trump supporters gleefully revel in their hatred of fellow Americans not like them.

In this basket of deplorables you will find those supporters Trump boasted would still love him even if  he shot someone in the middle of Fifth Avenue. They are what some might call a solid base or others, a lost cause.

But Clinton also talked about the other half of Trump supporters who actually might be redeemable.

“But the other basket … of people,” said Clinton, “ are people who feel that the government has let them down, the economy has let them down, nobody cares about them, nobody worries about what happens to their lives and their futures, and they’re just desperate for change. It doesn’t really even matter where it comes from. They don’t buy everything he says, but he seems to hold out some hope that their lives will be different … Those are people we have to understand and empathize with as well.”

While Clinton was right to recognize this group of desperate Trump supporters, it is unlikely many will abandon their revered savior. Trump, like all good snake oil salesmen, is offering up his secret elixir called “Hope” and that shiny bottle has them all mesmerized.

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Trump’s Greatest Con? … “Man Of The People”

September 10, 2016 By John DeProspo 6 Comments

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From the moment he entered the presidential race, Trump has bragged about his great wealth. “I’m really rich,” said the real estate mogul and reality TV star the day he announced his presidential bid in the lobby of his swank Fifth Avenue Trump Tower.

While few financial experts believe Trump is as rich as he claims to be ($10 billion), there is no doubt he enjoys an opulent and glamorous lifestyle. He owns his own plane, helicopter, multiple homes, golf courses and his gilded Trump Tower penthouse – estimated worth $100 million – is rumored to have a gold crapper.

A look a Trump’s support base shows mostly white blue-collar Americans occupying the opposite end of the wealth chart. Back in December, a Washington Post analysis found that Trump’s support skews male, white, and poor. The male-female gap was 19 percentage points (47 percent support among men vs. 28 percent among women). He won a whopping 50 percent of voters making less than $50,000.

How did a very rich businessman, who may or may not do his business on a gold toilet, attract such strong support among low-income voters? What makes them think Trump is a “man of the people?” What causes them to believe a billionaire can not only relate to them, but also be their voice?

Ah, but therein lies the genius of the con man.

Playing mostly on people’s social fears and economic anxieties, Trump is offering the one commodity all great con men traffic in … hope. In this case it is not the hope that a secret elixir will cure your illness, but the hope of defeating what Trump calls a “rigged system.” It is the hope only a wealthy political outsider like Trump can offer.

Corporate greed has given us globalization that has taken away our jobs, says Trump. Illegal immigrants are scooping up work that should rightfully go to Americans, he tells his marks. Only an independently wealthy, successful businessman like himself, declares Trump, can reverse these trends thereby making America, and his supporters’ lives, great again.

Trump’s faux populism extends to “powerful corporations, media elites, and powerful dynasties,” who, as he said a few months ago in Pennsylvania while channeling his best Bernie Sanders, have “rigged the system for their benefit, will do anything and say anything to keep things exactly as they are.“

It doesn’t matter that Trump is himself an outsourcer of jobs. Most of the suits, ties and cuff links he peddles are made in China; his luxury line of furniture comes from Turkey; the crystal for his Trump Home line is produced in Slovenia. It also doesn’t matter that as a wealthy businessman he has personally benefited, and continues to benefit, from the very “rigged system” he rails against. His followers believe because they want to believe. They are blinded by the shiny bottle of magical potion Trump holds before them.

The con man Trump offers his elixir (hope) for a better tomorrow through a simple three-part narrative: America is losing; Donald Trump is a winner; and if Trump becomes president, America will become a winner, also.

George W. Bush, a man like Trump born into great wealth, also sold himself as a man who cared about the common folk. He was the kind of guy you wanted to have a beer with. But unlike Trump, at least Bush looked the part of an average Joe when he was clearing brush on his ranch in Crawford, Texas.

Trump is more the kind of guy you might want to have champagne and finger sandwiches with. But, attesting to his great skills, the man who stiffs his workers as a matter of course has convinced a great many desperate Americans he is a “man of the people” who actually cares about their plight.

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