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Is Trump “Softening” or “Hardening?” Even Melania Doesn’t Know

August 27, 2016 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

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Trump caused a major uproar earlier this week when he seemed to be backing off on one of his biggest campaign promises – the forced deportation of the approximately 11 illegal immigrants in the United States.

During a town hall meeting on Tuesday, Fox News host, Sean Hannity, asked Trump if he would change current parts of the law to accommodate law-abiding citizens or longtime residents who have raised children in the U.S.

“There could certainly be a softening because we’re not looking to hurt people,” Trump answered. “We want people — we have some great people in this country.”

But then two days later, in an interview with CNN’s Andersen Cooper, Trump appeared to deny any “softening.”

Reminded by Cooper of his comments to Hannity, Trump said, “I don’t think it’s a softening, I’ve had people say it’s a hardening, actually.”

Not since the great Lite Beer controversy of the 1970s (“Tastes Great … Less Filling”) has there been such heated debate on a topic of national interest.

In an effort to bring some clarity to the subject, a reporter asked Melania Trump to weigh in on the matter… Is it “softening” or “hardening?”

Too savvy to be tripped up on such a hot topic, Melania replied, “I don’t know. I don’t touch subject.”

Asked to comment on his confusing statements, Kellyanne Conway, Trump’s campaign manager, said, “ I am personally going to look into this.”

Perhaps the issue will become clearer in the coming days.

Looks like for now, we may all  just have to wait for Trump to reveal himself.

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WARNING: Everything I Say Subject To 100% Reversal

August 25, 2016 By John DeProspo 4 Comments

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It seems as if any product you buy these days comes with a warning label. Whether it’s a drug, a children’s toy or a folding chair, warning labels caution us against possible risks associated with the use of a product. For the most part, warning labels are mandated by law to protect the consumer.

Donald Trump should be required by the Federal Election Commission to carry a warning label, or disclaimer, printed conspicuously across his forehead: WARNING: Everything I say is subject to 100% reversal. Anything that comes out of my mouth, which has any relationship to the truth, is purely coincidental.

One of Donald Trump’s biggest campaign promises has been his unequivocal, unambiguous forced deportation of the nearly 11 million illegal immigrants in the United States.

At a primary campaign rally in Iowa on November 12, 2015, Trump could not have been clearer:

“I’m tougher on illegal immigration than anybody. That’s what I’m saying we have to take people that are here illegally and we have to move them out and you know what, it’s going to be done, it’s going to be done, it’s going to work and now even the other candidates are saying, ‘you know what, I think he’s right.’ They don’t know, we have to do it.”

Trump’s tough stance against illegal immigrants was a major draw for the many Republican voters who made him their party’s nominee. They bought into a product (Trump) that called for no amnesty, no pussyfooting, no exceptions and no way Jose.

But now that Trump is his party’s presidential nominee, there is a “softening” (some might say reversal) taking place on his no compromise deportation stance.

During a town hall meeting yesterday hosted by Fox News, Sean Hannity asked Trump if he would change current parts of the law to accommodate law-abiding citizens or longtime residents who have raised children in the U.S.

“There could certainly be a softening because we’re not looking to hurt people,” Trump answered. “We want people — we have some great people in this country.”

“So you have somebody who’s been in the country for 20 years, has done a great job, and everything else,” Trump said. “Do we take him and the family and her and him or whatever and send him out?”

How this new kinder, gentler approach resonates with Trump’s diehard supporters remains to be seen.

Trump supporters beware! If Trump can “soften” on something as fundamental to his campaign as mass deportations, nothing Trump says or has said is safe. What’s next – a softening on TPP? Will the huge wall be scaled down to a decorative fence?

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Landlord Trump Just Jacked The Rent

August 24, 2016 By John DeProspo 4 Comments

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Jimmy McMillan, the legendary Brooklyn, New York political activist is incensed. After hearing Donald Trump raised the Trump Tower rent he is charging his own political campaign by a whopping 500%, the founder of the Rent is Too Damn High Party could not contain himself.

“This is an outrage, a travesty, a bamboozling, a miscarriage of justice,” said the one time karate expert, Vietnam veteran, postal worker, stripper, private investigator and perennial candidate.

“It’s immoral and illegal, 500% increase? Man, the rent is too damn high!” said Mr. McMillan.

New filings with the Federal Election Commission found that the amount of rent Trump’s presidential campaign pays to Trump Tower Commercial LLC, the owner of the building that houses his campaign headquarters, has risen steadily since April.

A rent of $35,457 this April has increased to a staggering $169,758 this past July.

The dramatic increase in rent coincides with Trump’s new reliance on fund raising to pay campaign expenses. According to a Huffington Post review of FEC filings, Trump more than quadrupled the monthly rent his presidential campaign pays for its headquarters at Trump Tower to $169,758 in July, when he was raising funds from donors, compared with March, when he was self-funding his campaign. The rent jumped even though he was paying fewer staff in July than he did in March.

What Trump is doing may be shady but perfectly legal. Some are saying this is just another Trump scam to fleece his gullible supporters; just another way for Trump to profit from his own presidential campaign.

“If I was a donor, I’d want answers,” a Republican National Committee member told HuffPost on condition of anonymity. “If they don’t have any more staff, and they’re paying five times more? That’s the kind of stuff I’d read and try to make an (attack) ad out of it.”

When Mr. McMillan was informed Trump’s rent increase was legit, he still wasn’t having any of it.

“ We like rent increases to be in the 2-3% range. 500% is untenable, unconscionable, untoward, un-American and unholy!” said the man who had contemplated a presidential run of his own for 2016.

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Republican Lives Matter

August 23, 2016 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

 

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With a loose cannon reality TV star as their presidential nominee, many Republicans are feeling the “Trump Effect” … and they are not liking it.

The once great Party of Lincoln is down in the dumps, worried about its continued survival. Republicans are bracing themselves for a November tsunami that could cost them not only the White House and Congress, but also their very existence.

It is hard not to feel sorry for the party elders. They have witnessed the hijacking of their beloved party – in broad daylight – by a buffoon supported by a majority of Republican voters. They have lost control of their source of power – without one shot being fired – by a con man that has fueled hatred against them, the power elite.

The sad fact is that because of the rise of Trump, Republicans have lost respect in the eyes of many and are now the laughingstock of developed nations throughout the world.

What is most difficult to witness are GOP regulars jumping ship. Yes, they console themselves, our nominee may sink in November but we are not going down with the USS Trumpanic. So sad, really.

With each passing day we have one more prominent Republican trying to regain some measure of self-respect by distancing himself from his own party’s nominee.

Tennessee Sen. Bob Corker, chair of the powerful Senate Foreign Relations Committee, and one-time rumored running mate for Trump, said after the Orlando shooting, “I continue to be discouraged by the direction of the campaign and the comments that are made.” He continued, “And I did not think yesterday’s speech was the type of speech that one would give who wants to lead this country through difficult times.”

“Discouraged” is perhaps the best word to describe the former custodians of the GOP. The sense of powerlessness they undoubtedly feel must be so difficult to bear.

Democrats should not rejoice in this existential moment for their longtime rival. They must understand that the GOP deserves love and respect even in this darkest of hours.

What makes America great is its diversity. Our nation works best with a functioning two-party system, one which has existed since George Washington left office. The two parties in the system have changed occasionally — the Federalists, the Anti-Federalists, the Whigs — but the two-party system has remained.

No, Democrats, do not take pleasure in the current upheaval within the GOP. Remember … Republican Lives Matter.

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2016 … The Year Of Presidential Firsts

August 22, 2016 By John DeProspo 6 Comments

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While things have not been looking rosy for Republican presidential candidate, Donald Trump, 2016 promises to be a year loaded with political firsts no matter who ends up occupying 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

Of course, if Hillary Clinton wins in November, she would be the first female president. She would end a nearly 230-year streak of men as commander in chief and America would finally join a growing group of nations that have had a woman at the top.

Just as interesting, a Hillary win would give our nation its first male “First Lady.” No one really knows what Bill Clinton would want to be called if he makes his way back to the White House, but he has jokingly suggested, “First Lad” or “First Mate.” Or he just might take a page from the Sarah Palin playbook when, as Governor of Alaska, she often referred to her husband as Alaska’s “First Dude.”

If Trump can parlay his incredible run in the Republican primary to the Oval Office, he would become the first billionaire president. Of course, without Trump revealing his tax returns, we have no way of knowing if the billions Trump talks about are assets or liabilities.

But the most interesting political firsts would come if Melania Trump becomes our nation’s next First Lady.

Melania Trump would be the first First Lady born and raised in a former communist country, Yugoslavia. She would also be only the second First Lady born outside the United States, the first being Louisa Adams, wife of John Quincy Adams, who was born in England.

Melania would also be the first First Lady who is the third wife of a President.

But strangely enough, she would not be the first First Lady to have worked as a model. Pat Nixon did so, on and off, in New York and Los Angeles before her marriage to Tricky Dick. Betty Ford, before marrying our 38th president, Gerald Ford, was contracted as a professional runway and print ad model in New York.

Though Melania would become the country’s third First Lady model, she would be the first to have posed in the nude.

And just now, to the shock of some, it is being reported that Melania worked as a high priced “escort” for the few years she lived in the U.S. before she met Trump … not that there’s anything wrong with that! How a woman chooses to support herself is nobody’s business but hers.

Our founding fathers were wise men. There is nothing in the Constitution that prevents a “sex worker” from assuming the title of First Lady.

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Trump, 70, Subtly Plays the Age Card Against Frail Hillary, 68

August 20, 2016 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

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Recently, a new issue has been raised by the Trump camp … Hillary Clinton’s mental and physical strength (more precisely, the lack thereof) to be our nation’s next commander in chief. Trump and his surrogates are all over the airwaves questioning Clinton’s stamina. Of course, this is a subtle way of saying Hillary’s too old for the presidency.

“To defeat crime and radical Islamic terrorism in our country, to win trade in our country, you need tremendous physical and mental strength and stamina,” said Trump recently in Wisconsin. “Hillary Clinton doesn’t have that strength and stamina.”

Trump, who would be the oldest first-term president if elected, is questioning the energy and endurance of a woman who withstood an 11-hour inquisition by a Congressional panel investigating her role in the Benghazi tragedy. How laughable!

What about Trump’s health?

Well, we have the brilliant, but also risible, medical opinion of Trump’s personal physician, Dr. Harold N. Bornstein, who has stated, “If elected, Mr. Trump, I can state unequivocally, will be the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency.”

But surely Hillary Clinton is hiding something about her mental and physical condition, say conservative conspiracy theorists.  Is she mentally disturbed, unhinged, unbalanced or even incontinent?

Trump and his handlers know full well that if doubts about Clinton’s health are just vocalized, they will be believed by his gullible followers. And by questioning Hillary’s physical strength and stamina, they get a gender-age twofer, all for the price of one.

Here is Dr. Lisa Bardack’s statement regarding the health of her patient, Hillary Clinton, and the controversy surrounding “leaked” medical records:

“As Secretary Clinton’s long time physician, I released a medical statement during the campaign indicating that she is in excellent health. I have recently been made aware of allegedly ‘leaked’ medical documents regarding Secretary Clinton with my name on them. These documents are false, were not written by me and are not based on any medical facts. To reiterate what I said in my previous statement, Secretary Clinton is in excellent health and fit to serve as President of the United States.”

Will it be long before a congressional committee starts investigating the latest Clinton scandal … Dependsgate?

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The Final Piece Of The Puzzle… Trump Joins Forces With Ailes And Bannon

August 18, 2016 By John DeProspo Leave a Comment

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Another day, another shake up at Trump headquarters. This latest reshuffling by Trump, however, finally wipes away any doubt about his intention of ever securing the White House. The end game has been revealed.

Ever since he became the Republican presidential nominee, the talk has been about Trump acting more presidential; about pivoting from the divisive primary campaign rhetoric to a more inclusive general election mode. As we all know, the turnaround never came. Talk swirled that Trump was deliberately sabotaging his election chances.

And now we have the hiring of Stephen Bannon, chairman of the Breitbart News website, as Trump’s new campaign manager. This coming only one day after announcing Roger Ailes, former head of Fox News, as a campaign “advisor.”

Most people are familiar with Fox News, otherwise known as the official Republican propaganda network for the past twenty years. But not many people know of Breitbart News, a right wing online website founded in 2007. Making no apologies for its conservative, fringe worldview, it attacks establishment opponents (both Democratic and Republican) and traffics in conspiracy theories about President Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton and other Democrats — as well as some Republicans it views as the enemy.

Think of Breitbart News as Fox News on steroids.

Trump joining forces with Bannon and Ailes is a marriage made in conservative media heaven. It all makes so much sense!

“Talk radio, Fox News and the conservative web sites created space for an outsider like Trump to storm the GOP citadel,” Nicholas Kristof, the New York Times columnist, told CNNMoney. “Now Trump, having tried — not very hard — to kiss and make up with the GOP establishment seems to be reverting to the media guerrillas who initially gave him the microphone and the push he needed.”

The much longed for Trump pivot has finally come, but it is not what establishment Republicans had hoped for. Look for Trump, under the tutelage of Bannon and Ailes, to become even more harsh and divisive. The hope will be to lose the presidential election, blame it on “the establishment” for rigging the election process, while building up Trump’s base of mostly angry white working class voters.

This strategy will supply the viewership base needed to give flight to a new conservative media empire controlled by Trump and his two associates. A truly brilliant move on the Donald’s part! People have said Trump has always wanted to be a media mogul like Rupert Murdoch.

Watch out, Fox News, your days of cable dominance may be numbered.

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Come November, Trump May Be Gone, But What Happens To His Loyalists?

August 17, 2016 By John DeProspo 6 Comments

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It is becoming more apparent by the day, Donald Trump will not be the 45th president of the United States. How can I be so sure? The easy answer is to just look at the electoral map. Trump currently trails Clinton in all 11 states identified by pollsters as Electoral College battlegrounds. A few of those states, such as Virginia and Colorado, already seem beyond Trump’s reach.

But beyond the brutal reality of the electoral map, which points more and more to a Clinton landslide, Trump will not be our nation’s next commander in chief because he does not want the job. Since securing his party’s nomination, Trump has shown no desire to build the type of coalition needed to win a general election.

Whether consciously or not, Trump is doing an excellent job at self-sabotage. He is stuck in permanent primary campaign mode. By appealing to a base of angry white, working class males, Trump just continues to preach to the choir.

But what happens to Trump’s loyal band of mostly lower-middle class white voters from the Rust Belt and South once he is gone? Where will all that highly combustible anger and fear we’ve seen on the nightly news, and at Trump rallies, go once the base is left without a viable political outlet?

A true political leader would take his army of dedicated disciples and continue to lead the movement.

Donald Trump is not a political leader.

This year’s Republican presidential candidate is nothing more than a two-bit con man, the P.T. Barnum of 21st century American politics; a gifted impresario able to spot a sucker a mile away.

Trump, at the most generous best, is a mediocre political agnostic. He has no core political philosophy or set of beliefs. The art of discussing, or crafting, policy is neither his forte, nor his passion.

Following what will most certainly be a humiliating loss in November, Trump will abandon his loyal followers and go back to a life of ease, luxury and golf. He’s more Gordon Gekko than Che Guevera.

Perhaps a new leader for this large group of angry, white disaffected voters will emerge? Perhaps a new political party will be formed to organize this posse?

The fear is that, like some “Bernie or Bust” supporters who turned against their leader, calling him a fake and a fraud once he endorsed his former opponent, Trump’s well-armed “Second Amendment” stalwarts may turn into an unregulated militia that won’t take lightly being deceived once again.

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Top 10 Reasons Trump Won’t Show His Tax Returns

August 16, 2016 By John DeProspo 6 Comments

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Trump absolutely, categorically and unequivocally will not show his tax returns. Many political pundits are speculating the Trump camp has determined not releasing the returns will harm his campaign less than if he reveals the documents.

Here are the top 10 reasons why Donald Trump will not make public his tax returns:

  1. They would confirm he is worth less than he claims. Many financial experts believe Trump’s stated net worth ($10 billion) is even more inflated than his ego.
  2. They would show his close ties with Vladimir Putin. Apparently they are co-owners of a Russian dating site: ComradeMatch.com.
  3. They would reveal his lack of business smarts. Trump is believed to have lost money from a large investment in a chain of Florida alligator petting zoos.
  4. They would confirm he pays little, to no, taxes. It is rumored Trump pays less in taxes than his Mar-a-Lago cleaning lady, Inez Hernandez.
  5. They would show multiple bank accounts in the Bahamas. Most of Trump’s cash is believed to be sheltered in a Bahamian repository, The Royal Trust M. E. Bank.
  6. They would show little charitable giving. About the only confirmed largesse is to the RCGLVF (Retired Call Girls of Las Vegas Fund).
  7. They would show embarrassing, and perhaps, illegal political contributions. Trump is said to be the largest personal donor to the Louie Gohmert Re-election Committee.
  8. They would show questionable write-offs. It has long been rumored Trump deducts the cost of his “hair” maintenance.
  9. They would show he is asset rich but income poor. Sources say Trump’s main income stream is his monthly Social Security check.
  10. His longtime accountants, H & R Block, have advised him not to release his returns.

One can see how any one of the first nine reasons for Trump not releasing his returns could spell doom for the Republican presidential candidate.

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If Prevaricating Were An Olympic Sport, Trump Wins Gold, Hands Down

August 15, 2016 By John DeProspo 5 Comments

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In the good old days, presidential candidates were mostly truthful except for the occasional falsehood. Today, with candidate Donald Trump, it’s the inverse. Fact checkers have shown that only 9% of what comes out of Trump’s mouth is true or mostly true. In other words, a whopping 91% of what Trump says is half true, mostly false, false, or “pants on fire.”

Below is a link to Politifact’s list of false Trump statements:

All false statements involving Donald Trump

Below is a link to Politifact’s list of mostly false Trump statements:

All mostly false statements involving Donlad Trump

Why is a man whose default mode of speaking is to prevericate so popular with the Republican base?

Perhaps Sarah Jones, writing for Politicususa.com, said it best:

“They don’t care that Donald Trump lies; they love him because his lies soothe them. His lies appease them. His lies make them feel justified and righteous. His lies make them feel good about who they are. The voters are the children who do not want to be grown ups and the grown ups in the party have indulged them and fed them candy to keep from having to parent, and now they are stuck with a monster of a child.”

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