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Donald J. Trump – Candidate Of Mass Destruction

August 14, 2016 By John DeProspo 3 Comments

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It seems at every turn, Donald Trump is sabotaging whatever chance he has of winning the presidency. Instead of pivoting towards the general election after clinching his party’s nomination, he remains stuck in the campaign style that brought him to the dance. Going against his own staff’s advice and the hopes of the Republican powers that be, Trump just keeps doubling down on his divisive rhetoric, committing one unforced error after another.

Since becoming his party’s presidential nominee, Trump has belittled the Muslim parents of a fallen soldier; suggested his “Second Amendment” people would prevent a President Clinton from appointing liberal Supreme Court justices; and, most recently, made the absurd claim President Obama is the actual founder of ISIS.

It is no wonder why more and more members of his own party are abandoning ship. The man just can’t find the resolve, or the desire, to change his ways.

“He can’t simply continue to preach to the choir and think he’s going to put together a coalition that will win the White House,” said Ryan Williams, a party strategist and former aide to 2012 GOP nominee Mitt Romney. “He’s essentially guaranteeing that he will lose by refusing to clean up his mistakes and stop committing future ones.”

Some are calling Trump the candidate of self-destruction.

However, there are still those who believe Trump, even with his hateful form of campaigning, can win the White House. Hillary Clinton’s high negatives give the self-proclaimed billionaire a puncher’s chance.

Which raises the scary thought of a thin-skinned, erratic and vindictive Donald Trump as the nation’s commander in chief.

“I think anyone who listens to what Donald Trump has to say on foreign policy should be concerned, “said John Noonan, a former nuclear missile officer (and former adviser to Mitt Romney and Jeb Bush). “This is not the first time that he has talked about nuclear weapons in a reckless manner. Remember, he was interested in maybe having Japan or South Korea leave the U.S. nuclear umbrella and develop nuclear weapons of their own. That is contrary to decades’ worth of nuclear weapons policy and is, frankly, a terrible and dangerous idea.”

While many Americans have no problem with Trump being the candidate of self-destruction, they are terrified with Trump as the man with the nuclear launch keys. They rightly fear Trump as the candidate of mass destruction.

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Chelsea And Ivanka Meet For Lunch

August 13, 2016 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

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Despite the animus between their parents, Chelsea Clinton and Ivanka Trump have remained good friends. They recently met for lunch at the renowned Trump Tower Bar and Grill.

Ivanka: “Hey Chelse, glad you could make it. It’s been a while.”

Chelsea: “Always love coming to this place.”

Ivanka: “I’m having Chef Henri make us fabulous arugula salads with shrimp!”

Chelsea: “Ivanka, you know how we said we would always remain friends no matter happens in the presidential race? I have to be honest with you … I wish you could get your father to stop calling Mom, “Crooked Hillary.”

Ivanka: “Oh Chelse, you know my father isn’t being serious. He’s just being sarcastic! He’s having some fun. You know we Trumps are winners and we’ll do whatever it takes to win.”

Chelsea: “Well I don’t like it. Just like I don’t like him talking about “Second Amendment” people coming after Mom.”

Ivanka: “Chelsea, you’re being too sensitive. He’s just doing what he thinks he needs to do to stir up his base. Speaking of things that need to change, I would hope your mother stops calling my father a sexist, racist bigot.”

Chelsea: “Well …”

Ivanka: “Well what?”

Chelsea: “ She’s just saying what many people believe. You know members of his own party are calling him the same thing.”

Ivanka: “Well I don’t like it. My dad is the most tolerant, generous man I know.”

Chelsea: “ Of course you are going to feel that way. You’re his daughter.”

Ivanka: “So you think my dad is a sexist, racist bigot?”

Chelsea: “Well …”

Ivanka: “That’s it. I’ve had it. Our friendship is officially over. I’m leaving!”

Chelsea: ”But what about Chef Henri and the fabulous arugula salads?”

So ended the strained friendship between two powerful daughters of two powerful families. The two might not speak again until 2024 when they meet in the year’s first presidential debate.

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For Some Republicans, It’s Country Over Party

August 12, 2016 By John DeProspo 1 Comment

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The GOP is undoubtedly in meltdown mode. Many Republicans are refusing to support their party’s presidential nominee, while others are officially abandoning the Party of Lincoln.

Like other Americans of conscience, Chris Ladd, Texas Republican and founder of the website goplifer.com, is leaving his political party of thirty years. Below is his letter of resignation as a York Township Republican committeeman:

“The Iraq War, the financial meltdown, the utter failure of supply-side theory, climate denial, and our strange pursuit of theocratic legislation have all been troubling. Yet it seemed that America’s party of commerce, trade, and pragmatism might still have time to sober up.  

Remaining engaged in the party implied a contribution to that renaissance, an investment in hope. Donald Trump has put an end to that hope.

From his fairy-tale wall to his schoolyard bullying and his flirtation with violent racists, Donald Trump offers America a singular narrative – a tale of cowards. Fearful people, convinced of our inadequacy, trembling before a world alight with imaginary threats, crave a demagogue. Neither party has ever elevated to this level a more toxic figure, one that calls forth the darkest elements of our national character.

With three decades invested in the Republican Party, there is a powerful temptation to shrug and soldier on. Despite the bold rhetoric, we all know Trump will lose. Why throw away a great personal investment over one bad nominee? Trump is not merely a poor candidate, but an indictment of our character. Preserving a party is not a morally defensible goal if that party has lost its legitimacy.”

“Fast-forward to our present leadership and the nature of our dilemma is clear. I watched Paul Ryan speak at Donald Trump’s convention the way a young child watches his father march off to prison. Thousands of Republican figures that loathe Donald Trump, understand the danger he represents, and privately hope he loses, are publicly declaring their support for him. In Illinois our local and state GOP organizations, faced with a choice, have decided on complicity.


Our leaders’ compromise preserves their personal capital at our collective cost. Their refusal to dissent robs all Republicans of moral cover. Evasion and cowardice has prevailed over conscience. We are now, and shall indefinitely remain, the Party of Donald Trump.


I will not contribute my name, my work, or my character to an utterly indefensible cause. No sensible adult demands moral purity from a political party, but conscience is meaningless without constraints. A party willing to lend its collective capital to Donald Trump has entered a compromise beyond any credible threshold of legitimacy. There is no redemption in being one of the “good Nazis.”

I hereby resign my position as a York Township Republican committeeman. My thirty-year tenure as a Republican is over.”

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Trump Cologne… The Sweet Smell Of Success?

August 11, 2016 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

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As you might except from a master salesman who deals in illusion and delusion, Donald Trump’s fragrance line is called “Success.” For about $30, you can buy a bottle of this scented water with the Trump label.

Trump, up until his recent foray into presidential politics, has been very protective of his brand. His entire life has been spent associating the Trump name with luxury, style and, well, success. How else could he take an ordinary product and double or triple its normal price? With the Trump imprimatur, that’s how!

If you haven’t noticed, the Trump brand has been taking a beating lately.

People normally attracted to the Trump label are shunning or boycotting many of the huckster’s products from hotel rooms, casino trips, items from his clothing line, food products or anything else affiliated with Trump.

According to data provided by Hipmunk, an online travel reservations company, occupancy at Trump’s hotels is down almost across the board, sometimes by as much as 75% compared to this time last year.

Of course, Hipmunk is just one of a bunch of online travel booking websites, but a survey of 2,000 Americans conducted in late May by the branding company Skift found that almost 57% of Americans were less likely to stay in a Trump hotel now that the company’s namesake is on the campaign trail.

A large chunk of Donald Trump’s net worth (whatever it actually is) is attributed to his brand. In fact, Trump has evaluated his brand’s worth at $3.3 billion. As things stand, Trump may need a serious talk with his accountants.

How much lower will Trump allow his cherished brand to fall? Might not a prudent man find a graceful way to exit the race? Ah, but there’s the rub… no one would ever describe Trump as a prudent man!

A crushing defeat in November to Hillary Clinton would not only seriously wound Trump’s huge ego but also devalue his brand to chump change.

Trump might even be forced to relabel his cologne. Instead of “Eau de Toilette” he may have to go with “Toilet Water.”

 

 

 

 

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Trump Continues to Employ His Trusty Shovel

August 10, 2016 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

 

Donald Trump takes part in a ground breaking ceremony for the Trump International Hotel on the site of the Old Post Office, in Washington, Wednesday, July 23, 2014. (AP Photo)

Just when you think Trump couldn’t get any lower, out pops his golden shovel and the Republican presidential nominee just digs a deeper hole for himself.

No one knows what rock bottom is for the real estate tycoon, turned TV celebrity, turned cult leader, but suggesting his gun-loving, “Second Amendment” enthusiasts resort to gun violence in order to stop a President Clinton from appointing liberal judges has to be pretty close.

Of course, Trump’s rabid group of followers is defending him and blaming the media for deliberately misrepresenting his words in order to stir up a controversy where none exists.

Here are Donald Trump’s exact words:

“Hillary wants to abolish — essentially abolish the Second Amendment. By the way, if she gets to pick, if she gets to pick her judges, nothing you can do, folks. Although the Second Amendment people, maybe there is, I don’t know,” Trump said.

This is not the first time Trump has spoken about “Second Amendment” rights or remedies.

At an Arizona rally this past April, Trump told a cheering crowd, “We’re going to win with our Second Amendment. We’re gonna win big league with our Second Amendment!”

If you believe many Trump supporters are nothing more than textbook cultists hanging on to his every word, be worried … be very worried.

Trump may have once just been a bombastic buffoon and a great source of entertainment, but he has now clearly evolved into a national security threat. Realizing this, some responsible members of his own party are  determined to stop him at all costs.

By alienating moderate Republicans, independents, women, African-Americans, Hispanics, Asians, Muslims, the disabled, and veterans, there is no way Trump could ever win a general election.

So what could he possibly be thinking?

The one conclusion many have drawn from Trump’s dangerous and erratic behavior is that he is building up his base for a media empire to be created once he is crushed at the polls come November.

Of course, Trump will claim the system was rigged against him and that he’s still a winner. And his cultists will believe it.

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Trexit … Trump Will Not Risk Damaging His Brand Any Further

August 8, 2016 By John DeProspo 7 Comments

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The steady drip of defections is only getting worse for Donald Trump. Today, U.S. Sen. Susan Collins became the latest Republican to distance herself from her party’s presidential nominee. She will not be voting for the man who she believes hijacked her beloved party.

Like rats on the sinking Titanic, Republicans at all levels of government are running away from a man who looks more and more like a sure loser.

With many polls showing Hillary Clinton leading Trump by double digits, the question now becomes: how long before Trump finds an excuse to abandon the race?

For a man who thought entering the Republican presidential primary was a great way to promote his brand, he sure has made a mess of things!

The name that up until recently was synonymous with success, luxury and fearlessness is now better known for racism, sexism and crudeness.

A landslide loss to Clinton would only be adding insult to injury for the Trump brand. The master salesman could never abide such a defeat.

The only question is how low in the polls does Trump have to sink, and how many more prominent Republicans have to give him the heave-ho, before Trump employs his exit strategy?

My guess is that Trump will be bailing sooner rather than later. He not only has his brand to think about but also his pride (or fragile ego, as some might say).

One thing Trump cherishes above all else is being a winner, or as any con man would say, being perceived a winner. As his situation becomes more and more precarious, Trump will find a way to save face. He certainly does not want be the GOP’s next Barry Goldwater!

It will be interesting to watch the master trickster work his way out of the self-made steel box he finds himself in. Perhaps a consultation with David Copperfield may be in order?

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“Why do we care what the polls have to say? What do the Polish people know about American politics anyway!” -George W. Bush

August 7, 2016 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

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Too many people get stressed out by polling data.

Polls at this stage of the presidential election are just about useless. Some have Hillary up but a lot, some by a little. Some polls even have Trump in the lead.

It is best to heed the wise words of our nation’s 43rd president:

“Why do we care what the polls have to say? What do the Polish people know about American politics anyway!”

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2016 Presidential Race… The Election Of Defection

August 6, 2016 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

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The 2016 presidential election is unprecedented for a number of reasons. Republicans have a candidate who single-handedly, and without bloodshed or violence, hijacked the Party of Lincoln. A self-absorbed, self-described billionaire and political novice is carrying the GOP’s hope of regaining the White House.

For Democrats, we have a political candidate who has been around so long, and accumulated so much baggage, that her standard mode of transportation is not a limo but a semi. And oh, the Democratic presidential nominee is trying to become the nation’s first female Commander in Chief.

As unusual as this pair of presidential candidates may be, there is one singular fact that is truly unparalleled – with Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, we have two of the most disliked presidential candidates in U.S. history competing against one another!

While it not unusual for a candidate to be disliked by members of the opposing party, both Trump and Clinton are hated by a significant number of voters from within their own party!

According to RealClearPolitics averages, Trump has an unfavorable rating of 65 percent. Clinton has 55 percent.

It seems with each passing day, Republicans are running away from Trump like rats on the sinking Titanic. Not only are some refusing to endorse their party’s nominee or give him their vote, an ever-increasing number are publically stating they will vote for Clinton.

On the Democratic side, for many disappointed voters who supported the Bernie Sanders revolution, the game plan is to sit out the election or vote for Jill Stein, the Green Party candidate. Some diehard Bernie or Bust enthusiasts have even vowed to vote for Donald Trump.

With such a bizarre election cycle, the White House may go to the candidate with the least number of defections from within their own party!

The election of 2016 is shaping up as a field day for presidential historians.

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There Is Nothing Trump Can Do Or Say To Lose Support Among His Loyal Base

August 4, 2016 By John DeProspo 4 Comments

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It is the proverbial “riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.” Why are Trump supporters so devoted to him?

During the primary season, Trump boasted that support for his presidential campaign would not decline even if he shot someone in the middle of a crowded street.

“I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose voters,” Trump said at a campaign rally in Sioux City, Iowa, back in January.

Most political pundits at the time attributed the statement to that of an arrogant, self-absorbed, narcissist who had no chance of winning his party’s nomination for president. Well, you know how that whole primary thing worked out.

Of all the falsehoods to come out of Trump’s mouth, his boast about shooting someone accurately captured the loyalty level of his ardent followers.

In an effort to understand why Trump enthusiasts are so fiercely loyal to the reality TV star/billionaire, I interviewed one such supporter, Luke Mellencamp, a rancher in Brownsville, Texas.

“Sir, I know you are a devoted Trump supporter. But is there anything Donald Trump could do to make you change your mind about him?” I asked.

“No, I know he is a good man who wants to make America great again. No, there is nothing the liberal media could say that would make me stop supporting Mr.Trump,” declared the rancher.

“What if you learned he’s never paid any income taxes his entire life?” I asked.

“If he didn’t pay his taxes it’s because he knew the government would just waste the money,” said Mellencamp.

“What if he supplied one of our enemies, like Russia, with top-secret information?” I queried.

“No, he would only do that if it was part of his strategy to defeat them,” reasoned the rancher.

“What if he’s found guilty of defrauding thousands of low and middle-income people out of their hard earned money with his fake Trump University?” I tried.

“No. If they got nothing out of going to his college, they must not have been studying or paying attention,” replied the home-schooled country fellow.

I then asked the rancher a question I thought he might find a little more relatable.

“What if Trump were convicted of bestiality with one of your farm animals?” I asked.

“Well, that goes against the good book, you know. I … I … I’d have to think about that a little,” said Mellencamp.

Finally, I found something that seemed to upset the good, God-fearing Christian!

“No. On second thought, I would say the animal was probably asking for it,” offered the cattle rancher.

Man, talk about loyalty!

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For Trump And GOP, Time To Make A Deal

August 3, 2016 By John DeProspo 6 Comments

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As a builder, Donald Trump knows a lot about laying the proper foundation.

Just two days ago at a rally in Columbus, Ohio, before even a single vote has been cast, Trump told the crowd, “I’m afraid the election is going to be rigged, I have to be honest.”

Many political observers believe this latest gripe is Trump’s way of preparing himself for a crushing defeat or, more likely, setting up the possibly of his dropping out of the race with ego intact. I believe it’s the latter. This seems like the latest , and most plausible, Trump exit strategy.

Senior GOP officials were quick to pick up on the message. They are now exploring their options if Trump were to decide to call it a day. Time is of the essence, however. The 168 members of the RNC would have to quickly start the complicated process of picking a new candidate. It would all have to happen by early September.

The one thing Trump cares about more than anything else is protecting his brand. A humiliating loss to Hillary would be a severe blow to the Trump mystique.

Unless Trump is truly the imbecile some make him out to be (doubtful), he knows he is in over his hairpiece. He realizes he does not have the temperament, let alone the appetite, for the most difficult, thankless job of president of the United States.

The most likely scenario, beneficial to all parties, would look something like this:

Trump keeps complaining about the rigged election system, hinting more and more he won’t be victim to such corruption. His loyal supporters, no doubt, will buy this. In the meantime, Trump and senior GOP officials work out a secret deal ($$$) for his withdrawal from the race. Say, perhaps, the Koch Brothers find some spare change in their sofa cushions ($150 million?).

Republicans then pick a more middle-of-the-road general election candidate. He, or she, might not win the election but they might better protect all their down ballot races.

Trump withdraws from the race blaming everyone except his favorite aunt Ida. He goes on endless rants about the corrupt GOP and its media acolytes. A few months after Hillary is sworn into office, Trump announces the launch of his new media empire – one focused on telling “the truth” to the American people. He’ll come up with a slogan akin to Fox’s “fair and balanced.” All this courtesy of the secret ransom Trump extracted from the GOP moneymen.

If Republicans maintain their majorities in the House and Senate, they will continue to obstruct all policy proposals from a Clinton Administration and spend their time thinking of who their white knight, or maiden, will be come 2020.

No, it will not be Ted Cruz.

(Photo by Paul Morigi/WireImage)

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