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The Ineptitude In Cleveland Only Gets Worse

July 20, 2016 By John DeProspo 5 Comments

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What Republicans have proven over the first three days of their national convention is that they are adept at ineptness.

From not utilizing the right speakers for primetime speaking slots, to getting caught red handed plagiarizing other peoples words, the Republican National Convention has devolved into the “Amateur Hour.”

Tonight’s fiasco, however, takes the cake (well, at least for now).

Convention organizers allowed Ted Cruz to address the delegates. The RNC was not required to offer Donald Trump’s biggest primary opponent an opportunity to speak. But heck, they were short on speakers, why not?

Ted Cruz has yet to endorse Donald Trump for president. He has not encouraged his many supporters to get behind the Republican Party’s nominee. And after tonight’s speech, that is still the case.

Ted Cruz told convention delegates to “vote your conscience,” or in political parlance, vote for the candidate you prefer, not the one you’re pledged to support through the nominating system.

The convention delegates didn’t take kindly to Cruz’s advice. Shouts of “endorse … endorse” could be heard coming from the loud Republican crowd even over a chorus of boos. Yet Cruz stood his ground. No endorsement was offered.

Why Ted Cruz would be allowed to speak at the convention without a guarantee he would endorse the Republican presidential nominee is the question everyone is asking. The answer, however, may be as simple as “pure, unadulterated ineptitude.”

Instead of talking about the great speech given by the vice presidential nominee, Mike Pence, today’s news cycle will be devoted to stories of Ted Cruz’s selfishness and disloyalty to his party.

Cruz is probably one of the most hated, distrusted, and devious Republicans you will ever find. A man who only thinks in terms of his own political future. Former House Speaker, John Boehner, has called Cruz “Lucifer in the flesh” and a “miserable son of a bitch.”

Well, the evil one pulled a fast one on the RNC. It was payback time for all the nasty things Trump has said about Cruz and his wife. What better way to humiliate the man who saddled him with the nickname, “Lyin’ Ted?”

Thanks to the generosity of a disorganized political convention, tonight’s “political sabotage” will no doubt be referred to as Cruz’s first speech in his bid to becoming the 2020 Republican presidential nominee.

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GOP Happily Boards The USS Titanic

July 20, 2016 By John DeProspo 6 Comments

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There is nothing presumptive about Donald Trump anymore. After yesterday’s roll call vote of delegates, the political novice and self-described multi-billionaire IS the Republican Party’s 2016 presidential candidate.

What began as a joke to many political observers, is now the standard bearer of a major political party. The man who launched his run for the presidency by riding down an escalator with his beautiful wife, now carries the GOP’s hope of regaining the White House. The man who on the day he announced his candidacy claimed Mexico was sending us “their criminals, drug dealers and rapists” is the Republicans’ pick to unify a divided country.

In case political amnesia sets in, here is a list of how some Republicans have described their 2016 presidential candidate:

Rick Perry: Trump is a “cancer on conservatism.”

Marco Rubio: “We’re on the verge of having someone take over the conservative movement who is a con artist.”

Ted Cruz: “This man is a pathological liar. He doesn’t know the difference between truth and lies. He lies practically every word that comes out of his mouth.”

Chris Christie: “Showtime is over. We are not electing an entertainer-in-chief. Showmanship is fun, but it is not the kind of leadership that will truly change America.”

Lindsey Graham: “He’s a race-baiting, xenophobic, religious bigot. He doesn’t represent my party. He doesn’t represent the values that the men and women who wear the uniform are fighting for. … He’s the ISIL man of the year.”

Carly Fiorina: “Donald Trump reminds me of the Kim Kardashian of politics.”

Mitt Romney: “Here’s what I know: Donald Trump is a phony, a fraud,”

Jeb Bush: Trump is “not a stupid guy, so I don’t assume he thinks that every Mexican crossing the border is a rapist. He’s doing this to inflame and incite and to draw attention, which seems to be the organizing principle of his campaign.”

Yes, politicians say all sorts of things during political campaigns. But do you notice a common theme here?

Out of a primary field of 17 candidates, Republicans have decided to go with their most divisive, disliked, least experienced, double-talking candidate of the bunch.

Word of warning to the many Republican politicians who have bought their tickets on the USS Titanic – there is a limited number of life boats.

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An Immigrant Steals Show At Republican National Convention

July 19, 2016 By John DeProspo 14 Comments

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For a party that has a problem accepting immigrants, Slovenian-born Melania Trump delivered the speech of the evening at last night’s opening day ceremonies in Cleveland, Ohio.

After what turned out to be a chaotic first day at the Republican National Convention, Melania Trump offered a refreshing change of pace from the partisan, vitriolic speeches that preceded her.

The mother of one of the four Americans killed in the Benghazi attack, Patricia Smith, blamed Hillary Clinton, “personally for the death of my son.” Also keeping with the Benghazi theme, a hopped-up Rudy Giuliani alleged Hillary Clinton has “an arrogant disregard for American lives lost unnecessarily because of her.”

Yes, Melania Trump, in an elegant white dress, was what the night, and primetime, needed.

Speaking of her husband, Melania said, “He is tough when he has to be, but he’s also kind and fair and caring. This kindness is not always noted, but it is there for all to see. That is one reason I fell in love with him to begin with.”

She received a rousing applause by mentioning that Donald “intends to represent all of the people…that includes Christians and Jews and Muslims and Hispanics and Asians He will never, ever, give up. And most importantly, he will never, ever, let you down.”

Some, no doubt, will take issue with her husband’s plan to be an inclusive, unifying president. But the convention crowd bought it, giving Melania a standing ovation.

From the look of the crowd as she spoke, one could sense the audience was paying close attention to her words. They were pulling for her. Her Slovenian accent did not betray her or get in the way of a speech well written and delivered – a speech some described as “composed, self-aware,” and providing a rare glimpse into the personality of America’s potential next first lady.

Melania Trump even tried her hand at humor.

“It would not be a Trump campaign without excitement and drama,” she joked.

Last night, Melania Trump, undoubtedly delivered the biggest speech of her life and of the presidential campaign so far. To her credit, the former fashion model that learned English as a second language, nailed it.

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Pam Bondi Has Major Cojones

July 17, 2016 By John DeProspo 5 Comments

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What do you do when you are your state’s Attorney General being investigated for an ethics violation over soliciting a $25,000 campaign contribution from the presumptive Republican presidential nominee? Well, if you’re Florida’s Pam Bondi, you accept a primetime speaking slot at your party’s nominating convention, which begins tomorrow.

Pat Bondi is scheduled to speak this coming Wednesday along with:

  • Eileen Collins, astronaut and first female commander of a space shuttle mission
  • Newt Gingrich, Former Speaker of the House
  • Senator Ted Cruz
  • Eric Trump
  • Natalie Gulbis, professional golfer
  • Mike Pence, Vice Presidential nominee

Some pretty heady company! (well, except for Gulbis and Eric Trump)

That Bondi would put herself on such public display is nothing short of blind ambition lathered over by some good, old-fashioned Florida chutzpah.

Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi’s political troubles involve three complaints accusing her of unethical conduct for soliciting campaign donations from Donald Trump while her office was reviewing consumer complaints against Trump University.

Trump’s $25,000 donation came just days before Bondi’s office dropped the probe, choosing not to join an investigation into complaints against Trump U.

Florida State Sen., Dwight Bullard, has called on U.S. Attorney General Loretta Lynch to begin a federal investigation.

“It’s not a one-time act or a one-time occurrence. Rather, it’s the latest in a pattern of questionable behavior exhibited by Ms. Bondi involving deep-pocketed interests and an unwillingness to legally pursue certain business entities following their intercession,” Bullard stated in his letter to Lynch.

There is little doubt that any news outlet covering the convention, and Bondi’s speech, will ignore the looming scandal. Many will be learning, for the first time, of this confluence of campaign money, Trump University, Bondi and Trump.

It is obvious why Donald Trump would invite Bondi to speak at his coming out party.

While a more circumspect political figure might have chosen to lay low and not stir up the proverbial hornet’s nest, Bondi is Trump’s kind of woman. Major cojones!

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Donald, It’s Not Too Late To Book A Class Act

July 16, 2016 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

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You know you’re in trouble when B-list speakers are turning you down left and right. Conservative super-idol and former third-string quarterback, Tim Tebow, has made it known he will not be speaking at next week’s Republican National Convention … no matter what Donald Trump may say.

Convention organizers are increasingly desperate, even at this late date, to fill speaking slots that are usually considered primo gigs by politicians and celebrities alike.

Not to worry.

It is rumored the star performers of the 2012 Republican National Convention have offered up their services to the RNC: Clint Eastwood and the “Chair.”

If you recall, Clint and “Chair” gave a primetime performance at the last convention which rocked the house. People, to this day, are still talking about it. Eastwood pretended to have a conversation with an empty chair, representing Barack Obama.

The beauty of Eastwood’s “speech” in support of the Republican Party’s presidential nominee, Mitt Romney, was that it was largely improvised.

The highlight of the routine came when Eastwood implied the “Chair” (President Obama) had uttered profanities directed both at Romney and himself, saying, “What do you want me to tell Romney? I can’t tell him to do that, he can’t do that to himself!”

No, you don’t get endorsement speeches like that every day!

So, if Trump and the RNC act quickly, they may be able to secure the services of two remarkable performers who know how to take command of a convention stage and shine under the pressure of a primetime speaking slot.

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Bernie, Be A Mensch … It’s Time To Have That Talk With The Children

July 14, 2016 By John DeProspo 16 Comments

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Now that you’ve done something you promised never to do – endorse Hillary Clinton before the Democratic National Convention – your supporters are getting restless. So before you hit the campaign trail stumping for Hillary, there is some important business you need to attend to at home. You need to have “the talk” with the children.

Yes, I’m calling some of your supporters children.

After you embraced the “Evil One,” some of your most loyal little lambs began calling you a fraud. A fake. A sell out. You raised their hopes for a political revolution then crushed those hopes by going all establishment on them.

Many of your petulant supporters have now vowed to vote third party, vote Trump or just sit out the election. Just today the Green Party’s Jill Stein crowed that her campaign has seen a nearly 1000% increase in donations since you endorsed Hillary the other day. Yes, these are your kids!

You need to do more than tell your broken-hearted innocents they must support Hillary; do more than tell them they must keep Trump out of the White House. You have to explain to them how politics works in the adult world.

You need to tell them that a vote for a third party candidate, like Jill Stein, would be nothing more than a protest vote that will only help Trump. Maybe tell them about the recent “Brexit” vote in the UK? Remind them of the tale of Ralph Nader in the 2000 presidential election. Tell them how just a few more votes for Al Gore in Florida, instead of the Green Party’s quixotic candidate, Ralph Nader, would have changed the course of history. Explain to them the meaning of the “spoiler effect.”

For those who plan to sit out the election or vote for Donald Trump, explain to them that the next president will nominate 2-3 Supreme Court justices. Tell them Trump’s favorite Supreme Court justice is Clarence Thomas. Remind them that Supreme Court justices are appointed for life. Tell them that a conservative Court could wipe out much of the progress we’ve come to take for granted. Ask them what a woman’s right to choice means to them.

You might even have to hit them with the political truth that politics is sometimes about making distasteful, hard choices. You may have to explain the concept of compromise. Tell them while they sometimes might not get the result they want, sitting out the game is not the answer. You might want to get into the concept of “the lesser of two evils” but that may be too much for the little ones to handle. I’ve always liked this phrase: “politics makes for strange bedfellows.”

So before you hit the road drumming up support for Hillary, take care of your own by having “the talk” as soon as possible.

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Former KKK Leader Wants To Run For Congress – Thanks Donald Trump

July 13, 2016 By John DeProspo Leave a Comment

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David Duke, former grand wizard of the Ku Klux Klan, is flirting with the idea of running for Congress. He expects to make his decision within a “few days.”

Duke has seen the success of Republican presidential candidate, Donald Trump, who he has endorsed, and wants in on the action.

“I’ve said everything that Donald Trump is saying and more,” said Duke. “I think Trump is riding a wave of anti-establishment feeling that I’ve been nurturing for 25 years.”

No doubt Trump has made racism fashionable again. What many Americans had kept hidden for fear of being ridiculed and ostracized is now being proudly displayed. Thanks to Trump, racism is on the rise in America. (Thanks To Trump, Racism Has Gone From Concealed To “Open Carry”)

David Duke also suggested he would be a great pick as Trump’s running mate.

Comparing himself to Newt Gingrich, a man at the top of Trump’s VP list, Duke said, “I would be a better pick. I had a perfect Republican voting record. If he had me as a VP he would have a life insurance policy. But again, I don’t see him doing that. That’s just a fantasy.”

If Duke decides to seek office, he would be running against Rep. Steve Scalise, the No. 3 Republican in the House. Undaunted, Duke sees 2016 as his year to win against the man he calls “sellout Steve Scalise.”

Ironically, Scalise got into hot water a few years ago for having spoken at a meeting of the European-American Unity and Rights Organization, an group founded by Duke.

Of course Scalise feigned ignorance of the Duke organization’s message.

“I didn’t know who all of these groups were and I detest any kind of hate group,” Scalise said. “For anyone to suggest that I was involved with a group like that is insulting and ludicrous.”

Yes, Scalise was so unaware of the racist message Duke’s organization as putting out that he jokingly referred to himself as, “David Duke without the baggage.”

Because of Trump’s success in appealing to racists everywhere, Duke sees an opening for himself.

“There are millions of people across the country who would like to have me in the Congress. I’d be the only person in Congress openly defending the rights and the heritage of European Americans,” said Duke. “We are on the offensive today. There’s no more defenses.”

If Duke decides to run, it is interesting to wonder if the folks of Louisiana would go for the real McCoy racist, Duke, or stick with the imitation brand, Scalise.

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Clinton – Sanders Announce Arranged Marriage

July 12, 2016 By John DeProspo 4 Comments

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Today it became official. Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton will finally be united as one. At a rally in Portsmouth, New Hampshire, the couple announced their mutual respect and admiration for each other. But nowhere during their speeches did either Democratic candidate utter the word “love” or demonstrate it in any way.

What Democratic Party elders had long hoped for was, however, met with mixed reviews.

For passionate Bernie Sanders supporters, who fervently dislike his chosen partner, the decision seemed like a sell-out. Judging from some of the comments made by “Bernie or Bust” fans, it may take some time (if ever) for them to accept this “marriage of convenience.”

One Sanders supporter posted an online comment which captures the way many others feel:

“Bernie, I respect your decision. You brought some sense to this crazy election.Trying to stop Trump is a noble cause but SORRY…I will not support Hillary. I will no longer choose a bad candidate just because the other choice is worse. I am going for a third party candidate. Keep doing what you have done so far.”

Some political analysts have predicted as many as one-third of Sanders’ supporters will not accept Hillary into the family. They will support a third-party candidate, support Trump or just sit out the election.

A Washington Post-ABC News poll released late last month showed that only 8 percent of Sanders supporters said they would back Trump over Clinton in the general election, down from 20 percent a month earlier.

Donald Trump did not waste time reaching out to dismayed Bernie supporters.

Trump Tweeted:

Donald J. Trump

‪@realDonaldTrump

To all the Bernie voters who want to stop bad trade deals & global special interests, we welcome you with open arms. People first.

10:04 AM – 12 Jul 2016

Bernie Sanders has abandoned his supporters by endorsing pro-war pro-TPP pro-Wall Street Crooked Hillary Clinton.

10:03 AM – 12 Jul 2016

Democrats are hoping that once Bernie Sanders starts actively stumping for Hillary, many of his dispirited backers will accept his decision to unite with Hillary.

Sometimes arranged marriages work out just fine.

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Open Letter By Wharton Students Leads to Trump “Diploma-gate”

July 10, 2016 By John DeProspo 8 Comments

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Trump loves to brag about how smart he is. His proof? He graduated from an Ivy League school, the University of Pennsylvania. He transferred there after two years at Fordham University in the Bronx. He graduated UPenn with a BS in economics, having taken courses at the university’s renowned Wharton School.

Trump keeps reminding us, “I went to the Wharton School of Business. I’m, like, a really smart person.”

The presumptive Republican nominee’s boast is a little misleading. He did not graduate from the Wharton School of Business’s prestigious MBA program. He took undergraduate courses at the school while at UPenn.

Minor detail, right?

Now, Wharton students, alumni and faculty have penned an open letter condemning Trump:

DEAR MR. TRUMP:

AT THE WHARTON SCHOOL OF THE UNIVERSITY OF PENNSYLVANIA, STUDENTS ARE TAUGHT TO REPRESENT THE HIGHEST LEVELS OF RESPECT AND INTEGRITY. WE ARE TAUGHT TO EMBRACE HUMILITY AND DIVERSITY. WE CAN UNDERSTAND WHY, IN SEEKING AMERICA’S HIGHEST OFFICE, YOU HAVE USED YOUR DEGREE FROM WHARTON TO PROMOTE AND LEND LEGITIMACY TO YOUR CANDIDACY…

WE, THE UNDERSIGNED WHARTON STUDENTS, ALUMNI, AND FACULTY, UNEQUIVOCALLY REJECT THE USE OF YOUR EDUCATION AT WHARTON AS A PLATFORM FOR PROMOTING PREJUDICE AND INTOLERANCE. YOUR DISCRIMINATORY STATEMENTS ARE INCOMPATIBLE WITH THE VALUES THAT WE ARE TAUGHT AND WE TEACH AT WHARTON, AND WE EXPRESS OUR UNWAVERING COMMITMENT TO AN OPEN AND INCLUSIVE AMERICAN SOCIETY.’

This major takedown from Wharton has caused many to question whether Trump actually graduated from the esteemed and academically challenging University of Pennsylvania.

A group has been formed asking Trump produce his undergraduate diploma, and transcipt, from UPenn.

Said the group’s leader, Harriet Schlegal, “We do not believe anyone so dumb could be a UPenn graduate. We are demanding Mr. Trump produce his long form diploma, along with the transcripts for the two years he allegedly attended the University of Pennsylvania.”

How ironic. The “King of the Birthers” has been hit with his own scandal many are calling “Diploma-gate.”

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Attend Republican National Convention? For Some, It’s Time To Mow The Lawn

July 9, 2016 By John DeProspo Leave a Comment

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It seems more and more Republicans are finding reasons not to attend this year’s Republican National Convention in Cleveland, Ohio. Some of those not attending, at least, are honest about it, like the former Republican nominee, Mitt Romney.

Romney has made it clear he does not like Trump very much. Mitt Romney has called Trump a “phony” and a “fraud,” whose promises are “worthless.” His plan is to stay as far away from Cleveland as possible.

Then there are those weak-kneed Republicans who instead have come up with a variety of excuses: They’re too busy running their own campaigns, they’d rather watch on television, or they have previous engagements scheduled.

But hardly any GOP member has dared mention the 800-pound gorilla in the room: the real potential for violence.

As the convention approaches (July 18-21), several security experts, convention attendees and even the prospective protesters fear the convention site, Quicken Loans Arena, could erupt into violence reminiscent of the 1968 Democratic Convention in Chicago, where an estimated 10,000 protesters showed up to oppose the Vietnam War. Confrontations between police and protesters broke out that left hundreds injured and resulted in nearly 600 arrests.

What none of these security experts want to admit, however, is if violence were to break out in Cleveland, look for the results to be much worse than those of 1968.

Ohio is an open carry state. While guns will be prohibited inside the convention hall, they will be perfectly legal outside the arena.

Trump has talked about “Second Amendment” rights at his rallies.

“We’re going to win with our Second Amendment!” said Trump at a Phoenix, Arizona rally in March. “We’re gonna win big league with our Second Amendment!”

With the recent fatal police shootings of two African-Americans and the ensuing ambush by a sniper in Dallas, Texas that left five police officers killed and another seven wounded, emotions are raw on all sides.

John Born, Ohio’s public safety director, said federal, state and local authorities have been working together on thorough preparations. “I will tell you that we try to do everything we possibly can to prepare for any potential action that can occur.”

One wonders how prepared security personnel will be if a bunch of gun-toting, angry protesters start resorting to their “Second Amendment” remedies?

Mowing the lawn, Sen. Jeff Flake, sounds like a great idea!

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